(Note: things in BOLD will be what's on TV)
WTF? Wakka's playing MW3! Cool!
TV
"Wow! What a shot from Squall! What a way to combo from a Lightning assist attack! OH! Garland counters with a Kuja assist followed by Blaze!:
Switch.
"In 5, 4, 3, 2... I know, you see, somehow the world will change for me..."
Switch.
"How to make Spaghetti Tacos... hey! F-kin' cats! Get the f-k outta the kitchen! Don't f-kin run away from me!"
Switch off.
Rikku still ponders what the chococite could be for? Who knows about these things? ...whatever...
Carl Johnson enters.
CJ - "Hey, I got stuff."
Items: Spaghetti Taco Beginner's Kit, Desert Eagle, Victoria Justice poster, Reapoer Drone, Matamune, Vaan's Recipe for Rogue Tomato Tacos.
CJ -"Don't need to pay.."
CJ leaves.
Yuna enters with the chococite.
Yuna - "I found the use for this! Come with me to the Temple!"
Everyone goes to the Temple. Auron has set up a machine with Wakka and Tidus. Yuna inserts the chococite...
The world starts flashing different colors... everyone has visions of strange things... an unknown girl swinging around a sock full of butter, a red-haired girl digging through ice cream cups, three other girls trapped inside something, the same red-haired girl fooling around with some guys, two guys causing mayhem in a sushi factory, a guy with a puppet, some kid with a camera, a weird guy making a sculpture, and.. weirdest one yet... Tidus, Cloud, Cecil, and Firion running away from the girl with the 'butter-sock'.
Tidus - "That... really happened... we were looking for our crystals and.."
Out of nowhere, the girl appears!
Girl - "Ha! There you are!"
The girl chases Tidus with the 'butter-sock'.
Yuna - "Oh, and the chococite allowed me to summon Chocobos.."
Yuna summons Chocobo. It approaches the girl and the girl befriends it and rides off into to the sunset.
Rikku - "Well, that was weird!"
Yuna - "Let's go back..."
They return to the clubhouse for a huge party. Tidus and Wakka hold a MW3 tournament. Yuna makes Yuneos..and summons another Chocobo. Bartz runs in and fries some burgers, Rikku starts a webshow called 'iRikku', Auron takes over the Fahrenheit as his personal HQ, Serah and Noel arrive and serve Flan since they have enough to last 1000 years or something, Snow enters and gets kicked out by CJ who returned with his homies, Johnny Gat came in and just stood there 'cause who doesn't want Johnny Gat?
Sorry to say, but this is...THE END.
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"Hell yeah, who doesn't wanna be Johnny Gat?"