Kudos to anyone who gets the reference :)

Neh, neh, Izu-chan~

What?

Who was the Shogun during 1360?

...

C'mon! Please, please, pleeeeaaase?

Oh kami. Shut up! It was Ashikaga Yoshiakira. Why the heck are you asking me this at 3 AM?

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Well? I'm waiting, fox.

Ehehehe... I kinda forgot to do my homework. And I don't wanna pull out my textbooks. And you don't sleep at night anyways, soooo...

... What is my life anymore.

Thanks anyways, Izu-chan~

"...and then I added a hashtag to it!"

Another day, another bunch of strange words. Izuku sighed, snuggling into his pillow. Maybe he should've brought a sun shade as well.

Noticing his (slight) confusion, Kachan explained, "It's the pound key, y'know the one that looks like the fucking number sign."

Oh. But isn't that...

"Isn't that the octotroph?"

"What?"

"What?"

Izuku stared back at the confused students of 1-A.

"I thought we were talking about hashtags?" Kaminari muttered to Kirishima, who in turn shrugged.

"Ah! That's true, it is called the octotroph," Iida exclaimed, "Your knowledge is admirable, Midoriya-kun!"

Izuku shrugged, tuning out the rest of the conversation. Kids and their strange terms.

It's possible.

What?

"Prove that when a 100 sheets of paper 11.5cm long on each side will stack up perfectly when dropped from a height of three meters." It's completely possible.

How?

Shouta, you just need to think outside the box.

What.

If its all glued together, then it'll be stacked perfectly when dropped from a height of three meters.

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Let's call it the sticky-bond theorem~

What is wrong with you.

Everything. But you can thank Borin-sensei for that one.

Who?

Nevermind, youngling.

... I am done with you.

There, there.

Hitoshi was a kitsune on a mission.

His traget? Izu-chan.

His goal? Answers.

"Midoriya," Hitoshi began, sliding into the seat front of the vampire, "I need your help."

The ancient vampire raised an eyebrow at the other, glancing up from his pile of pillows. (It looks sooo comfy... Focus Hitoshi!)

Sliding a piece of paper across the cafeteria table, ignoring the curious stares of the hero and gen-ed classes, Hitoshi did his best impression of being solemn.

"Oh kami, seriously?"

Nodding furiously, Hitoshi really wanted to hide in his tails, but since humans were around, he couldn't.

This is the fifth time this week. And it's only Tuesday.

Pleeeeeeaaaaaase! Izu-chan! Midnight's homework makes no sense!

It is literally in your textbooks.

Izu-chan, don't be so cruel! Help a fox out!

The "I Am So Done With You Look" that the Izu-chan shot him was so brutal. And true.

Pleeeaase, I'll being you a blood bag.

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Type-O, human blood!

Tch. You've already answered most of it either way. The 250 to 538 AD was was the Kofun period and the book with the most complete extant historical record of ancient Japan is the Nihon Shoki, also called the Nihongi.

Thank you~

I expect that blood soon.

Of course!

Grinning cheerfully, Hitoshi took back his homework and filled in the answers. Finally! He hated history so much, why was it so boring and repetitive?

Izu-chan went back to sleep.

The students surrounding the duo felt sweat dripping off their faces during the telepathic exchange. Just what the heck just happened between the 1-A kid and the creepy gen-ed kid?!