3AM Ramblings

Reunion

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

A/N: This one's short-ish. Also warning: utter crack. It probably won't make sense if I read this after I come off of my sugar high. meh.

Itachi and Sasuke stood staring at each other in the Uchiha clan's secret hideout. Sasuke had arrived a few minutes prior and both Uchiha brothers were hosting a staring/Sharingan glaring contest as soon as the youngest of the brothers entered the hideout. The two did not say a word until…

"So, Itachi! We meet again!" Sasuke said loudly, his voice echoing in the dark and dank stone walls.

"Yes, foolish little brother, but today is the day you die! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" cried Itachi hysterically, his eyes blazing with, perhaps, insanity.

"I'm afraid you won't have the chance! Disappear no jutsu!"

And with a 'le poof', Sasuke disappeared into a cloud of smoke. Itachi let out a 'le gasp' before crying out: "WTF? WHERE DID HE GO?"

Sasuke appeared behind Itachi, standing behind his older brother in all his badassery glory, withdrew his kunai, and stabbed Itachi while exclaiming (uncharacteristically): "TEE HEE!"

With his dying breath, Itachi gasped in ragged breaths: "OMFG! YOU GOT ME!" Blood spurted everywhere, some of it staining Sasuke's clothes. He ignored it, letting his older brother bleed onto the stony ground. He would bathe in Itachi's blood later. With a crazed look in his eye and in an even crazier voice, Sasuke Uchiha screamed on top of his lungs for the first time in eight years.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! REVENGE AT LAST!"

His outburst was reduced to small evil chuckles of "ku ku ku ku…" that would make even Orochimaru proud. His face still wore that same triumphant but still slightly insane smirk that usually mental patients have.

Sasuke Uchiha looked up from the Sasuke and Itachi dolls he held in his hand. Needles and empty ketchup packets littered the floor. His teammates stood staring at him as if he had suddenly sprouted a tree on top of his head.

A pregnant pause.

"Ne, Sasuke-kun? Are you playing with needles and ketchup again? You have to watch your blood pressure, you know." Sakura tentatively spoke.

"Yeah, teme. Kakashi once mentioned that he thinks you have serious problem and I didn't believe him. But now…I can see what he means be 'serious problem', dattebayo."

And the Uchiha's reply?

"Hn."

A/N: Again. Short. But still.. Read and Review! :)