(Sarah Kerrigan tries to awaken the Ancient One because she hopes that he would help her. However, the plan backfires on her as the Ancient One has no reason to help her.)

In the Belly of the Ancient One

Sarah Kerrigan was on her Leviathan with a Zergling. She was the good guy… um, gal of the story, the main hero destined to save the Universe. Kerrigan had done many good deeds – she had killed Aldaris, killed the Protoss Matriarch, betrayed the Terran and Protoss, killed Edmund Duke and Finix, destroyed the entire UED fleet, destroyed an entire Protoss settlement on Kaldir and destroyed the Dominion forces on Char.

Then, suddenly, she saw a shadow that was transforming into a Protoss.

"Zeratul!" Kerrigan narrowed her eyes.

It was indeed Zeratul.

"Wait a minute! How do you remember me?" Asked Zeratul. "You said in the very first mission of this campaign that you didn`t remember anything about being that Queen of Blades."

"Well, I have a loss of memory when it suits me." Said Kerrigan and attacked Zeratul for no reason.

She punched the Protoss Prelate in the chest. Kerrigan then continued to punch him and kick him mercilessly. Zeratul didn`t try to fight back because he knew that Kerrigan was a Mary Sue and because he didn`t want to get charged with physical abuse (when a woman attacks a man and he fights back, he usually gets charged with physical abuse). Long live the Third Wave Feminism!

Kerrigan, after beating the crap out of Zeratul, approached him.

"What do you want?" Asked Kerrigan. She grabbed Zeratul by the shoulder and prepared to hit him again.

"First, I want an apology from you. An apology for murdering our Matriarch and killing many Protoss." Said Zeratul

"An apology! From me!" Kerrigan blinked. "No way!"

"Alright, then I want you to get your hand off me." Continued Zeratul.

Sarah Kerrigan did this.

"OK. Now that we have a mutual understanding, I want to tell you something." Started Zeratul. "I saw some stupid prophecy that said you would save the Universe and so I decided to help you obtain the power of Zerus, the birthplace of the Zerg."

"Well, Zeratul, I am glad you didn`t grab my head with your palm to show me some vision of Zers because that would have been very stupid of you." Said Sarah Kerrigan.

"I agree." Answered Zeratul.

…

Kerrigan and Zeratul were later walking among the jungles of Zerus.

"The power of Zerus called you here." Said Zeratul without any reason.

"No, my convenient plot armor called me here." Answered Sarah Kerrigan.

"You must let Zerus remake you, Kerrigan! The final war nears!"

"I don`t have to do a damn thing. I will not be a pawn in your prophecies." Said Kerrigan. "Why are you helping me, Zeratul? You have more cause to hate me than most but I still won`t apologize to you or thank you for your help because I am a real bitch."

"Because Blizzard have turned you into a huge Mary Sue and I have to save your ass." Answered Zeratul. "I act for the good of Blizzard and so I am saving their script. Though it earns me the hatred of my own people."

"Spare me your self-pity. Everyone has to make peace with their own choices except me because I am the biggest Mary Sue." Said Kerrigan.

"I have made my peace long ago. When we are done here, I will return to my people and accept their judgement." Answered Zeratul.

"We all have to pay for our actions someday." Said Kerrigan. "Except me, of course!"

…

A few minutes later Sarah Kerrigan and Zeratul were still standing there.

"I sense something." Said Kerrigan. "An ancient consciousness… sleeping."

"The Ancient One. A primal Zerg who witnessed the creation of the Overmind."

"And why is he sleeping?" Asked Kerrigan.

"Because he went over with the sleeping pills and now he can`t awaken." Answered Zeratul.

"Oh!"

"Yes, and now you have to awaken him from his slumber." Added Zeratul.

Suddenly, Izsha interrupted their conversation. "My Queen, enemy primals are gathering nearby. They are going to attack us."

"They wish to stop you from speaking with the Ancient One. What will you do?" Asked Zeratul.

"What my enemies fear most. Always." Said Kerrigan.

"You are on the right path. You will become an even bigger mass murderer than before." Nodded Zeratul in consent. "You will not see me again, Kerrigan." Then Zeratul disappeared.

"That is not true." Said Kerrigan. "I will see you in the first mission of the prologue of Legacy of the Void."

"Yes, but I wanted to sound a bit more dramatic." Answered the voice of Zeratul.

Kerrigan shrugged her shoulders and left. She had a battle to lead.

…

A few moments later Sarah Kerrigan and her Zerg were near a gigantic, ugly head that was peeping from the ground. Its mouth was huge and full of sharp teeth.

"So this is the Ancient One!" Said the female Ghost.

"To awaken this creature, we must feed it." Said Izsha.

"Wait a minute!" Sarah Kerrigan shouted angrily. "This doesn`t make any sense!"

"Why?" Asked Izsha.

"If we throw pieces of meat in the throat of the Ancient One WHILE HE IS SLEEPING, won`t we kill him?" Asked Kerrigan. "I mean; he could choke on the food we are giving him."

"Because the game works that way." Answered Izsha.

"And how come these primals even stand a chance against us?" Asked Sarah Kerrigan. "They were stuck on this planet for millennia and are split into many packs who fight each other while we are more evolved, control many planets and we are relatively united."

"OK. I will command the Swarm to conquer this entire planet immediately." Said Izsha and gave the order to all Zerg.

"Very good! Now let`s feed the Ancient One and awaken him!" Commanded Kerrigan.

A few minutes later the Ancient One was awake. Sarah Kerrigan was standing in front of him with a rifle in her hands. She was very scared by his appearance alone. Even his smallest toe was bigger than her entire body. She was starting to wonder if her plan to awaken him was a good idea after all.

"Ancient One! I am here for the power of Zerus. I will sacrifice anything to achieve my goal. You will help me." Demanded Kerrigan.

"And why should I?" Asked the Ancient One. "I have no reason to help you."

"Because… we fed you."

"Don`t you know that you shouldn`t feed someone while they are sleeping?" Asked the Ancient One angrily. "You could have killed me!"

"I…" Started Kerrigan and stepped back.

"However, I am still hungry and you look very delicious." Said the giant Zerg and grabbed Sarah Kerrigan in his palm.

"No, no, no! Let me go!" Cried Kerrigan and tried to free herself but to no avail.

The Ancient One devoured her whole and then licked his lips. A strong burp came from his mouth.

"That was very tasty!" He said.

"Let me go, you filth!" Kerrigan`s voice could be heard from the belly of the Ancient One. "It is very dark and slimy here. And it reeks."

"Of course it reeks. This is my stomach, not a five-star hotel." Answered the Ancient One.

"And what are these disgusting things here?" Asked Kerrigan.

"Oh, these are probably the bits of quillgor meat that are being digested along with you." Answered the gigantic Zerg.

This really terrified Sarah Kerrigan.

All of the Zerg laughed when they heard that. They abandoned Sarah Kerrigan and left the planet under the leadership of Zagara.

When Zeratul heard her screams, he was very glad that Sarah Kerrigan had finally gotten what she deserved. His entire plan was to lure her to this jungle planet and to tell her to awaken the Ancient One so that he may eat her. The Ancient One had no reason to help her, after all.