Fox:Hello, this is Konoha's Yellow Fox.
Soul:Hurry, they're coming!
Fox:Relax.
[DISCLAIMER]I do not own Naruto.
[AT NARUTOS GRAVE]
The shinigami appeared in the clearing in which Naruto was buried. He sighed before raising his hand over Naruto's grave.
"Now is not your time." The raspy voice of the Shinigami ran through the area. Suddenly, there was a bright light that enveloped his grave before there was a groan. After the light dissapated, Naruto was standing on his grave.
"What the hell happened?" He asked himself.
"Your time is not now, but enjoy this little gift." Naruto felt an odd burning sensation on his arm and saw an odd tattoo that looked like a scythe. It seemed to glow for a moment before it dissapeared.
"When the time is ready, you'll know what to do." Shinigami rasped out.
"Wait, what is this and why are you helping me?" Shinigami smirked.
"I'm just repaying a debt to my old friend Kyuubi." Shinigami said before dissapearing. The area in which the tattoo was started to burn.
"What the hell did he do?" He shook his head and made his way to Tazuna's. He eventualy made it and opened the door to see Tazuna sitting on the couch.
"Hey old man bridge builder." He said. Tazuna looked over and nearly had a heart attack.
"The fuck!" Tazuna yelled. Tsunami came in and her face paled and she fell on her ass.
"How, we saw your body!" She said, shaking.
"If I knew how, I would tell you." Naruto replied. "Uh, where is my team?" Naruto asked suddenly.
"They left an hour ago." Tazuna said before walking up to Naruto and touching him. "Well, your not a ghost." He said. Naruto chuckled. He left and headed in the direction of Konoha. He went at top speeds and noticed that he was moving faster then ever. 'Wow, I don't even have to add chakra to my legs. Whatever Shinigami did, it sure is useful.' He soon felt the chakra presence of team seven along with Kyuubi, Zabuza, and Haku. 'So 'Buza's going to Konoha.'
Naruto supressed his chakra before getting in front of the group. then, he jumped down and landed in front of them. Zabuza drew his sword while Kakashi drew a kunai.
"Is this how you welcome back someone?" Naruto asked. He looked up and the entire group paled.
"N-Naruto-kun?" Sasuke whispered. Naruto nodded.
"In the flesh." Kakashi lifted his hiate-ate and stared, wide-eyed at Naruto.
"It really is you." He managed out. Naruto chuckled.
"What, you think that I would die so easily?" Naruto started to full blown laugh. Sasuke and Kyuubi both rushed at him and enveloped him into a hug. He put his arms around the two and rubbed their backs. After the two stopped crying, Naruto spoke up.
"Before you ask how I'm alive, let me tell you, I have no fucking idea how." He said. Kakashi laughed. The group started to head out with Naruto never leaving Sasuke and Kyuubi's arms. After a bit of walking, a couple of bandits jumped in their way. Before they could do anything, they were decapitated by Naruto's sword. Suddenly, his arm with the tattoo started to burn. He looked at it and saw to tattoo reappeared before the blade of the tattoo glowed red.
The tattoo dissapeared once more and he dismissed it as nothing. They eventually made it back to the village gates. Iruka, who had gate duty, went to them.
"Team 7 reporting back from a C turned A rank mission." Kakashi said.
"Alright, wait, what is Zabuza Momoichi and two unknowns doing with you.
"Relax, 'Ruka, it wouldn't hurt for us to get a great swordsman like old no brows here." Naruto said.
"What about the other two?" Iruka trusted Naruto so when he said that Zabuza wasn't a threat, he wasn't a threat. Mizuki jumped down.
"Yea." He said.
"The one with dark hair is Haku Momoichi," The two men paled, "That's all that's going to be said here." Naruto finished. Mizuki groaned.
"Fine." He jumped up back into the tower and opened the gate, letting the group in. They made their way straight to the tower. After the meeting, Sarutobi rubbed his temples.
"Zabuza, you and your daughter are set to a two month probation before being admitted to anything past D-ranked." Sarutobi said. "Dismissed. Naruto, could you and your red headed friend stay for a minute though?" Naruto and Kyuubi walked back in front of the hokage and saw him do a couple of handseals. The room seemed to glow for a moment before everything went back to normal.
"Alright, I know something's been hidden, now who are you?" He asked while pointing to Kyuubi. Naruto stood in front of her as to make sure the hokage didn't do anything to her.
"You already know who she is." Naruto said. He lifted up his shirt some before showing that the seal on his stomach was gone. Sarutobi gasped before getting ready to attack.
