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So, it's called a 'cold shower' for a reason. To release all of those fucking sexual tensions that you have been having to deal with all day. Plus, when you have a freaking sexy biology partner that likes to wear her shirts a bit too low, and her skirts a bit too short, it gets hard to keep those tensions normal all through the day.

Yes, my name is Edward Cullen, and yes, I am a sex addict.

I can remember the day like it was yesterday. I was fourteen years old, and I had just gotten done jerking off for the fourth time that day, when my father, Carlisle, began banging on my door. Freaking out, I zipped up my pants, and ran to the locked door to let him in.

I hadn't even looked at the guy for two seconds and the first words out of his mouth were, "Edward Anthony Cullen, you are a horny little bastard."

Yep, that was a bit shocking. That afternoon, my dad and I talked about sex, masturbating, and girl's vaginas. Wow, that was a brilliant talk. Not to mention awkward, and quite disturbing. The man showed me PICTURES for God's sake!! PICTURES of nice sexy women from Playboy magazines!

Now don't get me wrong, my dad is NOT into porn. My mom designs lingerie for the women who like to show off their nice pink clits in magazines. That's a pretty kinky job, if you ask me.

If I got paid to show off my assets, I would be famous. Ahhh, what a sweet life that would be...

Now, enough about my past, this is about how freaking horny I am right now.

Bella Swan, you know, my fucking sexy lab partner, finally talked to me about something other than science! Yeah! She invited me to a party at her place tonight, and oh my God, she looked so sexy when she talked, I thought to myself. My hand jerked my penis up and down again.

Being a horny teenager and all, I decided to have a little bit of fun in class today in biology, right after Bella asked me to come to her party.

So you see, Bella doesn't wear bras. Why should she? Her breasts are so round, she doesn't need to. Anyways, I raised my hand high and complained about how "hot" the classroom was. Mr. Banner walked over to the a/c thingy and turned it on sixy eight degrees, and just like it was on cue, Bella's nipples became hard as a rock underneath her light camisole.

I moaned deeply, and then had to raise my hand again so I could go to the boy's bathroom and jerk off...for the third time today.

My name is Edward Cullen, and I repeat, I am a sex addict.

When I came back into the classroom, Bella had this face put on. She was smirking at me, like she knew what I was up to or something, and on my way to my desk, she opened up her legs so I could see straight into her skirt. And oh my God, she wasn't wearing underwear. That juicy little clit of hers was wet, and all I desperately wanted was to wrap my mouth around it and make it become swollen my nipping it lightly with my teeth.

Yep, my clear erection came back, and I had to ask Mr. Banner, yet again, to allow me to use the bathroom.

So here I am now, getting out from my cold shower, and noticing that my cock is hard...again. This was getting ridiculous. Was this healthy? To jerk off so many times and still be so horny?!

I grabbed my cock, like I have done the same way for years, and started rubbing it. Carressing it. Feeling it grow as I pumped my hand over the nice skin. My cock was my best friend, I had to treat it right. The semen spewed from that tiny little hole, and being as horny as I was, I reached down and licked my own creams. It tasted so good.

I wanted Bella to taste these creams. I wanted her to suck me dry. I wanted to wrap my hands in her hair and push my full length down her throat. She would laugh at my eagerness and the vibrations from her throat would make me come...

Dear Lord, my fantasies are getting a bit too graphic these days.

I slid my jeans on, and then went to my closet to dig through the pile of shirts in the floor. Should I wear a polo? Will she think I'm gay if I wear a Ralph Lauren Polo? I really didn't want her to think I was gay. Even though I did find Jasper Whitlock's buldges in his pants very appetizing... I licked my lips and went back to looking at clothes. Polo it was...

I pressed my feet into my shoes and took a quick glance at my hair. It didn't look too bad. Not too made up, and also didn't look like sex hair... I guess I was looking snazzy, if you ask me. I laughed to myself, and left the bedroom smiling..until I ran into my mother, Esme.

"Eddie! Please come help me iron my bras, sweetie." She asked, grinning cheekily as she grabbed my left arm and started pulling me through the hallway and to her room.

"Mom, I'm gonna be late..."

"Oh, late for what? Another chess team meeting?"

Oh right, I forgot to tell you...I'm pretty much considered a nerd at school. Yeah, and also, I'm still a virgin... It's sad, being seventeen and still a virgin. Please don't make fun of me or laugh, I'm already ashamed. But hey, even though I have never done it before, I still know what to do. That's why people create Porn. For men who don't enjoy their sex lives, or don't have one at all. Sigh.

"No, Mom. I'm going to hang out with a couple of popular kids tonight."

Mom's eyebrows rose, then she frowned. "Are those the ones that used to give you wedgies?"

Ugh, thanks for reminding me... "Yes, Mom. But they are my friends now, I promise." Or, at least I hoped they were my friends.

