This chapter was made by brandiuchiha

Disclaimer: I did not create Naruto

Chapter 6 – The Chunin Exams!!! (Finally!)

"Blah talking blah"

`Blah thinking blah`

--------------- At Sasuke's House ---------------

"SASUKE!!!!!!" Kira shorted slamming the door shut.

`Oh god!!!! What the fuck did I do?!!` Sasuke wondered. Suddenly Kira kicked the door of Sasuke's room open.

"Sasuke!!!" she shouted. Sasuke flinched slightly as she got closer. "I … I …" she started. Sasuke closed his eyes in fear, cringing away, from the angry hormonal teenager in front of him. "I WANT POCKY!!!!" Kira shouted, Sasuke sighed.

"Well, come on …"

--------------- After Leaving the Store ---------------

Kira and Sasuke were walking home from the store, Kira was holding a box chanting "POCKY! POCKY! POCKY!" Then they spotted Kankuro holding Konohamaru. Sasuke ran up a tree and looked down on them. Right when Kankuro was going to punch Konohamaru, Sasuke threw a rock at him. Kira ran over to Kankuro and pushed Konohamaru out of his hands, then caught the rock Sasuke threw.

"Rock –throwing? Isn't that a bit mid-evil Sasuke?" Kira asked, tilting her head.

"Think you're smart huh?" Kankuro asked as he took the mummy off his back.

"Kankuro! Don't!" somebody shouted from the tree.

"You're a disgrace to our village." Gaara said.

"You're wrong." Kira started. "He disgraces the title shinobi." Kira finished while glaring at Kankuro.

"We didn't come here to pick a fight with children." Gaara said.

"But it was their fault." Kankuro shouted.

Kira, suddenly angry, grabbed Kankuro's neck and pushed him against the fence next to them. "Blaming your mistakes on children? Now that's just … sick!" Kira growled, squeezing her hand on the last word.

"Put my friend down." Gaara said unblinkingly.

"Why should I?" Kira asked as she turned her head towards Gaara, but still keeping a firm hold on Kankuro's neck. "One little squeeze, one movement of my hand, and his hopes, his dreams, his mere existence … will be gone … forever."

`Is that really … Kira? ` Sasuke wondered.

"KIRA!!!" Etsure shouted running toward them, Nanao right behind her.

"You got lucky … this time." Kira whispered in Kankuro's ear.

"Hey E.T.!!!" Kira shouted as if she didn't just cut off Kankuro's airway.

"What happened to him?" Nanao asked, pointing towards Kankuro.

"He pissed off Gaara." Kira lied.

"Oh! I have your video camera! Do you want it?" Nanao asked Kira.

"Hell yes!!!" Kira shouted as she snatched her video camera from Nanao, and Etsure took her laptop from Nanao as shoved the camera is Gaara's face.

"What are you doing?" Gaara asked coldly.

"Video taping the local wild life." She answered simply.

"Yes, here it is the very rare red panda …" Nanao said acting like a news reporter.

"And over here is the ugly ape of Suna. Take notice of his lack of common sense." Etsure said as Kira turned her camera towards Kankuro.

"Come on …" Gaara said motioning to his sibling.

"Wait. What is your name?" Sasuke asked Gaara.

"… Subaku no Gaara."

"Uchiha Sasuke."

"And yours?" Gaara asked turning towards Kira.

"Knowing my name won't help you beat me, Gaara." She answered. "But since you asked. It's Ayakashi Kira."

Gaara nodded and turned to leave, when Etsure pushed a button on her laptop.

"BABY COME BACK!!!" somebody sang from the laptop. "YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!"

"Oops … wrong button …" Etsure said sheepishly.

Gaara turned to leave again when Etsure pushed another button.

"I! HATE! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!"

"WILL YOU STOP THAT?!" Kira shouted snatching away the laptop.

"Guys! RUN!!!" Nanao shouted, pulling her friends away.

"Sand Coffin!" Garra shouted.

"MOMMY!!!" Kira shouted.

"YOUR MOM IS DEAD!!!" Nanao and Etsure shouted back.

"Opps …. Forgot …. " Kira said.

"Sand Tsunami!!!!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Kira, Etsure, and Nanao shouted running away from the sand tsunami.

--------------- Time Skip ---------------

(A/N I'm going to skip the whole 'Lee beating the crap out of Sasuke' thing, okay?)

"Hello everybody! Kira Ayakashi has arrived!!!!" Kira shouted, kicking the door to the fist exam open.

"Will you shut up!?" Kabuto asked walking up to them.

"You're Kabuto right?" Nanao asked.

"Yeah."

"Good! What can you tell me about Garra?" Etsure asked.

"Why do you need to ask him? You already know everything there is to know about Garra." Kira said.

"Oh, right. I just felt like asking." Etsure said.

"And besides, we probably know more about EVERYbody then he does." Nanao said.

"Oh really?" Kabuto asked.

"Yes really, in fact …" Kira smirked them leaned over and whispered in Kabuto's ear. "I even know about you and Orochimaru." Kabuto's eyes went wide. He slammed Kira against the wall and held her there by the throat. (A/N Why is that always happening to Kira?)

"How do you know about that?!" He hissed.

"Because I do!" Kira shouted a little to load so that everybody heard. "Now let go of me before I tell everybody your little plan!" Kabuto reluctantly let go of Kira then pushed her aside. No one noticed the green glow that surrounded Kabuto's hand when he pushed Kira away.

`It looks like I have eliminated one problem …. ` Kabuto thought evilly.

--------------- First Exam ---------------

"Everybody sit!!!" Ibiki said as everybody sat down. However Kira stood up on her seat with a wide, childish grin on her face.

"Yeah! We're going to turn you maggots into real men! By making you take … a written test!" Kira shouted in an imitation of the Ibiki's deep voice.

"SIT!!!" Ibiki shouted again.

"Yes sir!" Kira shouted while saluting Ibiki and sitting down very dramatically. Etsure chuckled and looks down at her paper.

`Algebra? GAWD! This is soooo easy! ` Etsure smirked.

`NOOOOOO!!!` Nanao screamed in her head. Totally forgetting her Naruto smarts.

AS for Kira ………"Zzzzzzz…."

--------------- 1 Hour Later ---------------

"YOU ALL PASS!!!" Ibiki shouts.

Sakura's reaction: WTF?!!!

Naruto's reaction: O.o WAT?!

Sasuke's reaction: ….

Etsure's reaction: ._. So?

Nanao's reaction: …….. Whatever ……

Kira's reaction: Zzzzzz…..

Suddenly a woman with short black hair burst into the room with a loud "BOOM!"

"AAAHHH! I'm up!" Kira shouted jumping up causing everybody to sweat drop and all think the same thing …

`Gawd Kira is such an idiot! `

"I'm not an idiot damn you!!!" Kira shouted.

(A/N Wow. She even knows when somebody thinks she is an idiot … O.o)

TBC………

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Etsure (writer): Well I hope you guys liked this chapter because I didn't write it my friend did.

Brandiuchiha: Yes! I wrote this so you better like it or else I'll kill you!! (Pulls out machine gun.)

Etsure (writer): What happened to your chainsaw?

Brandiuchiha: I broke it trying to kill Sasuke but in the end …. I failed.

Etsure (writer): … WTF … OMG …

Orochimaru: R&R or I will come to your house … with my brother … Michael JACKSON!!! FLAMES WELCOMED!! GOOOOOOODDDDBBBYYYYEEEEEE!!! HISSSSSSS!!!!

BTW… If I don't get anymore comments then I will stop updating!!!! I WANT MORE COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!! - Etsure