"So boys, tell me; what you got?" The Joker said to the group as they sat on their usual table. "What if we brainwash someone to sneak us out?" Two-Face suggested. "It takes too long. Besides, we kind of did that already." Ivy said as they all turned the faces to Harley and the Joker. "What?" They both said at the same time. "Never mind." Ivy said, rolling her eyes. "Hey! Nobody has brainwashed me." Harley whined; realizing what Ivy ment. "That's kind of right. She's naturally a cucco for Cucco Puffs." (A/N: yes! I used it from Suicide Squad if you noticed) The Joker said and everyone started to chuckle at Harley. Harley frowned and crossed her arms.
"We really need to stop joking. The new security is stronger each day. We have to get out; and quick." The Riddler said. "We need a miracle." The Scarecrow said and dropped his face on the table. "We could hack the security cameras, record a loop and made our exit quick." Ivy suggested. "Really good idea, Pam. But is quite complicated. Without our gear, we cannot do such things that easy." Two-Face answered.
The group continued to suggest and comment things. They couldn't find anything that was simple, wouldn't take long and could help them get out before Arkham turned more into a prison rather than an asylum. They ended their recess time frustrated; they didn't had yet an idea.
3 days passed and still they didn't found a way to get out. They tried Ivy's idea but failed miserably as the cameras detected the hack. They all got removed from their privileges (recess, mail and calls) for a week and were locked on their cells for 4 more days.
In the 6th night, Harley's door was opened by Ivy. "Get up. Were leaving. Now." Ivy whispered as he grabbed Harley from the arm trying to wake her up. "Re-" Harley almost screamed but her mouth was covered by Ivy's hand. When she calmed down, Ivy removed her hand."How you get out of your cell?" Harley whispered. "The usual. Now come quick, we have to go before the effect of my lipstick passes." Ivy said as she pulled Harley off the bed and made their run.
They were already on the patio in front of Arkham; but suddenly, Harley stopped. Ivy turned back confused. "Wait! We forgot Mr. J!" Harley said as she was about to make her run to get her beloved Puddin; but failed as some plants wrapped her legs. "Red! What are yo-" Harley was cut off by one of the plants; which was now wrapping her mouth. The plants pulled Harley to Ivy again. "If we go back we will get caught and none of us will get a chance to leave. The cameras might already have been watched and more cops may be coming down to get us. We can get your Puddin later." Ivy released the plant from Harley's mouth. "Promise?" Ivy rolled her eyes by that question. "Promise." Ivy lied to Harley as she was now removing the plants from their legs to run.
2 weeks already; and Ivy still hadn't made what she promised. "Now?" Harley asked, as they finished eating their lunch. "Nope. Not yet. We still don't have a plan." Ivy answered annoyed. "Of course we have! We made it the same day we escaped!" Ivy ignored her and picked up the dishes. "Hey! Don't ignore me." Ivy turned her face to Harley. "Harls, that idea I told you; It's impossible." Harley placed her chin on her hands, looking the table with a sad face. "We are not going back, aren't we?" Harley said; sniffing. "Of course we are going, dear...But not today." Ivy said as she now washed the dishes. "Look, I have to go out to get some things for my plants. Now, when I get back; we could start making a better idea. Sounds good?" Harley got out of her chair in excitement. "Sounds great, Red!" Harley said, as she now sat on the couch to watch T.V.
"No. Boring. Eww. AHH! Another language. Too dramatic." Harley said as she passed the channels. When she found something she liked, she left it there but fell asleep as she watched. Suddenly, the door opened abruptly; making Harley wake up and jump in surprise. She looked back but no one was around the opened door. "Red? Are you trying to scare me?" Harley asked as she looked side to side to find her friend; but silence was her answer. "Girl, stop playing games. Now get here so we can make a plan. You promised!" Harley now stood up and walked through the house looking for her friend.
"Stop playing, Red. I'm serious here." Harley said as she walked slowly through the kitchen. Suddenly, the lights went out and Harley was now in the dark. "Pam! This is not a funny joke! And trust me, I know bad jokes!" A small chuckle gave chills down her spine. She turned back abruptly, scared, to find nothing behind her. "Well then; is this is how you want it, then okay. Come out and scare me. I'm ready." Harley yelled, stopping in their bathroom. As she entered, the door behind her closed. "Come on, Pam. If you're trying to scare me, you're failing." Harley yelled as she tried to look for someone in the dark. She gave up and removed her pigtails, and started to brush her hair with her hands. Suddenly, Harley felt a breath on the back of her neck and someone lifting up part of her hair. She didn't dare to look back. Harley already knew who was behind her.
"Mr. J?" Harley whispered softly as an arm got wrapped around her waist and pulled her back; colliding her back with the Joker's torso. He let go off her hair and looked for a blade he had on his pocket; placing it on her neck. "Mr. J! It is you!" Harley said as she felt the cold metal on her flesh. "Red and I were planning something to get you out. How did you escaped?" The Joker chuckled. "The usual, my dear." He whispered on her ear. Harley was about to turn but the Joker held her waist tougher. "Nah, ah, ah." He said as he placed her back to his torso.
"Naughty, naughty girl. What have we said about escaping Arkham." He whispered as he held the blade stronger on her neck. "We don't escape Arkham if we are not together; I know but-" She was cut up. "Shhh. I know what you're going to say. Farm girl here didn't let you return. Is that right?" He said as he pushed the blade more stronger, almost trespassing her skin. Harley nodded. "Please forgive me, Puddin." Harley said as she sniffed. "Oh don't cry, cupcake. I'm not mad. But you know, if we don't escape Arkham together..." He said as he released her, when she turned to face him, he was lifting her mallet. "We escape the farm together. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" And with that, he knocked Harley. The Joker then picked up her body, dropped it on his shoulder and walked out of the building before Ivy returned.