Majora's Mask

Vivi – Hello and welcome to another chapter of Major's Mask!

Gleen – Disclaimer - Nope….We own nothing… -sighs- That includes the 'vending machine' Vivian got from Azu Daioh Manga, and Shrek. X3

Vivi – Enjoy!

Chapter 6 – Therapy, Here We Come!

"Link…." Skull Kid said, walking over to the green elfin dude who was currently banging his head against a vending machine (That magically appeared….Boom. o.o) and sobbing hysterically. "Link, are yo—"

"OH VENDING MACHINE! I BELIEVED IN YOU!" Link yelled out, interrupting S.K.

"…Link, are you feeling okay?" he asked again, twitching and slowly backing away. Link jumped up, turning around slowly, giving S.K a death glare. No, worse! A life glare! Skull Kid blinked, looking at Link. "Yeah, I'm fine." He answered, smiling.

"Uhhh…Link," Skull Kid began, walking over to Link and placing his hand on his shoulder. Link twitched, staring at Skull Kid's hand on his shoulder. ",you need to see a shrink." He continued.

"Are you saying I need to be shorter or something?" Link asked, still staring at his hand. "No, you're short enough, trust me. A shrink are those peoplez who help others with mental problems." He informed, nodding.

"….S.K…. Get your hand offa my shoulder… I'm not like that…" Link said quietly. He removed his hand, while rolling his eyes. "Yeah, you need a shrink. I'll make an appointment for you." He said, walking away and leaving Link alone with the vending machine.

"..It's okay!" Link cheered, turning around. "I still have you, vending…..ma…chine…?" the vending machine had magically disappeared. "….." Uhhh…Link? "Oh right!" he cleared his throat. "NOOOOOOOOOO" he took in a deep breath. "ooooo….ooo….o." he stopped, sighing. "Okay….maybe everyone was right…I shall see a sink tomorrow!" he declared proudly and confidently.

-----A couple hours later of popcorn and fizzy drink goodness-----

Link found Skull Kid reading a book at his house. Link jumped through the window, landing right in front of him, and bowed. S.K took his eyes away from the book, staring at him. "You're lucky I decided to open the window today. He stated, going back to his book. Link laughed nervously. "You have no idea…."

-Flash Back!-

Link was running towards Skull Kid's house, right where the crystal clear window was, full speed. Skull Kid just happened to be walking by the window and noticed Link. He dropped whatever he was holding (use your imagination if you want him to drop something specific) and started to wave his hands back and forth to get Link to stop.

But of course, being the idiot that I made him be, thought S.K was waving. He waved back then…..ran into the window. S.K winced, looking back at Link and laughing at the face he made. (Have you ever seen the picture of Roy up against the window with his mouth against it, cleaning it? Think of that. :3)

-End of Teh Flash Back!-

"…How'd she get that flash back?" Link asked, blinking. "Oh, there are many things the authoress has that we don't know of." S.K replied, placing his book down. "Even…." Link didn't finish his sentence, but ran to the computer that just appeared.

He started searching on E-bay, then busted out laughing, falling out of the chair. (Yes, he was sitting). Skull kid walked over to Link, curious about what he was laughing about. His mouth dropped open as he stared at the computer screen. "How'd she…"

"Like you said, S.K!" Like said between laughs. "How'd she… get my heart boxers!" he asked, falling to his knees.

"I dunno, but there's 5 more days with 80$ already…." Link replied, getting back up and sitting down. "Wow…" S.K muttered.

"..I wonder…"

"Don't even think about it, Link." S.K interrupted. "Hey… weren't you suppose to go see a----"

"A SINK!" Link yelled out, throwing his hands up. "I think… you mean a shrink…" Skull Kid said, nodding.

"A snik?"

"Is that even a word?"

"A shrik?"

"…No…"

"A shrek!"

"……….."

"No?"

"…No…"

"Oh."

Then, there was silence! Why, you ask? Well, because I want silence:3

To Be Continued

In Part 2 :o

Vivi – Okay, sorry about the sooo very long wait on the update. School's been rearing it's ugly head at me, if you know what I mean. X3 I'm trying my best to keep my grades up and write chapters (which I'm failing miserably at). Anyways, I hope you liked it and it isn't lacking in anything!

Review Comments:

Harvest Nami – Hehehe! Well, I'm certainly glad you loved it!

Evil Donut Man Reborn – Ah, thanks a lot! I'm so happy that you loved it! Whoo-hoo :3

Meggy – Thanks a lot for you too! I love that idea a lot, and I'll end up using it as soon as I finish up the Therapy one. :D