"You touch a hair on her head and, hokage or not, you'll be experiencing just how bad my Gomongan is." Naruto warned. The hokage let go of his 'poised to strike' position and fell back into his seat, his face pale.
"You care about it?" Naruto growled.
"Her! Not it!" He said. Sarutobi apologized.
"I'm sorry." Naruto let go of the move and die look before he pulled Kyuubi into a hug. She accepted willingly and Hiruzen had a look of slight shock on his face.
"Now, anything else?" Naruto asked.
"yes, what else happened during the mission, I know some stuff was hidden." Naruto sighed. Naruto explained everything, from Naruto ending up with Sasuke, to his death.
"And as I told everybody else, I have no fucking clue how I'm alive." Naruto ended. The third was slack-jawed. Ten days later(The rest from then on was uneventful.) Naruto, Sasuke, and Ino were in their training ground when there was a poof of smoke.
"Yo! Here you go, the instructions are on the back, bye." That all happened within the span of five seconds.
"OK, what the fuck just happened?" Naruto asked. The other two shrugged. Naruto read the papers in his hand before signing.
"Chuni exams, I'm going, you two coming?" Sasuke nodded and Ino shrugged. The three left for the building in which they had to go.(The rest was similar to canon, but with a random person announcing the genjutsu.) They walked into to room and looked around. Sakura walked up to them before asking.
"Where's Sasuke-kun?" Naruto chuckled, if it wasn't for the room full of shinobi, he would have bursted out laughing. Naruto pointed to Sasuke.
"You're looking at her." Naruto said. Sakura was about to hit Naruto on the head when she remembered last time she tried. Sasuke nodded.
"It's me, Sakura." She said. Sakura shut down. a pinch from Naruto however, fixed that. She started to cry. Naruto just patted her shoulder in a comfort. A grey haired gennin walked up to them.
"I would suggest you not draw so much attention to yourselves." He said.
"And who are you?" Naruto asked.
"I am Kabuto Yakushi, and you?" He replied.
"Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto said.
"Well, Naruto, this is your first time taking this test, correct?" Naruto nodded. "Well, this is my seventh time and as such, I have built up a good amount of information about people." Neji walked up to Kabuto.
"Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Subaku no Gaara." He said. Kabuto pulled out a deck of cards before pulling three out.
"Subaku no Gaara. Age:Thirteen. Chakra Nature:Fuuton but uses sand as weapon. Teammates:Subaku no Kankuro and Subaku no Temari. Family:As stated before. Mission stats:0 D-ranked, 9 C-ranked, 3 B-ranked, and 5 A-ranked, and he returned from each mission without a scratch!
Sasuke Uchiha. Age:Thirteen. Chakra are Naruto Uzumaki and Ino Yamanaka. Mission stats are 25 D-ranked and 1 A-ranked. She has masqueraded as a male for most of her life. Relationship Status:In Relationship with teammate Naruto Uzumaki." The members of team 8 and 10 looked over to him.
"What?" He said.
"And lastly, Naruto Uzumaki: Age:Thirteen. Chakra Nature:Fuuton, Raiton and he seems to have an affiliation for Mokuton! Teammates are Sasuke Uchiha and Ino Yamanaka. Mission stats:25 D-ranked, 1 B-ranked, and 1 A-ranked. Bloodline:Gomongan or torture eye. Has the ability to make the victim feel any pain the user imagines. Damn. Has escaped the claws of death. Relation Status:In Relationship with teammate Sasuke Uchiha and an unknown woman. Was a student to Zabuza Momoichi. Known as the Mad Scientist for his poisons and weapons. Works for Torture and Interigation. Legally insane." After that was over, alot of people were staring at him, alot pale.
He gave them all a look that basicly meant 'Fuck off' and punched Kabuto in the face.
"If you would look at the wall." They saw that the wall to the left of where Kabuto was standing before was torn some.
"High frequency sound waves can be powerful." Naruto said. Ibiki poofed into the room.
"Alright maggots, sit down and shut up!" He yelled. Naruto looked at Ibiki and when Ibiki noticed Naruto, he paled. Naruto activated his Gomongan before making Ibiki feel what it was like to lose his manhood. Ibiki fell to the ground, holding his crotch.
"Naruto, stop, please!" Ibiki pleaded. Naruto stopped. Ibiki stood up and coughed. After the written test(Same as canon), the window was broken as a giant, metal, spiky ball flew through it with a banner connected to it saying 'Anko Mitarashi, the most beautiful and sadistic girl in Konoha. Naruto and Ibiki both sweat-dropped. She spotted Naruto soon after entering through the hole.
