Kunochi: -hides face in hands- I just…I just remembered I had this account. I am sooooo sorry I had to subject you guys to the torture of my stupid grammar. I suck!
So~ to make up for it, I decided to write another chapter.
I don't own Naruto
BE WARNED, I'VE HAD NO SLEEP FOR THE PAST 16 HOURS, AND I'M DEAD TIRED.
Everyone sat on the damp floor outside of Pein's office, they'd been there for the past sixty-nine hours. They were tired, hungry, and cranky as hell. We shouldn't even go into the fact they had to listen to the pained screams of Kisame as he was most-likely being sexually abused as his punishment for "starting" the fight.
The pained moans as Pein probably forced his way into his completely virgin, tight, moist-
"KEEP YOUR PERVERSE THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF, SAKURA!", Itachi screamed, startling said girl out of her yaoi-fangirl thoughts. Sakura turned to Itachi and flattened her ears.
"Aww, Itachi~ You don't know how much money we could make selling a doujishini with REAL pictures to the fangirls. YA HEAR ME WEASEL, REAL. FUCKING. PICTURES." She screamed. Sakura looked like a hot mess. Her pink fur was sticking up everywhere, and her ears constantly swerved any which way in a constant paranoia.
"Yeah, Uchiha, I think Inu-chan has a pretty good poi-," Deidara was cut off halfway through his sentence by a particularly husky moan. Kunochi pushed her head father into a hole in the wall, which had been formed when she started banging her forehead against it, hmm probably about forty-three hours ago.
"Tobi hungy," Tobi cried out in his baby voice.
"Shut your pathetic, pansy ass, you pussy!" Deidara shouted. Tobi got extremely pissed off, got into Deidara's face, grabbed a fist load of his flowing blonde locks.
"Oh, you wanna go Barbie? I'll rip your fucking lungs out," Tobi said, in a deep, vibrating voice that reverberated in Deidara's groi- "SAKURA!"
"I'm sorry, I can't help it. Maybe if you would all act out a scene that I'm imagining, it might make it go away,"
"No you stupid bitch. Unless we make a trade~ You get a sex scene, and I get to sacrifice you to satisfy my erotic religious needs."
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"Umm, no…Just…Just no." BUT IT WAS TOO LATE, FOR HIDAN HAD POOR SAKURA BACKED INTO A CORNER.
Oh no! What will happen to Sakura now?
Oh and about Kunochi, I developed her character more, and developed her into another character called Lace, but I'm keeping the original Kunochi for the story 'k?
Please review, I will accept flames, but I mean really, if you didn't like it, you didn't have to read it. Go make up your own better story if you hate mine so bad instead of flaming me.
I will have artwork up soon , but there won't be a lot of nudity. I'm still working on Baka Crayon-Chan too~