Just Another Love Story

Ch. 6

"Dei-kun, I'm fat," Sakura said one morning, poking her stomach. He looked up at her from the bed, noticing that she held her shirt up over her stomach in the mirror.

"You're not fat, yeah. Just pregnant," Deidara replied, continuing to read his playboy.

"I am too," Sakura argued. "Sou-kun!" she called her toddler.

"Yes, Mommy?" Sou asked as he came into the room.

"Is Mommy fat?" Sakura asked, sweetly.

"Mommy, you look like a cow," Sou answered, bluntly truthfully.

"See?!!? My baby says I'm fat!" Sakura yelled pouting.

"Just another three months, yeah," Deidara replied, too absorbed in his magazine.

"Deidara!" Sakura yelled.

"What?" Deidara asked annoyed.

"What's Daddy reading?" Sou asked, interrupting his parents' argument. He tried to look over Deidara's shoulder but Deidara quickly closed the magazine and threw it under the bed.

"It's an adult book, yeah," Deidara replied.

"Why?" Sou asked.

"Because children couldn't understand it, yeah," Deidara replied.

"I wanna know what Daddy was reading!" Sou whined as he started to throw a temper tantrum. Sakura grit her teeth in irritation at her husband.

"Sou-kun, sweety, Daddy isn't even supposed to read that. So I don't think you should try," Sakura said, kindly while glaring at her husband.

"Is Daddy in trouble?" Sou asked, innocently. Deidara sighed.

"Yes I am, kid. You have no idea..." he said, shaking his head.

"IS Mommy gonna spank Daddy like when I get into trouble and Daddy spanks me?" Sou asked, again as innocent as possible.

"Oh, yes and believe me, honey, he's gonna be far worse off...Now, Sou-kun, why won't you go play with your Uncle Kisame?"Sakura suggested, finally taking her eyes off of Deidara long enough to look at her son, sweetly.

"Yes, Mommy!" Sou squealed as he ran off. She sighed.

"Why can't you be more like that, Deidara?" Sakura asked.

"You mean...oblivious to the world and playing all day?" Deidara asked, with a raised eyebrow.

"No, silly. More obedient," Sakura replied as Deidara looked at her like she was crazy.

"Are you seriously telling me this? Me more obedient to you? You're the one who should be obedient. I mean...is the only time your gonna listen to me in bed? Cause if it is...I could come up with a...motivator," he said, smirking at her.

"You tell this to your six month pregant wife?" Sakura asked. "And why the hell do you have a playboy and where did you get it?" Sakura demanded as she crossed her arms over her chest, resting on her stomach and stomped her foot lightly.

"I got it cause you won't give me sex...which I need! And I found it in Tobi's room. Don't ask me why it was there, it just was," Deidara explained.

"You mean...sweet, innocent Tobi has playboy?" Sakura asked, her eyes wide in shock.

"Tobi's still a guy. He has needs...like me!" Deidara complained.

"Well then you two can have a great time," Sakura said, slyly as she left the room. She needed some girl bonding time...and who better than Konan?

As she left she heard a-

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean? Sakura!"

-she laughed.

"Konan? Can we talk?" Sakura asked as she went into the Leader and Konan's room.

"Hm? Yeah, of course, Saku-chan!" Konan greeted, brightly.

"I...found out the sex of my baby," Sakura started the conversation.

"Really?!!? Tell me! Tell me!" Konan squealed like a school girl.

Sakura sat on the bed, enthralled with the girl talk and said, "It's a girl!" They both screamed, cheerfully, and hugged.

"Have you told Deidara yet?" Konan asked.

"Not exactly..."

"Why not? He's your husband!" Koan asked, incredulously.

"He would know if he just came to the appointments with me...I mean, I love him to death but he doesn't seem interested. When I was pregnant with Sou he wouldn't let me out of his sight. He came to every doctor's appointment and even signed up for some birthing classes with me! But now...he drops me off and I have to call him to get him to come pick me up from the doctor's," Sakura explained, sadly. Konan nodded in understanding.

"Pein, in a way, is like that. We don't have kids but he still sometimes seems interested in my life and other times acts as if he doesn't care if I live or die..."

"Deidara's not like that! He loves me. He tells me that all the time...but all he can think about right now is sex...and I'm getting more self-conscious as the months go on. He's reading playboy and I even found a porno under the bed. Konan, I caught him jacking off! Sure I'm not giving out but really...can't he wait a measily three more months? I have to carry it! And I have needs too! But I'm thinking of my baby!"

"You think it's weird to have sex with a baby inside you, don't you?" Konan pointed out. Sakura sighed in defeat.

"Yes..."

"That's stupid," Konan said, rolling her eyes.

"But...but what if his dick pokes my baby in the head?!" Sakura asked. Konan raised her eyebrow.

"Have you been watching Knocked Up?" Konan asked.

"Maybe a little..." Sakura said, sheepishly while rubbing the back of her head.

"That movie has little to no fact in it whatsoever. It's purely entertainment," Konan replied, shaking her head in disdain.

"Well it got me thinking! What if that could actually happen? How would my baby like it? The first thing she sees is her fathers dick! Not pleasant!" Sakura asked, hysterical.

"Sakura, you know that can't happen. You're a medic. Your hormones are just at an all time high right now. Now...go and kiss your husband! That's a doctor's order!" Konan said as she shooed Sakura out of her room. Sakura was mumbling something darkly to herself. Then it dawned on her.

"Where's Pein?" she asked, with a raised eyebrow.

"Who? I don't know what your talking about," Konan replied. Sakura rolled her eyes and looked straight at Konan.

"You want me out so you two can have sex!" she exclaimed, pointed a finger at Konan. Konan looked like a deer caught in headlights.

"Well if you figured that out than you can figure out what I want you to do..." Konan said.

"I'm gonna take a guess and say...Leave?" Sakura questioned.

"Bingo."

"Tell me how it is!" Sakura said as she was ushered out the door.

"Goodbye, Sakura," Konan said, impatiently as she pushed Sakura out of her room..

"But I wanna know!"

"GOODBYE, SAKURA!" she said, louder.

"But-"

"I SAID GOODBYE!" Konan yelled, as she slammed the door in Sakura's face. Sakura sighed, bored already.

"Dei!" Sakura yelled as she went back to their room. She heard the shower running and decided to walk in. "Deidara?" He looked out from behind the curtain.

"Yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Do you think I'm beautiful?" Sakura asked, insecurely. He stared at her for a minute like she was crazy.

"Sakura...I'm trying to take a shower...Can this wait?" he asked.

"But...you can talk to me and take a shower at the same time!" Sakura pointed out.

"Sakura...I think you need some sleep, hm? It'd be good for you and the baby anyways," Deidara told her.

"Only if you come lay down with me," Sakura replied, stubbornly.

"Give me five minutes," Deidara said as Sakura walked out and waited on their bed for him to come out of the bathroom. He came out exactly four minutes and fifty-nine seconds later. (Sakura was counting.) "Alright...is something bothering you, baby?" Deidara asked as he sat on the bed, Sakura's head, instinctively laid on his lap.

"I feel like a balloon so I wanted to know if you thought I was pretty," Sakura confided.

"Of course you are, un! Don't ever think otherwise," Deidara scolded.

"Even though I look like a balloon?" Sakura asked.

"Yes, even though you look like a balloon," Deidara said, smirking and rolling his eyes at her.