"Hey gaki, how you been?" She asked. Naruto smirked before activating his Gomongan and Anko's face suddenly flushed, she started to pant and she fell to her knees.
"Damn, gaki, sexual torture? That's a new one." She said while panting. Naruto's smirk grew wider.
"What do you expect?" Naruto asked.
"Meet me at training grounds 44 in thirty minutes. Now if you would excuse me, I got to go change." She left via shunshin. Sasuke walked up to Naruto.
"What was that?" She asked.
"My doujutsu, the Gomongan, it can do more then just pain. I can sexually torture a person by forcefully arousing them to that point in which they peak and climax. I don't want to talk about how I found out about that ability." Naruto suddenly shivered for a moment. Sasuke shook her head for a moment. At training grounds 44 AKA 'The Forest of Death', the gennin who remained arrived.
"Alright, everyone take this form and sign it. It states that we are not responsible for what happens in the next part of the test. Part two is a survival test in which each team will be handed a scroll with either earth or heaven written on them. Your job is to take a scroll oposite of yours from another team and get to the tower within a week. There are no holds on what you can do in there. But be careful, the forest is pretty dangerous itself." After everyone signed their forms, they were handed their scroll and let in.
Naruto created a couple of clones and sent them out and not five minutes later, they returned with a heaven scroll, the one they needed.
"Alright, lets go." He said. Sasuke and Ino were shocked that he got the scroll needed in under five minutes. After three hours of wandering, a person appeared in front of the group.
"What do you want, wierd eye?" Naruto asked. The person responded by rushing towards Naruto and punching him.
"You bastard. You got my blood on my clothes!" Naruto said. He formed some hand-seals before slamming his hands on the branch he was standing on.
"Mokuton:Impaling Spike!" A large tree branch shot out and chased the person for a bit.
"You really can use Mokuton, interesting." The person said. Naruto started a few handseals before finishing.
"Hyoton:Blades of Ice!(Most ariginal name ever)" The water in the air froze and took the shape of blades before cutting the person. The person just stood up and ripped his face off, revealing that it was a mask.
"Well, that really is interesting." The man launched at Sasuke and did a few hand-seals before his neck stretched and went for Sasuke. Naruto, however, punched the man in the face, undoind whatever he was going to do. The man smirked.
"Do you kow who I am?" Naruto shook his head. "I am Orochimaru of the sannin. You don't stand a chance. He suddenly disappeared before reappearing in front of Naruto and sending a punch into his gut. Naruto was sent flying through seven trees. Orochimaru made his way over to Sasuke and restarted the hand-seals. Naruto knew that Sasuke was in danger but he wasn't fast enough and knew he wouldn't make it.
Suddenly, the tattoo reappeared and glowed a dark purple before his entire body was covered in black. When it was gone, Naruto disappeared from everybodies' sight and appeared in front of Orochimaru. He noted that Naruto was glowing a dark purple, similar to his curse seal, and his eyes were completely black, every bit. He also noted how Naruto's hair was now pitch black and he had fangs. The area near Naruto was cold, as if all life was being sucked out of it.
"You touch her, and I will make you feel the TENTH level of hell!" Naruto yelled. He sent a punch into Orochimaru's gut and sent him flying back. Naruto reapeared in front of Orochimaru and punched him again, and again, and again. Orochimaru, who couldn't get a moment to do anything, sunk into the ground to escape this demon. The dark aura disappeared and the tattoo receeded as well. His eyes, hair, and teeth went back to normal and he went back to his team.
"I'm sorry for that." He said before collapsing.
Fox:Well, this was an odd chapter. Now as for a small explanation on the tattoo, you saw that it increased his power similar to the curse seal, except with none of the drawbacks, except for tiring him out that is. He only beat Orochimaru because he caught him by surprise and wouldn't let up. It's power increases some when he kills though.
Soul:This was... Interesting.
Fox:Yea, well I'm bored, getting tired, and I'm trying to come up with the next chapter ideas, so I'm going. Now, I had twenty-five reviews when I made this chapter, I won't even begin on the next chapter until I get thirty, so I suggest you review.
Soul:He's not kidding.
Fox:Goodnight, goodbye for now, and Soul, fuck off and stop poking me.
Soul:But it's fun.
Fox:Everyone, this is the end of this chapter, I got to deal with Soul.
Read and review, or I'll send Orochimaru after you.