A/N: I do not own Ratchet & Clank or Total Drama Island.
RATCHET & CLANK
TOTAL DRAMA PLANET
The Awake-a-phon
Thomas: Last time on Total Drama Planet, 22 campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks in this crappy old summer camp, facing challenges against each other and face the judgement between the others. Their first challenges consisted in jumping of a one thousand foot high cliff into shark infested water and build the best hot tub ever. Some managed to jump off the cliff, while others were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hats. In the end, it all came down to two campers: Fred is a gadget engineer from Gadgetron, but refused to jump, slowed his team down and got a long over do hurt moment. Then there's Nefarious, who's an intergalactic super villain with an iron fisted leadership, who even though he jumped off the cliff, he bossed the other campers around. But at last, it ended up being Fred, the first unlucky camper to walk down the landing pad of shame into the space shuttle of losers. Who will be the next unlucky camper to do the walk of shame? Find out today, right here on, Total…Drama…PLANET!!
(Theme song: I wanna be famous – Total Drama Island intro song)
It has been three days since the Speedy Comets won the first challenge and Fred did the walk of shame out of the contest. Right now, it was early morning and everyone was still asleep, until Thomas honked a noise maker to a loudspeaker, thus waking everyone out of their skins/fur.
"HEY!! IT'S SEVEN IN THE MORNING!!" Tawlyn yelled out from the window of her cabin. "DO I LOOK LIKE A FARMER TO YOU?!"
A few minutes later, all the campers got up and went to the communal bathrooms to wash their faces or take showers, before they got in their outfits and walked up to the flag pole, where they met up with Thomas. Suddenly…
"AAAAAH!!" They heard someone scream from the gril's bathroom.
"It sounded like Lucy!" Vernon said.
Sasha, Tawlyn, Helga, Angela and Courtney look over the door and scream in shock to see an amoeboid corning Lucy, who was shacking in fear.
"Help me!" she cried as the amoeboid was about to eat her.
Angela: Okay, I don't know where that amoeboid came from, but we've gotta do something about it quick!
Helga: Amoeboids in the bathroom? Where is the Plumber when you need him?
"Fine, I'll help." Courtney sighted and shots an energy blast at the amoeboid, but instead of killing it, it resulted in dividing it into two small ones.
"I'll handle this one!" Helga rushed in holding two metal bars and crushes both amoeboids, dividing them into two small amoeboids, thus there being four now.
"These amoeboids are such a pain, I hate them!" Courtney said and shots a energy wave on them, this time killing them.
"Whew, thank you Courtney, and you too Helga, I really though I was a goner this time." Lucy said.
"Lucy, where did that Amoeboid come from?" Sasha asked.
"Well, I just finished peeing when it came out from one of the toilets!" Lucy said.
Sasha: Okay, we so need to talk to Thomas about this and call the Plumber!
Lucy: I HATE amoeboids! I really gotta thank Courteny Gears and Helga for saving my life!
Helga: Well, I certainly can't blame the little girl for being unable to handle that amoeboid, she's too young to face such creatures!
Courtney Gears: Okay, so I did help a little girl from an amoeboid. Hey! If you think I'm going to become friends with her, you're wrong! She's a squeashie and I don't befriend with squeashies!
Angela: We seriously need to call the Plumber and fix this problem!
Tawlyn: Fighting Amoeboids while trying to enjoy a bit of privacy? I don't think so!
Later, the girls met up with the other campers.
"What happened Lucy? We heard you scream." Eugene asked.
"I got a attacked by an amoeboid in the bathroom." Lucy said.
"Whoa!" Vernon and Eugene exclaimed.
"Yeah, but Courtney and Helga took care of it." Lucy said.
Then Thomas walks up to the campers. "So campers, did you sleep well?" he asked.
"Thomas, we need to talk about something." Angela said.
"What is it?" Thomas asked.
"Do the bathrooms usually have amoeboids come out of the toilets and crawl all over it?" Angela asked.
"Oh yeah, we do." Thomas said. "We could hire the Plumber to fix the problem, but with amoeboids crawling in the bathrooms, will just make this shows rating go up the roof!
Ratchet: Ratings go up the roof? Something tells me this guy is ripping-off a certain guy I used to know.
Skid McMarxx: Dude! Amoeboids in the bathroom?! How are we supposed to enjoy our privacy, if we have to fight some disgusting creatures all the time??
Big Al: Man, why did I believe that guy? Oh wait, he tricked me into coming here.
