A/N …Hey! I know, I haven't updated since October 2O11! I'm really sorry, but, I've been having writers block—big time! But, I'm back. Okay, I'ma stop talking now.(: -T

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, Transformers, the book reference, or the song reference I use.

Chapter 6: Bang Bang Bang

Mikaela Banes, Forks, Washington

Previously in Trouble Is…

"We know Bella,trustme. Mikaela has told us about her—and we know not to involve her inanything." Optimus said. "Well, it was very amazing to meet you all." Carlisle said. "It's a huge shock and something big to take in. Trust me—I freaking know." I said and chuckled.

"Well, it was an honor to meet you, too." Jazz said.

So, what the freak now?I thought to myself. "The next step is to learn how to fight these robots." Edward answered my question for me. I forgot—vampire mind reader.

What a perfectly normal life I've been leading. Transforming robots, vampires, what's next—werewolves? –Taken from Mikaela POV, Chapter 5

The Cullen's gratefully let me spend the night at their house, along with Bella. That's kind of nice of them, I thought as I lay on the guest bed. Well, of course, the Cullen's seem like nice people—especially to put up with my sarcastic attitude.

We were gonna start fight training tomorrow—although, I was kind of frightened to see how all this was gonna work out. I wasn't so frightened about myself though because Sam and I had fought Decepticons so many times. It was pretty easy for me now. Especially since they have Sam now. Bella was sleeping in Edward's bed. Apparently, that was the usual around here. The Cullen's were nice people, I suppose.

I started reading my book The Lucky One by Nicholas Sparks while jamming out to my Linkin Park Playlist on my iPhone.

I awoke to my book on my face, and Linkin Park's New Divide blasting in my ears. So, it was like every other morning. The smell of bacon and eggs rode up into my nostrils. My stomach growled. I got out of the bed, brushed out my hair, and strode down the steps. I didn't know this house very well, so I just let the yummy smell guide my way. When I walked into the kitchen, Esme was cleaning up the pans she had used to cook, and Bella was sitting at the table eating the eggs and bacon.

"Good morning, Mikaela! Would you like some breakfast?" Esme greeted me. "Yeah, thanks." I said and sat in the chair next to Bella. "So, are we ready to train today?" I asked Bella and Edward.

"What training? I'm just watching." Bella sneered. "Again, why do you hate me?" I asked her. "I don't hate you, Mikaela, I just strongly dislike you." Bella explained and got up, bringing her plate to the sink.

Whatever. It's not like I cared what she thinks about me. I practically had boys drooling over me when I was in high school in California. I graduated this year, along with Bella. We were the same age. Anyways, I didn't care what she thought. I could have Autobots kick her as—butt any day if I needed them to.

She and Edward left the kitchen. I finished my breakfast, cleaned up after myself, got into Ironhide, and went back to Uncle Charlie's house to get into new clothes and brush my teeth and stuff like that.

"Jasper, here, has some fight training." Carlisle explained to Optimus. "Well that's great! Let's get started on this training, now. Ironhide, would you like to start?" Optimus pushed. "Well…" Ironhide started.

A/N I don't know when the next update will be, so, until then, Toodlerz… —T