Hello lovelies!

Here is another chapter, I'm sure you're all dying to know what's happening next! Enjoy!


My head was hurting tremendously. I really shouldn't have said all that crap to that woman; sometimes my anger gets the best of me. Now they won't let me out for the next 2 days and I will starve to death. I might have to stay here until I learn how to keep my mouth closed or they might keep me here forever. Where exactly is "here"?

I sat up. The room I woke up in had no windows; the only source of light was a small candle on the nightstand. What time was it? The place was giving me shivers; it looked more like a crypt than a bedroom and I fucking hated dungeons. Alright, let's investigate the room!

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Integra's office:

"I cannot just let you kill her; after all, she is family and the Hellsing family will not have a freak. I will fix her. This is going to be a nightmare…" Integra nervously walked up and down her office.

"She insulted you, Master. I cannot allow her to get away with those words she spoke." Alucard was hiding in the shadows and watching his Master become more and more frustrated. It was almost entertaining. Almost, yet never quite enough to satisfy him fully.

"I will deal with her myself. And you will stay out of it." She stopped abruptly and looked at him. "If I hear ANY complaints from her, you will be in serious trouble."

Alucard grinned. "She won't complain." His sense of humour was very unique, she noted to herself once again. He slowly vanished into the wall like a Cheshire cat.

Integra always hated cats.

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"LET ME OUT!" I continuously banged my fits and my feet against the door. But the door seemed to be made out of metal.It probably was made out of metal. Eventually, I ended up with my arms and legs hurting like hell and yet no success. Why is there no phone signal? Oh wait, because it's a stupid dungeon.

"I'm not afraid of the dark, I am not afraid of the dark or the dungeons and the dragons...and now I am talking to myself about dragons..." I whispered. If the candle goes off I will literally flip.

The candle went off. My eyes went huge; they desperately tried to detect any source of light. I stretched my arms out and found the door, then turned around to face the room. Immediately I saw two ruby red lights that looked like…eyes. Those eyes definitely belonged to that Alucavor guy or whatever his name was; they radiated such energy that it was impossible to confuse them with electric lights. I felt the urge to poke them with something just to get rid of them.

"I am not afraid of the dark or the monster zombie demon who somehow got into my room without me noticing, I am not…I AM! I AM AFRAID OF DARKNESS! Somebody help! Crazy Avocado wants to eat my brain!" I desperately banged my foot against the door.

"You shouldn't worry about your brain my dear; I highly doubt you have one." I couldn't understand where his voice came from, it seemed like it was coming from the depth of the darkness surrounding me. "I have many names, however, Avocado is not one of them" his voice was getting closer. "My victims call me Alucard" I could hear the humour in his voice.

The noises behind the door ensured me that someone actually heard the banging. I heard the key turn in the keyhole and the door flung open, hitting me on my butt and making me fly across the room right into the man that called himself Alucard. My face buried into his duster and a strangely familiar smell of soil hit my nose. I felt him grabbing my shoulders and lifting me up to face him.

"ALUCARD! What in God's name are you doing?" Auntie's sharp voice interrupted our little staring contest and brought me back into reality. Shit reality if I may add.

"Didn't I tell you not to frighten her?" How nice of you, Hellsing. You told him not to frighten me. I nearly pissed my pants when I saw those flipping red lights in the dark!

"Why are you still holding me?" My question was ignored.

"My apologies, Master. But you didn't expect me to allow this silly…girl to break her bones by pointlessly kicking the door." He was literally taking the piss out of me. His smile proved it. Those big sharp white teeth…were inches away from my throat!

"Aw cut the crap and let me go you sucker!" His smile only grew wider.

"Sucker, perhaps you could call me that…"Jeez I didn't mean it literally. Or did I?

"Alucard I command you to let her go!" Thank you aunt, you finally decided to interrupt Alucard's dinner (or breakfast or even lunch, I had no idea what time it was).

"As you wish, Master" he dropped me onto the floor. It caught me by surprise so I landed straight on my butt. My poor butt. It caused me to squeak in pain, and I heard Alucard chuckle.

It looks like Alucard likes causing pain. OMG, I have to ask him, I have to ask him…

"Yo, Alucard…do you like BDSM?" Gosh I have a dirty mind.

Before my aunt could say anything, for the second time this week I was knocked out but this time by Alucard's hand.


For those who don't know BDSM is basically Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism. Some people happen to have a pain fetish, but come on, if you're into Hellsing then you must know what I'm talking about, ay?

*Cheeky smile*

Vlad Fact VI: Vlad's body disappeared from the Snagov Monastery and there is a possibility that Dracula existed. Maybe he's somewhere in UK right now. In my bedroom. *Goes to check bedroom* no, he's not there. A girl can dream!