A/N: Yes, it has been a long time since I updated. Sorry about that.
Disclaimer: Obviously not the author of Ouran High School.
2 months later
"How is she not found yet," Kyouya yelled at Hunny.
"I am sorry Kyouya, we have searched everywhere. The world is a big place, but…" Hunny shifted nervously.
"But, what," Kyouya asked.
"I have this disc here with a commercial on it that may be of interest," Hunny handed the disc to Kyouya.
"What good is watching a commercial going to do?"
"Just watch it and you will see."
Kyouya sighed and popped the disc into his laptop. It was a spring clothing commercial. Kyouya nearly stopped breathing when he noticed the main focus of the commercial was Haruhi. She was wearing shorts and a t-shirt with the company's logo, smiling into the camera.
"I want to know everything about this commercial. I want to know where it was shot, what company financed it, and what company Haruhi is working for," Kyouya nearly yelled at Haruhi.
"That is the problem Kyouya. We tried, but it is like the information does not exist. We got a hold of a third party source who is a friend of a friend of the director. The only information he told us was that the commercial became popular very quickly and that the main actress received many offers after it was aired. But, she had to turn them all down because she became very ill."
"Ill?"
"Yeah, apparently it is a pretty bad illness because she fainted during the shoot one day and they had to postpone everything."
Kyouya found it hard to breath, She is sick? How? All of her medical charts showed a clean bill of health. "What kind of illness is it?"
Hunny sighed in frustration. He was getting tired of Kyouya's bad attitude, not to mention he has not seen his own lover in two months. He was also tired of looking for a girl when he already knew where she was. The hardest thing was dodging random flying objects thrown by Kyouya and keeping all the information on Haruhi away from Kyouya. Kyouya could hack the American Pentagon if he wanted to; it was a bitch to bury so much information from Kyouya. "We do not know the state of her disease. We will try to figure out more. But, as a reminder, I have requested some personal time off for a week."
"How can you take a vacation at a time like this?"
"Easily, we have been searching non-stop for two months and this is all the information we managed to get. I doubt there will be anything new during my time off."
Kyouya was going out of his mind, he could feel it. Every time Hunny walked into the room his heart would beat in anticipation on information about Haruhi's whereabouts. He needed to calm down before he snapped. The media was already commenting on is haggard appearances, some reporters were even bold enough to claim he was going crazy from working as Grandma Ootori's sex slave. Sick bastards.
"Of course Hunny, I am sorry, please enjoy your vacation."
Hunny nodded and left the room breathing a sigh of relief.
"Are you alright Haruhi," Mori asked standing outside the bathroom door.
"Fine," Haruhi's voice echoed from her head being in the toilet. Fucking morning sickness. Why the hell is it even called morning sickness when it happens any fucking time it wants to?
Haruhi heard the bathroom door open and close before she felt a familiar hand start to stroke her back.
"No need to worry, it will pass," Haruhi told him. Mori grunted in agreement.
"You know, your lack of talking is kind of annoying, it is like talking to the damn wall." Shit, I did not mean that. The hand stopped stroking her back.
"I'm sorry Mori, I did not mean that. I don't even know why I said that. I am really sorry," Haruhi started crying. Fuck, now I am crying. Please make this end.
Haruhi unwillingly let out a small sob. Mori returned to stroking her back. He was sort of getting used to her mood swings, even if they hurt a little.
The door bell rang and Mori got up to answer it as Haruhi stayed in the bathroom to clean up. As soon as Mori opened the door a pair of arms wrapped around the back of his neck and a pair of legs wrapped around his waist. Mori automatically hugged the figure of the small man clinging to him.
"I missed you so much," Hunny said.
Mori smiled into the crook of Hunny's neck and kissed it in response. They stood there for five minutes before they were interrupted by someone clearing their throat.
Mori turned to face Haruhi, setting Hunny down on the floor.
Hunny smiled and walked over to Haruhi. "Hi, I am Hunny, Mori's lover. Sorry about that, it has been a long time."
Haruhi shook Hunny's outstretched hand. "Nice to meet you. Can I borrow your cell phone for a moment," Haruhi smiled.
Hunny looked at Haruhi, confused for a moment before fishing out his cell phone from his pants pocket. He handed the phone to Haruhi.
Haruhi took the phone and started to search through his contacts. When she found the number she was looking for, she pressed the call button and put that phone to her ear.
Hunny looked at Mori asking what was going on, Mori just shrugged.
"Hunny, how is your vacation going," Grandma Ootori answered her phone.
"Oh, it is just swell Grandma Ootori. Being taken from my apartment, friends, and school was just what I needed. Not to mention the lovely surprise I got when I found out I was pregnant and the pills the pharmacist gave me turned out to be plain sugar pills. How nice of you to ask," Haruhi answered sweetly.
Hunny's face went a sickly pale color and Mori grabbed his arm in case the smaller man decided to take a dive.
"Haruhi," Grandma Ootori said carefully, "How nice to hear from you."
"I will be ending this foolish banishment. I will be returning home now, you have a lot of explaining to do."
A/N: Yeah, it is short. I had more written but I may change it. This is why I am stopping it here. The reason for Haruhi's OCC-ness is her pregnancy hormones.