"Okay, you can take Daddy's Mercedes if you want to."

Oh, yes! Bella would be sooo impressed! "Thanks Mom!" I shouted as I turned on my heel to leave her room.

"Don't forget to put on the ointment for your rash!" She called from behind me.

I groaned, and left as soon as I could, not even bothering to close the garage door.

I didn't have to even think while I was driving to Bella's house. I had passed her yard many times over the past couple of summers. She was always laying out in the least amount of clothes possible, and God, I loved her for that. I guess you could call me a stalker...

I parked my car behind a BMW X5, and then hopped out of the car smoothly, taking the car keys with me and quickly looking back to admire the car's beauty. But the mercedes beauty did not beat the beauty of Bella's sweet cunt... I imagined it pumping creams for me as I pressed three fingers inside of her...

Boner Alert.

Shit.

I looked down and saw that I was getting a bit harder as I walked up to Bella's front porch. Well, I couldn't calm it down now. Shit. Maybe she would take it as a turn on...? Oh well.

I uneasily rang the door bell, and waited paitently outside, sticking my hands in my pockets. I heard Bella call, "I'm coming!"

Oh shit, I thought again. By the end of tonight, she would be screaming those words. Boner Alert, again.

The door opened and I was presented with...skank Bella. And I liked it.

She was wearing a red mesh top that only had really small pieces of fabric covering her fine tits. She also had a leather mini skirt on, and jet black pumps. Yeah, I would have to touch my penis sometime soon...

"Hey Edward! I'm glad you could make it!" She said, taking my arm and pulling me inside. I came in without hesitation.

Her house was huge. Maybe a few square feet smaller than mine, but hey, not everyones parents could be a surgeon.

And there was alot of people too. Most of the guys here were the ones that stuck me in trash cans, and taped me to the boys urinals in the locker rooms...

"Bella!" Called out one of the idiots, also known as Emmett. "Why did you invite him?!" Then his mouth was connected back to the blonde girl pressing up against him. Then his hand shot down her opened blouse, I turned around after that.

My cheeks became a tomato red, and Bella looked at me with sympathy. "Let's go to the bedroom?" She offered, taking my hand. The bedroom? Hell yes!

"Uh, sure." I said, rephrasing what I had just said in my mind.

She led me up to her bedroom slowly, taking her time walking up the stairs, while I trailed behind, keeping my eyes on her fine ass.

We went down a hallway, and I was greeted to a vibrant light blue room. "This is it," she said, waving her hand in the door way, allowing me to walk in.

Of course, she had a nicely made up king sized bed right in the middle of the room. This was going to be fun.

I walked over, and sat on the comforter, and watched Bella as she slowly turned around to close the door. The sound of the lock locking made my penis go to its full length. This was seriously happening...

Bella walked over to me, and got down on her knees. She spread my legs apart and scooted herself in between them. Oh my god...

"Oh, well hello, Edward's dick." She said, clearly noticing that she turned me on. "Let's see what we have here..." She whispered, running her fingers up my thigh, then unzipped and unbuttoned my jeans. She slowly took her fingers, and pulled down the elastic of my boxers, and my length popped right up once it was free.

"Wow," she said, gaping at how long it was. I chuckled. "It's true, you really do have to watch out for the quiet ones," she said, winking at me.

I smirked at her, and then all my feelings were taken away as I felt her fingers trail up and down my length. "Rougher," I whispered.

Her hand squeezed me then, and then she suddenly jacked it so fucking hard. My pre-cum came at once, and she took it in her hands and rubbed me with my own creams. I was definately gonna enjoy this.

Bella stuck out her tongue, and flipped my cock up against my abs, and licked it from the base of my penis all the way up to its tip. She then placed her full mouth over my head, and sunk it into her throat all the way in, not gagging once, and then grazed her teeth over the skin of my cock as she came back up. It sent a ripple down my spine, and I didn't even try to hide the deep moan escaping my lips.

"You like it when I do that?" She asked, doing it once more.

I wasn't able to speak. I was surprised that I was even able to process her words. I was just having too much fun right now. I grabbed her smooth, silky locks, and gently thrusted my cock down her glorious throat. Whoever came up with blow jobs was a genius.

And just like in all of my fantasies, she laughed at how eager I was, and the vibrations sent a new electric current through my dick. It all of a sudden became larger, and thicker. It was filling up with my sweet come... I wanted her to swallow it all... "I know you're ready," she said, pressing my head against the roof of her mouth, "and now I'm ready too."

She took my balls in her hand and gave them a light squeeze, and all of my come spilled into her mouth. I had never came that much in my entire life. It seemed that all of the come that I had been holding back the past three years all came together in this one moment.

