"Promise you'll feed me." She said flinging the door open
Sookie looked up at her friend's disheveled appearance "What?"
"I can never ever look Luke in the eye again and he provided at least 70 of my nourishment. Oh who am I kidding well over 85."
"What happened last night?"
"This is all your fault, you had a keg at your son's baptism, who has a keg at their son's baptism!"
"Wait this all happened because you two were drunk"
She nodded
"Then how the hell did Luke's truck get over here?"
Lorelei frowned, How the.. "Morty, we were at the party and Luke made a comment about how he wished he hadn't driven and we were talking about leaving it and walking back and Morty said he'd drive us back. THEY SET US UP. I bet you Babbette was sitting out on the porch all night to see whether or not he'd leave…..I wouldn't be surprised if they were outside my window with a video camera and it was shown a the next town meeting!"
"Lorelei, breathe."
"I can't breathe, I slept with Luke!"
"Sit!" Sookie said pushing her onto the sofa. "Now you and Luke have been drunk together before, what happened this time?"
Lorelei's eyes opened wide and then shut as if she was trying to ignore the memory. "I told him how you said that we should have a baby together."
"Oh god. Lorelei, please don't tell me that you and Luke thought that was a good idea."
"Okay I won't"
"Oh god" Sookie dramatically collapsed onto the chair.
"Uh huh"
"Oh god, you could have a little Luke in there." she said focusing on her stomach
"Oh god" Lorelei said clasping her hands over her stomach.