Chapter 6
Neo: Sorry for the long delay to those who love this fic my dad was over and I like to do this type of ALONE so I can think of more awesome ideas that you might love and beg for. Also in this chappy here Cloud's going to be a bit of a spoiled little bitch. If any of you watched Friends on nick at night and it was the episode when Phoebe had her baby shower and hated her presents because she never was going to use them until after 2 months or maybe it was the hormones. Whichever it was, for Cloud, it's going to be because of the hormones.
Neox: Also if anyone needs more info on Repuna just PM us immediately.
Both: Now on to the fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own the kingdom hearts series I ownly own the video games KH and KH2 I'm stuck on the Riku 2 part just to let you know. So basically I don't own anything so um GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS! I mean why do we always have to do disclaimers anyway.
Squall and the other's who planned the baby shower looked at Cloud who was more happy than an angel playing a flute flying in the air with their pure white feathered wings spreading widely through the air. This couldn't get any better Squall had thought. And after a while Squall sorta well jinxed the shower. Cloud was getting his presents and when he opened them up he got angry. "What the hell is this? A big sword that I won't fucking be able to use for two more months! This fucking sucks!" Cloud growled while incredibly throwing the gift given to him by Squall across the room. "Anyone else have gifts for me?" Cloud had said patiently but after that show he caused he kind of frightened. "Noooo," The guest said hiding their gifts behind Their own backs because of what the spiky blonde boy did with the first one. The baby shower was a complete bust when that happened, because well Cloud's mood swings.
Cloud was very sorry for the way he acted that he cried. "I'm So Sorry for doing that please forgive me!" The spiky haired preteen wailed in sadness. Squall was trying to think of something to stop Cloud from crying when they got to their room. "Cloud, stop crying it's not your fault." Squall said patiently.
Cloud's POV
I can't believe what I did at my own Baby shower i'm so stupid why the hell did I do that anyway it was supposed to be perfect. I decided to go out for a bit to cool, which was perfect idea to Squall because even he was starting to sense the anger that was about to erupt. When I went outside I started to think of things that would cool me down, so I thought of light. That instantaneously cooled me down because as long as their is light your heart will be soothed.
I then looked at the bulge that was my stomach. To think that in about two months that his little baby was going to come into life. I just couldn't wait! Hm, I wonder how Tifa and Aerith are doing? They have been really distant lately. "Hey Squall, where is Rinoa and Aerith anyway? They dissappeared after the the party." I asked my silent boyfriend. Squall then turned to me and said, "They are out on a date." I was shocked at what I just heard, Rinoa and Aerith going out! I had to look into Squall's silver blue eyes to make sure he wasn't lying to me(Not like he would ever lie to Cloud). When I was done I squealed in delight for our friends. But an evil idea came to my mind and I looked at Squall who was smirking(Which meant he was thinking the same thing). We were going to spy on them. This is going to be so much fun. I soon broke down into mischievous and evil giggles planning malevolent things. Before I knew it my back started to hurt and a black devil wing that was pointed at the top came out of it. Uh-oh.
Squall's POV
Honestly, I didn't condone messing up Rinoa's date, but I need to have some fun in my life sometimes. I opened my eyes and wasn't even surprised to see Clouds cute pitch black devil wing out of his back. "Why the hell aren't you surprised? There is a wing out of your boyfriends back!" Cloud screamed at me. I sighed and decided to tell him the truth. "Truth is I already seen your wing when you were sleeping Cloud, and it was really cute and petit when I first saw it." I told Cloud chuckling a bit afterward. I didn't expect what happened next. I was just slapped across the face with a hand. " Ow. Cloud that really hurt!" I said rubbing my poor abused cheek. Cloud looked away from me and told me come on so we can sabotage Rinoa and Aerith's date.
Once we were at the Carnival(That's where the two girls are going out to), we started to spy on the two love birds. Once we see how it is going we shall know what to do to mess it up MWAHAHA! Sorry about that evil thought just came and I couldn't help myself. Later the spying was getting real boring until Cloud messed up and was trapped on a tower(What's a tower doing in the sanctum of Radiant Garden?). "Help! Squall I'm stuck up here!" Cloud shouted in fear of how high up he was. After that little fiasco it went down hill from there because two girls were looking at us. I gulped in fear because I do NOT want to get on Rinoa's bad side...or Aerith's. If these two had one thing in common it's they are both sadistically evil when they are frickin' mad. It's so scary!
Normal POV
Rinoa was tapping her foot on the ground waiting. "So... Are you going to explain why you were spying on us?" She said flipping her brown/black back from her face. Squall was shaking his hands in denile. "I have something to say...It was all Cloud's idea." The brunette said making the blonde look at him in . Rinoa and surprisingly Aerith start to chase after the two boys angry at them for ruining their first date. Oh they are gonna get it. Rinoa used a blizzard spell and Squall barely had time to dodge it by using his fire spell. Cloud, who didn't know any type of magic, was a sitting duck for Aerith, who had mysteriously took out a staff from behind her back and tried to hit Cloud with it. "Stop it Aerith, i'm not even armed!" Cloud shouted at his friend who was still attacking the spiky blonde.
Later that day...
Cloud and Squall were bandaged up by Tifa and Cid after their horrible ordeal at the Carnival. Cloud was luckily not hit in the stomach so his baby was still alive but he himself...not so much. Squall was really bandaged up because well...Rinoa's ruthlessness is expected from it. Also, Tifa was helping clean the still bleeding wounds he had. "Wow Squally, I'm surprised you're not dead or passed out from blood loss," The twelve year old said before noticing the chocolate haired teenager was already out. 'Uh-oh.' Tifa thought and called for Cid. Cloud sighed in frustration. A day of fun, ruined.
Neo: How'd you like it I had major writers block so I was really out of writing shape and i'm going to post a new story soon.
Cloud: But you have two incomplete stories.
Neo: Shut up Cloud oh just a heads up Leon might force himself on Cloud in a future chapter because blondie won't remember him because the trauma he suffered in olympus coliseum.
Leon: ...Okay.
Neo: Okay you are both fine with it anyway read and review because this chapter was really funny to make I hope you think so too.