Sasha: Man, I so wished I didn't sign up for this.
"Anyway, I hope you are all ready, cuz your first challenge begins in exactly one minute!" Thomas said looking at his wrist watch.
"Uh, excuse me Thomas, but I don't think that's enough time to eat breakfast." Vernon said raising his hand.
"Oh, you'll get breakfast Vernon, right after your 20 kilometre run around the camp!" Thomas said.
"Oh, so you're funny now huh? Well you know what I think?" Helga demanded about to attack him.
"Helga, try to control your temper!" Tawlyn whispered to her and she stopped.
"You're enjoying this aren't you?" Helga demanded, glaring at Thomas.
"A little." Thomas responded. "But here's the thing, the last team finishing the run, won't get breakfast!"
The campers gulped at that as their tummies started rumbling.
Soon after, everyone was in positing to start running, while waiting for Thomas to give the signal.
"On your marks, get set, GO!" Thomas shouted.
Soon after, everyone started running around the lake. Ratchet was running in the lead with Clank next to him, when Helga appeared next to them.
"Alright you lard balls, let us see if you can keep up with me!" Helga taunted as she run at full speed.
"Oh yeah?! I'll show you who's a lard ball!" Ratchet growled and ran after her.
"Hey! Wait for me!" Clank called out running after both of them.
A little behind, Courtney wasn't running, she was walking.
Courtney Gears: I don't run, and I defiantly don't run in high heeled boots.
As she carried on, she stumbled upon Vernon, who was drinking water from a puddle, from running.
"EW! Vernon, you're gross!" Courtney cried.
"I…can't…go…on…" Vernon panted will drinking from the puddle.
"You're a lard squeashy, and that is what made you so tiered." Courtney said.
"And what's…your…excuse…to pretty…to run?" Angela asked panting by a tree.
"Well, I'm a robot and robots don't need to run and sweat up, while organic life forms like you need to." Courtney said walking over Vernon.
Angela: Okay, something tells me that me and that robot girl are not going to get along.
Vernon: (holding his head) Ouch, that hurt.
A few minutes later, Some of the two teams were now in the main lodge: Ratchet, Clank, Helga, Sasha, Lucy, Qwark, Skid, Al, Kid Nova, Tawlyn, Cronk, Zephyr and Skrunch.
"That was the most pathetic hike you have ever done you lard ball!" Helga said.
"Hey! I got here first then you and that's all that matters, so shut up already!" Ratchet fought back.
"Ho ho, so you're acting all tough huh? How about we wrestle? Not so tough for it huh?" Helga taunted, making ratchet growl.
"Alright, break it up you two!" Thomas shouted at them.
"Whatever." Ratchet and Helga said.
Later, Eugene was the last camper to enter the main lodge, panting a lot.
"Great going bro, because of you we didn't win the challenge!" Lucy yelled.
"Wait if they lost, that mean we won the challenge!" Sasha concluded and she and her team cheered loudly.
"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Calm down! That wasn't the challenge!" Thomas said laughing.
"Come again?" Clank asked.
"Hungry anyone?" Thomas asked as Chef pulled the curtain, reviling a large table with tons of mouth watering, delicious looking food.
"Whoooooaaaaaooooooow…" The organic life form campers said with dreamy looks on their faces as they walked up to the table.
Sasha: After three days of serving disgusting grub, I almost cried when I saw that buffet!
Vernon: Man! They had everything there: turkey, peas, pepperoni, rice, carrots…dude, I think I'm in haven! (dreamy look)
Later, every organic life form camper were all full after eating the entire buffet, while the robots stare at them.
Clank: Can't blame them for that, I heard that the food they served these last three days was disgusting. I could tell by their looks.
Courtney Gears: Organic life forms can be SOOO gross at times!
Cronk and Zephyr: (Cronk) I'm glad miss Tawlyn got the chance to eat something of use after these past three days, don't you agree Zephyr? (Zephyr) Indeed, even though we are not in the same team with her. (Cronk) Yeah, that doesn't mean we can't be friends, after all this is just a show. (Zephyr) A reality show in fact.
"Okay campers, now it's time for the second part of the challenge!" Thomas announced.
"But I though eating was the second part of the challenge." Vernon said holding his stomach.
"Nope, it was just something you will need for what I like to call: the Awake-a-phon!" Thomas said.
"The What-a-thon?!" Skid asked confused.
"Don't worry, this is an easy one!" Thomas said. "The last camper standing wins invincibility!"
