I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring. -David Bowie

"So, what are we going to do?" I asked Reese.

"You'll see." She said, her voice excited.

We walked from South Park Elementary's parking lot down to a clearing where I saw it. A cow.

"You're shitting me." I said.

"Nope. We're going to get Bessie on top the roof first. Then we can do everything else."

"How are we going to get a cow up to the roof?" I said.

"Air lift." she said. "Happy birthday."

"Thanks." I said, so happy at this prank. It was a Sunday afternoon and we were planning the

biggest prank I had even done (I don't know about Reese.)

That night, Me, Reese, Ozzy, Kenny (of course with Lulu), and Marie (the leprechaun) waited

outside the school for the air lift to come. When it did, we were almost sleeping.

"Where do you want that cow to go?" said Jimbo, obviously the one with the air lift.

"On the school." I said.

"Oh, the old cow-on-the-roof prank."

"A lot more than that." Reese said.

"Well, have a good time." said Jimbo.

I got in the air lift, which turned out to be a helicopter.

"Are you sure you can fly this thing?" Marie said.

"Kind of." I said, and took off. It took me a minute to get the cow on top of the school. Then, I

flew down.

"Ok, let's put the other animals in." I said, happily.

That night, we worked to put snakes in lockers, birds in desks, and a monkey in the principal's

office. We even got some Monkeys filled with laxatives, which would go off at exactly 7:00

A.M., at the time when all the students were in the building, confused why a cow was on the

roof and there was a monkey in the principal's office.

"Okay, we're finally done." I said, looking at the school.

It was normal, except I saw a cow on the roof and heard the howler monkeys screaming.

"Okay, get in the air lift." I said. From there on, our plan was to sleep in the somewhat large

helicopter until morning, when we would be woken by screaming. Happily, Reese had

organized the whole thing so that everyone's parents thought we were at a mountain taking a

hike.

"What the hell!!!!!!!!!" I heard as my waking bell.

I got everyone up, because they were all deep sleepers and they wouldn't wake up otherwise.

"I'm..... So....... Happy......" said Reese as she yawned.

"Let's go in the school to see what happened." Ozzy said

When we walked into the school, we saw crap on the wall and some teachers (who were

women) passed out on the floor. I grinned.