AN: Numbers 3 and 4 are my ideas!

Sorry for not posting in so long. I started work and it's kept me busy and I recently got a new kitten, so I've been spending a lot of time with him. He also loves my computer, so it makes it hard to type without him coming up to ruin my typing. I've also haven't been very motivated as I haven't gotten reviews. I want reviews more than favorites or follows. Even if they're just to say I have a typo somewhere. Typos aggravate me.

Kisame

1. When on a mission with him in the middle of a village, scream, "So how's the sex coming with Itachi?!" If he doesn't answer, ask him again and again.

It was a simple mission. She and Kisame were to get supplies from the nearby village. Nenia had dragged Itachi along to keep him from brooding in his dark room. He agreed to accompany her when she said she'd just go ask Tobi. Nenia had secretly smiled. It was fun to play with both Uchiha boys! She hoped she just wasn't digging her own grave. She glanced at the long-haired Uchiha walking next to her, then glanced at the tall, blue-skinned male on her other side. She tilted her head to the side before letting out a loud sigh. "I'm bored." She said blandly. Kisame glanced at her and shrugged, "Not much to do about that kiddo." He told her. Itachi stayed silent.

Nenia frowned and put a finger to her bottom lip, trying to think. It was silent for a while, and by the time Nenia thought of something and decided on what to do about it, they were walking through the village. She sighed and looked at the stoic Uchiha next to her. Many females, and males, were looking at him. "Seems everywhere you go you catch attention." She muttered under her breath. The small twitch of his lips signalled he'd heard her. "Jealous?" He teased, then rolled his eyes. "Oh no, of course not Itachi." She batted her eyelashes at him. "Who would be jealous of your beautiful pale skin, soft like a baby's? Or your long, silky locks? Or your muscular but lean form?" She snorted. "You just need blobs of fat on your chest and you can pass as a woman." She grinned and skipped to the other side of Kisame as Itachi's eye twitched. Oh yes, she was intentionally antagonizing him. Seeing him become stoic once again, she turned to Kisame. "Yo." She greeted as she stared up at the tall shark-man. Kisame grinned down at her, mouth full of sharp teeth. "Hello, kid." She blinked and pouted. "I'm not a kid. I'm older than you." She whined. Kisame snorted. "Sure." He simply said. She rolled her eyes and then walked by his side for a few minutes.

After leaving another stall, she looked at him, trying hard not to smile. She cleared her throat and put on a serious face. "So Kisame, can I ask you something?" She asked. Itachi glanced at her, his nape prickling. Kisame looked at her in curiosity. "Sure kid." Nenia chose to ignore the kid part of that and went on. She cleared her throat again, pretending to think on how to ask, before saying, "So how's the sex with Itachi?" She was able to stay serious for about ten seconds. The incredulous look on his face almost made her snort. It was the look on Itachi's face that made her lose it. His eyes were wide and his mouth was slightly parted in an 'o' of surprise. Kisame guffawed as Itachi subtly tried not to choke on air. She laughed hard, holding her stomach as it ached. "Oh my God!" Once she got herself under control, she wiped the tears from her eyes and grinned. "So…. how is it?" Kisame stared at her before looking at Itachi as Itachi glared at her. She grinned. "Come on you slow pokes, let's go home." She skipped ahead, ignoring the deadly look from the Uchiha and the incredulous one from the shark.

Back at the base, Nenia strode into the kitchen with an air of smugness as well as a satisfied smile on her face. Most of the members not on missions were in the kitchen at the table, and all looked up at her entrance. Tobi was coloring with crayons in a coloring book, Deidara was molding clay, Sasori was reading a newspaper, Konan was playing with paper and making birds, Kakuzu and Pein were sipping tea/coffee, and Hidan and Zetsu were no where to be seen. Pein rose an eyebrow in silent command, but Nenia simply smiled. She put the groceries she'd been carrying away and grinned at her two fuming companions when they entered. "What the hell happened with you two?" Deidara blurted out. The others paused in their activities to listen. Itachi subtly twitched with irritation as Kisame growled low. "She happened." Kisame simply stated, pointing a thumb at the black haired woman, as said woman fluttered her eyelashes. "What? Me? Nooooo." She snorted softly then shrugged. She then walked out, only to pause in the hallway. "I think Itachi would be the bitch." Then she disappeared in a spark of fire. Kisame guffawed, and the members who were not stoic and understood the reference, snorted in amusement or laughed. Pein looked vaguely disturbed and amused at the same time while Kakuzu looked indifferent. Konan hadn't been paying much attention to anything but her paper birds. Tobi was looking around, acting like the idiot he was and asking "What did the pretty lady mean?" and "Itachi-san's not a woman!"

2. Say you're going to cook a surprise dinner. When Kisame asks you what it is wait until he already swallowed a spoonful before saying, "Sharkfin soup!" Stand back as he tries to cough it back up.