I felt like I was flying, or like I was being swept away by some type of current. Bella moaned as she licked and sucked on my cock, her hands still running up and down it.

"Now it's time to have some real fun," she said, standing up now, and taking off her top. Her nice, round breasts were just two feet away from me, and I had to have them.

I reached my hand up (the one that wasn't rubbing my dick), and cupped my palm against her left breast. It was so soft, and warm. It fit perfectly into my large hand. I ran my finger over her nipple. It was hard, and smooth. She moaned loudly, bending down, then trying to take my pants off.

I lifted my hips gladly, and she took the boxers and jeans away from me in one swift movement.

Her mini was off too, and of course, she wasn't wearing any underwear. She then straddled my waist, my hand still on her breast. She moved my right hand away from my penis and placed it on her other boob. I mashed my thumbs into them and I felt her pre-cum leak onto my lap.

Her entrance was just centimeters away from my cock. She lifted her legs up, and then grabbed my friend. "You ready?" She asked, the head of my penis almost touching her sweet pink vagina.

"Yes," I hissed, and I was in.

She slid all the way down to the end of my shaft. Her insides were so warm, and moist. She moaned deeply, and then started rocking her hips back and forth. She then slid up, my head only inside her now, and then slammed right back down.

"Oh my God," I groaned, taking my right hand and pressing my thumb against her clit.

"Edward!" She screamed. I mashed my thumb against it again, as my left hand kneaded her breast.

More of her come lathered my penis. Her clit was becoming swollen as I nearly dug my thumb into it. "Press it harder," she moaned, slamming back down on me. I did as I was told. I pressed as hard as I could, and she shrieked with excitment. "Yes!" She cried.

I then flipped her over. I was on top now, her legs going on for miles and I dived in with my tongue at her wet cunt.

Her creams kept pouring out as I stuck my index finger inside of her. "More!" She screamed. I was surprised no one had come up to see us yet. I stuck in my middle finger then, she hooted with ecstacy, as both of her hands trailed down to her clit.

I stuck in my ring finger when I noticed Bella practically digging her finger nails into her little clit. So, three of my fingers were in now. I curled them up slightly, and pulled upward as hard as I could, digging my nails into the rough area inside of her vagina.

Bella's eyes snapped open when she realized what I was wanting to accomplish.

I was going to make her have a squirting orgasm.

I did it again. Pulling up as hard as I could, but only to give pleasure, never hurt her. "Uhhnnn," she moaned as she kept messing with her sweet clit.

"I'm gonna come!" She screamed, shutting her eyes tightly. I pulled up one last time, and that did it. I moved my hand out of the way and then suddenly, her come was being shot from that little vagina to across the room.

I stuck my hand in line with the come spilling out onto the floor, and got a bit on the palm of my hand. I bent down and licked my skin dry. Her taste was salty, but sweet too.

"Yesss," she hissed as she shook her legs and hips, getting every last bit of come out of her system. Her glossy eyes opened once she was done, and she looked up at me. "Fuck me, Edward." She growled, as she placed her hands on the back of my neck and pulled me down in between her legs.

My penis rammed inside of her instantly, and I bent my head down so I could nip her nipples as they swayed from left to right with my rhythem.

I thrusted faster, my head falling into the crook of her neck as the friction between us got greater. I had never felt something so amazing in my life.

"I'm..gonna.." I said, and with one last, hard thrust, I spilled my seed inside of her, and then collapsed, not being able to find the strength to hold me up again.

We layed there panting for a while. Her hands traveled up and down my spine, as I sucked on the skin on her neck.

"That was amazing," I finally said, as I started to get up and find my clothes.

"Yeah," she agreed, also getting up.

I looked at her awkwardly. She was so hott. That nice little body of hers gave me so much joy and excitment. I reached down and grabbed my pants and boxers. I slowly slid them on. Bella, on the other hand, was wanting to put her top on first, so when she bent down to get her skirt next, I became hard again, but I was too tired to fuck her from behind.

That would just have to wait until next time, I thought to myself as I trailed behind her, fully clothed about two minutes later, down the stairs and into the living room.

The party was still going on. There were teens gettin' some on the floor, but other than that, everything seemed to be perfectly normal. I shrugged my shoulders as we headed out to my car.

"Which one is yours?" She asked, waving her and, referring to all of the cars parked in front of her house.

I pointed my finger to the Mercedes, and I swear, her eyes grew to the size of golf balls. "Woah," was all she muttered.

We walked silently to the car, and I hopped in, then shut the door. I cranked the car to life, and rolled down the window. Bella bent down and placed her arms on the edge then smiled. "I had a lot of fun," she said.

I nodded, "Me too."

She sighed and leaned into my car, "Good night," she whispered, and kissed my lips, then she smiled, and turned around with out a second glance.

Holy Jesus, I thought, as I drove out of sight.

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