A more exaggerated story about something that actually happened (over the phone). It's long over by now but I promised my friend I would write this at some point (and by this I mean like a week later).
"Now, where is that gunpowder?" Uchiha muttered to herself as she rummaged through the cluttered items inside. A string of ender pearls, a jar of lime green slime goop with dark eyes floating within them, at one point she came across a rather creepy looking rag doll with a stitched up mouth. The doll looked up at her with a demonic grin, breaking a couple of the red threads binding its mouth together. Uchiha let out a loud shriek and hurled it on the ground, stomping it into the floorboards a good amount of times before kicking the doll out the window. "Meeping Shit!" She breathed.
"Hey, you got the gunpowder yet?" Bard stuck his head out and yelled from the kitchen impatiently.
"Uhm, just a moment I have a bone to pick with someone," Uchiha climbed upstairs to Endy's room. This was one of the reasons you never ever let Endy organise chests! As she approached the white painted door she could hear someone let out a wail. Um...
"Hey Endy," Uchiha asked, opening the door and poking her head into the room. The small room was bathed in sun and in one corner Endy sat cross legged with her laptop in her lap and her face buried in her hands. "Are you okay?"
At this her friend let out another wail, "Freakin Minecon!"
"Mine wha?"
Endy sighed and set the laptop on the floor, "Minecon."
Uchiha sweat dropped, "You could just go you know..."
"How the hell am I supposed to go there when it's in Orlando which is on the other side of the stupid Earth! Of course it's in the US because no one cares about the tiny (note sarcasm) island sitting in the middle of the ocean! Goddammit all!" Endy yelled and flapped her arms around like chicken out of frustration" (Almost) Every single person I've ever watched on Youtube will be there!"
Well this wasn't the first time she acted like this, "It'll be fine calm down, they usually livestream this sorta stuff."
"Oh sure they livestream it," Endy said indignantly, "At 12, in the middle of the night, because time zone."
"Well then just watch it," Uchiha said flatly. The sight of an identical grinning doll to the one earlier sitting on the shelf reminded her of why she was here in the first place.
"You know you really need to stop putting these dolls everywhere, they're going to kill me in my sleep one of these days."