Nenia stood at the stove stirring a pot with a wooden spoon. The smell that came from it was delicious to those that it hit. It wasn't long before a few of the males she lived with peeked into the kitchen to watch her, and maybe get a peek at what was being made for but a large, blue, shark-like man left. "Whatcha making?" He asked. Nenia glanced at him and smirked. "It's a surprise." She then sprinkled a little bit of salt into the boiling water and continued to stir. "Want to taste test?" She asked, a sparkle in her eyes. Kisame eyed her for a minute before relenting. "Fine." Nenia grinned and spooned some into a bowl, making sure to have a few of the meat chunks in there. She then set it and a spoon in front of Kisame and went back to stirring the soup.

She waited until Kisame was halfway done with the bowl before asking, "How is it?" Kisame grinned, all sharp teeth. "Great! What is it?" He rose his spoon to his mouth. Nenia smiled. "Sharkfin soup!" She said cheerfully. Kisame blinked, pausing in the middle of chewing. "It's good. I'm surprised. How did you get sharkfins anyway?" He asked as he swallowed, finishing his taste test. Nenia pouted mentally and shrugged outwardly. "Market?" Kisame chuckled and washed his bowl before putting it in the drying rack to dry. "That was good. Thanks kid." He ruffled her hair with his big, blue hand then left. Nenia pouted. "Well, that didn't go as planned." She huffed. She then put more salt into the soup and continued to stir. "Well, maybe the others will choke on it." She grinned.

3. Insult Samehada by calling it a giant tampon.

After the last prank ended up being a bust, Nenia decided to try another one the next day. The opportunity came when all the members were gathered in the meeting room. The meeting hadn't started yet, as Pein and Konan had yet to arrive. Nenia figured they were still finishing up business where ever they were at. Kisame and Itachi has gone on a mission earlier that morning to Taki, so their forms were holographic. She fidgeted in her spot on the ground, pondering on how to start out her newest prank and who to use as her victim. She looked around the room, eyeing each member, before her eyes came to rest on Kisame. The blue-skinned man was busy having a conversation to Itachi, so she was free to begin her plans. She grinned evilly before wiping her face clean of expression. She ignored the narrowed eyes of Sasori as she made her way to her favorite weasel. Popping up between them, she grinned. "So how's the weather in Taki?" She could tell Kisame was startled, but Itachi made no outward emotion. The bastard probably knew she was coming. She glanced at him, noticing how his eyes narrowed minisculey at her. She grinned cheekily at him. She could tell he was suspicious of her.

Nenia smirked and turned her attention to Kisame. "How can you carry such a heavy sword around all the time?" Kisame blinked down at her and smirked. "You can't tell? I'm strong." She snorted and tilted her head, an innocent smile on her face. "Why is it all bandaged up though? Why not let the scales hang out for intimidation?" Kisame frowned. "I'd rather not get cut." He said, starting to feel uneasy. What was she up to? Knowing her, it wasn't good, and knowing how her attention was on him, it was worse for him. Nenia smiled. "What's Taki like? Can I go with you guys next time? I'm so bored here in the base." She whined. "I barely get out." Her bottom lip jutted out into a pout. A moment of silence followed as they stared at each other. Murmurs from the other members were heard in the cavern, as well as the occasional angry shout from the Zombie Duo.

"Why does Samehada look like a giant tampon?" Everything seemed to freeze in place. Kisame tensed as the other members quieted. Deidara was staring open mouthed while Sasori turned away in annoyance. Hidan was busy laughing, while Kakuzu looking annoyed at his partner. Kisame glared down at her. "Samehada is not a tampon." He snarled. Nenia merely smiled, not afraid. "Do you even know what a tampon is, fish-face?" She asked, almost cooing. Itachi let out an inaudible sigh. She was going to get herself killed. He flicked her forehead. "Go do something else." He told her softly. Nenia turned to him and smirked. "Oh, Weasel-kun, are you perhaps worried about me?" She batted her eyelashes. "How romantic." She grinned cheekily and turned back to Kisame as Itachi simply raised his eyebrows at her in amusement. "It seems our great leaders are here. I shall take my leave." She jumped down and skipped out the door, calling behind her, "Samehada is a giant tampon!" Kisame growled.

4. In case of emergency, run to Suna. There's no water, so he can't follow you there.

Nenia scoffed as she walked down the hallway. There was no way she was going to run away. Kisame was on a mission again, anyway, so it wasn't like she needed to hide. Besides, she wanted to annoy Itachi some more. Walking into Itachi's room without knocking, she plopped on the bed next to him and immediately started to play with his pony tail. His hair was so silky, she couldn't help it. He let her play with his hair as he read over some scrolls of poetry. He didn't have a mission and he'd already done his daily weapons cleaning. They sat there quietly, both of them content with each other's company and the silence surrounding them. They sat there for a long time before Nenia began to yawn. She shifted and leaned in, kissing Itachi's cheek, before she curled up on his bed and dozed off. Itachi watched her for a few moments, his features softening, before he continued to silently read the scrolls while his friend slept beside him.

AN: Haha… I've been thinking on the ways to piss Tobi off… and it's just… I'm laughing so hard… imagining it… Did you see what I did at the end there? :3