Ok, here's chapter 6 everybody, I hope you enjoy it.
Chapter 6: Slayer School.
The next day, Buffy brought the Warners to see Giles at the Magic Shop. Giles was behind the counter with Anya when he saw Buffy come in with Yakko, Wakko and Dot. Buffy wandered over to the counter and told Yakko, Wakko and Dot to take a look around and, of course, not break anything.
"Hello, Buffy, what can I help you with?" Giles asked.
"Giles, I need your help with something." Buffy said.
"What is it that you need help with?" Giles asked the young slayer.
"Well, the Warners want to become slayers." Buffy admitted.
Giles looked at her speechless. He did not at all expect the Warners to want this. Giles then finally said, "Buffy, I don't think that's such a good idea if you ask me."
"I know you think it's a bad idea but you don't what they've been through," Buffy said, "They've battled against monsters and creeps all the time. Hell, they've even went up against the one and only Dracula! I'm telling you Giles, they'll be perfect slayers!"
Giles sighed, "Ok, you can share your training session with them tonight."
"Thanks, Giles, I owe you one," Buffy thanked Giles, "Come on, guys, let's go."
Buffy looked back and saw Wakko about to drink some strange substence. She ran over as fast as she could and snatched it out of his hands.
"Hey, no need to be greedy," Wakko said, "I was going to share it with the rest of you."
"Wakko, this isn't safe to drink!" Buffy exclaimed, "If you drank this, you would of become some sort of strange creature!"
"Cool," Wakko said after thinking about it a second.
"No, not cool!" Buffy yelled, "Now come on, it's time to go home."
"So, are we getting trained or not, Buffy?" Yakko asked.
"Yeah, you'll be sharing my training session tonight." Buffy said.
"Yay!" The Warners cheered with excitement.
Later on, Buffy and the Warners were in the back room of the Magic Shop with Giles. Yakko, Wakko and Dot, for some reason, were dressed up as WWE wrestlers. Yakko was the Undertaker, Wakko was Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Dot was Paige.
Buffy looked at them and asked, "Guys, why are you dressed like that? You look ridiculous?"
"Why? Were you expecting the Rock instead?" Yakko said changing his outfit to the Rock's.
"Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" Yakko said impersonising the Rock.
"Is it chilli?" Wakko asked.
"Nope," Yakko said before revealing a bowl of chilli from behind himself, "It's red hot chilli!"
Yakko hands Wakko the bowl and he started to eat the chilli. After he was finished, Wakko's suddenly in the need of some water, and fast as the chilli is burning the inside of him.
"Water! Water!" Wakko yelled as he runs around looking for water.
Dot runs off out of the room and came back with a glass of water. Wakko accepts it and drinks the whole thing; after he drank the water, he started panting.
"Thanks, Dot," Wakko said while still panting, "But I was actually asking for Walter White."
Then all of a sudden, Walter White, himself, came into the room.
"Yes, can I help you?" Walter asked.
"Can you say my favorite line from Breaking Bad, please?" Wakko asked as he handed Walter a piece of paper with his favorite line written on it.
Walter sighed, "Very well. 'Jesse, Jesse, we have to cook'. There you go, Damn it, I need a break." After he was done with his cameo, Walter leaves the room.
"How come that was you favorite line, Wakko?" Yakko asked.
"Because they were about to cook food." Wakko said before licking his lips.
"Uhhhhh…I don't think they were cooking food there, Wakko." Yakko admitted.
"They weren't?" Wakko said, "Then what were they cooking?"
"I prefer to not say." Yakko said.
"Guys, are we going to start today or not?" Buffy asked.
"Oh yeah, sure thing, Buffy." Dot said.
"Good," Giles said carrying a box full of stakes, "Now I want each of you to take a steak out of the box and then we'll practice your staking skills on that dummy by the wall over there." Giles gestured his finger to the dummy and he and the others walk over to it.
"Now, Yakko, why don't you start?" Giles suggested.
Yakko goes up in front of the dummy and got his stake ready. But without thinking, Yakko throws it at the dummy.
"No, Yakko, you're meant to stab the stake into his heart," Buffy said, "You know, like in those classic vampire movies."
"I've never seen any vampire film since I saw Twilight," Yakko shuddered, "If you haven't seen it then my opinion is don't see it."
"Dot, why don't you show us how it's done?" Giles asked
"Why? Don't you know how to do it?" Dot asked.
"Yes, of course I do," Giles said, "I was just asking if you would show your brothers how it's done."
"Then why did you say 'us' then?" Dot asked.
"Just forget about that now!" Giles exclaimed before quickly calming down, "Just show Yakko and Wakko how to stake a vampire."
"Do I have to?" Dot asked.
"Yes Dot, overwise you'll never learn to kill vampires." Giles explained.
"But why do I have to kill vampires?" Dot asked with a sad face, "What did vampires ever do to me?"
Dot then goes over to the fake vampire dummy and held it in her arms and said, "I can't stake him! It's evil! It's madness…" Dot looks towards the readers and said in a normal tone, "…It's Dramatic."
"Ok, Wakko, why don't you have a go?" Giles suggested but when he turned to Wakko, he found him eating his own stake.
"Wakko! What do you think your doing?!" Giles exclaimed.
"What? It's suppertime." Wakko said.
Giles turned to Buffy with an irritated look and said, "I'm sorry, Buffy, but I cannot teach them! They're driving me crazy!"
"Now he gets it." Yakko said to his siblings.
Giles leaves the room while Buffy stayed a minute to talk with the Warners.
"Guys, what was up with you tonight?" Buffy asked, "I'm beginning to think that you made all that stuff up about fighting all those creatures."
"But we weren't, Buffy." Yakko said.
"Then how did you beat them?" Buffy asked.
"Oh that's easy," Wakko said, "We just did a load of crazy stuff then they're all too afraid of us to stick around."
"Yeah, I'm just surprised that you didn't run off yet like Giles did." Yakko said.
"It's because you guys are my friends and I wouldn't do that to you." Buffy said and she hugged Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
"Come on, guys, let's go, and I'll cook you something better for supper, Wakko." Buffy said.
"Can we have Chilli?" Wakko asked.
That, I have to be honest with you was probably my best chapter because, I think I have made the Warners just like they were in the show and even better, most of the jokes that I wrote for them were originals. So I hope you enjoyed it and I will upload the next chapter on Monday (12/12/2016). See you then!