"So, what you are trying to say is, you've been making us run around the camp and then make us eat an entire buffet, in order to make us hard to stay awake?" Sasha asked.
"You got it!" Thomas said.
"Man, he's good." Sasha commented.
"Really good." Tawlyn agreed.
"Everyone, to the camp fire pit." Thomas said walking out of the main lodge.
"So, how long do you think it will take 'till everyone is out cold?" Ratchet asked Sasha, holding his stomach.
"About an hour, give or take." Sasha said, when she noticed Vernon all dizzy and holding his stomach. "Or maybe less."
"Excuse me Thomas, but what about us robots?" Clank asked.
"Don't worry Clank, I have something else in mind for you robots, just wait until this challenge is over." Thomas said before leaving the main lodge.
"I wonder what he will make us do." Green said nervously.
"Guess we'll just have to wait and see." Merc sighted.
Meanwhile at the camp fire pit, twelve hours have passed since the challenge known as the 'Awake-a-thon' had started. The scene shows Ratchet, Sasha, Qwark, Skrunch, Skid, Al, Tawlyn, Vernon, Eugene, Lucy, Angela and Kid Nova all struggling to stay awake.
"Wow, it's been twelve hours since the 20 kilometer run and the buffet, and our campers are still fully awake, almost." Thomas whispered, watching the campers.
"WOOT! Twelve hours! I could stay like this for an eternity!" Vernon cheered in excitement, when without warning, he feel asleep.
"That's less one camper for the Meteors." Thomas snickered.
"Uh, what are you doing?" Eugene asked Angela, who was standing upside down.
"If I rush all my blood down my head, I can easily keep myself awake and avoid falling asleep." Angela explained.
"Cool! Can I try?" Lucy asked.
"Sure!" Angela said.
Lucy does the so in excitement. Meanwhile, Qwark was about to say something to Skrunch but ended up falling asleep as he fell on top of the poor monkey.
"MKAAA! KAA MKA HAAAA!!" Skrucnh cried out, trying to get out of under Qwark, only to fall asleep as well.
"And Qwark and Skrunch are out of the game as well." Thomas said. "That makes less two campers for the Comets!"
Eleven hours and thirty minutes later, Skid was standing up and moving his legs fast while standing in the same spot. Al was watching this and tried to do the same, but a few minutes later, the robot inventor ended up falling asleep as well.
"Oh man." Skid commented about that, when he fell asleep too.
"This is the most boring thing I have ever done in my whole entire life." Sasha yawned, feeling sleepy.
"Well, it could be way worse." Ratchet yawned too, feeling sleepy as well.
"Oh really?" Sasha asked. "How?"
"I could be stuck here without you to talk to." Ratchet said smiling.
Sasha looked surprised, but she returned the smile as they both looked at each other, feeling like a shipment developing.
Thirty minutes later, Thomas stood up. "Congratulations campers! You've just made your way to the twenty four hour round! Time to take things up a notch!" As Robot Chef appeared dressed as sheep and holding a small harp, Thomas pulled out a sheet, reviling a pile of books. "Fiery Tale time!"
"Fiery Tales??" Sasha looked dumb fold. "He can't be serious!"
As Chef began playing his harp, Thomas began reading the fiery tale of 'Little Jimmy and the Twinkle Star'. Thomas read it in a slow tone, enough to make everyone fall asleep. Angel and Lucy were still standing upside down and struggling to stay awake from the story. Eugene slowly fell asleep as he laid his head on something soft and began dreaming about sheep, jumping over a harp, when suddenly…
FART!
Eugene quickly woke up as he realise that the soft spot he laid his head on was Qwark's butt, who just farted on him. Eugene kept coughing and waving his hand over his nose, because of the smell.
Robot Chef then comes into the scene dressed up as a ballerina and starts dancing around, spreading sleeping star dust on the campers, making them sleepy and yawn. Kid Nova tied himself up as an attempt to keep himself awake, but when the star dust touched him, he fell asleep and his added weight caused the tree to break off the ground and fall down to the ground, but Kid Nova was lucky to not have gotten crushed under it.
"Timber…" Sasha yawned at what happened to Kid Nova.
Fourty hours later…
"Favourite song?" Sasha asked Ratchet.
"'She would be loved'." Ratchet answered. "Favourite colour?"
"Umm, midnight blue." Sasha answered.
"Woo, mysterious, I like that." Ratchet commented.
