A/N: RANDOM BONUS CHAPTER OF DOOM!
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Bleach Bus Prompts: jam, mirage: IchiRuki
"OI, ICHIGO!" the shout came from down stairs. Just when he'd remembered that formula, too.
Turning around in his swivel chair, he shouted back, "WHAT, RUKIA?"
"You're out of jam!"
He rested his head in his hands. Did she really think he had control over the jam supply? "I'm trying to study!" Did the goddamn midget think AP Chem could be passed without studying?
"So? You're out of jam! I want a sandwich!" Did he care? No.
"I don't care! Find some more! Talk to Yuzu! I don't care, just STOP BOTHERING ME!" Gah! The idiotic little…
"Ichigoooo, why have you not assisted Rukia-chan? She is in dire need of jam!" God, not him too…
Guess he'd have to go down there. All this shouting was getting cumbersome. "Fine! I'm coming!" Grumbling, he stomped out of his bedroom towards the commotion.
…and then promptly fell down the stairs.
"Uhhh… Ichigo?"
Ow. His head HURT. Really, really hurt. Why were they yakking at him? "Yeah?"
"Could you GET OFF ME?"
…oops. So that's why the landing hadn't hurt his back, only his head. "Oh." He climbed to his feet, holding out a hand to the small teen lying, squished, on the floor. "Your butt is big, Ichigo. Baka."
Did she have to say that? His face was strangely hot, and- comeback time! "Midget," he growled, laughing.
He stopped laughing when she dumped the jam on his head.
A/N: Opinions, anyone?? I know it was short, buuuut...