Sasha yawned as she was about to fall asleep, but Ratchet leaned over to her, placing his hand over her shoulder.
"Hey, don't fall asleep okay?" Ratchet said as Sasha struggled to keep her eyes open. "Okay, let's try another one, favourite movie moment?"
"You're going to think it's cheesy." Sasha said.
"Aw come on, I promise I won't." Ratchet insisted.
"Okay, you know that kiss scene at the end of that blargian retro movie? The one with the guy and the three girls?" Sasha asked.
"Hey, yeah!" Ratchet laughed a little. "You saw that movie too?"
All of the sudden, their moment was interrupted, went they saw Vernon walking with his arms in front, eyes closed and…NAKED! Ratchet and Sasha looked at both clothes lying on the ground and at the alien kid.
Vernon: Did I forget to mention that I ate all the beans and carrots at the buffet? Well, funny thing about those, they make me sleepwalk.
Twenty six hours and twenty minutes later, Ratchet, Sasha, Angela, Lucy and Tawlyn were the only one left in the challenge. Tawlyn was moving her legs on the same spot, Angela and Lucy were still standing upside down, and Ratchet and Sasha were still having their conversation while lying on their backs.
"Are you still awake?" Ratchet asked.
"Yeah…" Sasha said. "You know, I feel so tiered, that I'm not feeling tired anymore. Does that make sense?"
"I really have no idea." Ratchet yawned. "Where's the 'Little Leviathan' again?"
"See the 'Big Leviathan'?" Sasha asked indicating at the star filled sky. "Just follow it's tail until you reach it's tip, the 'Twinkle Star', and it's right there." She concluded buy indicating the small constellation next to the 'Twinkle Star'.
"Nice…" Ratchet smiled looking at the sky and yawned.
Twenty minutes later, Lucy was unable to stand on her arms any longer and fell asleep, but Angela continued her way. Tawlyn was still moving her legs, Ratchet and Sasha just sat next to the logs struggling to stay awake. Meanwhile, a naked Vernon was still sleep walking all over the island.
"Man, I'd kill for a cup of coffee right now." Sasha yawned.
Thomas then walks in drinking a cup of coffee. "What is the matter with you people?! Come on, FALL ASLEEP ALREADY!!" he insisted.
But they just keep struggling to stay awake, while the ones who fell asleep began to wake up, from their sleepy state. Al, who was close to Skid, was dreaming about kissing Helga, but when he woke up he realised he was kissing a waking up Skid's head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" Both Al and Skid screamed in horror and they then start panting and holding their hearts.
"Alright, Ratchet, Sasha, Tawlyn and Angela stay with me and the rest of you got take a shower for heaven's sake!" Thomas announced. "You all stink!"
Qwark, Skrunch, Eugene, Lucy, Skid, Al and Kid Nova all left, while the four remaining campers stayed. Thomas takes another drink of his coffee before making another announcement.
"Alright campers, I didn't want to come to this, just like I said to Chef last night: 'Chef, I don't want to come to this!'. But God damn it, you campers are though! So, I've came up with the most boring sleeping activity I could find!" Thomas said.
Sasha: Oh come on, what now?? You know what? Bring it on!
"The 'History of Bogon'!" Thomas brough out a large history book of the Bogon Galaxy. He places it over the large tin can, opens it and starts reading it in a slow and boring tone, giving everyone a hard time to stay awake.
Two chapters later, Tawlyn was already asleep, so now Angela, Ratchet and Sasha were the last ones in the challenge. But just as Thomas was about to finish reading another chapter…
"Ratchet?" Sasha asked and the sleepy lombax fell of the stump onto the ground, thus falling asleep. "Don't leave me!" Sasha cried.
"Alright campers, time for a bathroom break!" Thomas announced.
"I lasted this long girlfriend, I can go on all day." Angela said holding her groin.
"Yeah, but can you hold it for another TEN chapters?" Sasha asked with a smirk.
"Oooooh, crap!" Angela cried as she rushed for the nearest bathroom.
Fifteen minutes later…
"Hey Angela, you in there?" Thomas opened the bathroom door, reviling Angela sleeping, sitting on the toilet, with her pants down. Thomas looked away from her and turned to the cameras. "Well folks, looks like Angela is taking a dive on the can, which means, the official winner of the Awake-a-thon is……………..SASHA!!"
Thomas walks up to Sasha, who was laying on the floor sleeping, and holds up her arm. "The Speedy Comets have won the challenge!!" he announced.