The Squad Plus Burr and Theo were relaxing in Alex and Laf's dorm. Alexander Hamilton laid on the floor, taking up as much space as possible. His boyfriend, John Laurens sat on the bean bag chair next to him. Hercules Mulligan sat on a chair near them with his boyfriend, Lafayette, dramatically draped over his lap. Aaron Burr sat on the ground next to his girlfriend, Theodosia Alston. Maria and Eliza cuddled near the fire, and Peggy and Angelica embraced their status of being single and sat alone.

For once, everything was at peace, just relaxing in Alexander and Lafayette's dorm room. Until Jefferson came along with Madison.

Thomas Jefferson slammed the dorm room door down with an ax while holding Madison's hand, who was right behind him. "THE FLOOR IS HETEROSEXUALITY!" Thomas shouted.

"AHHHHH!" The Squad Plus Burr and Theo all shrieked in unison, but Burr and Theo only screamed because Jefferson startled them. Eliza jumped onto a table like a cat, and Maria tried to climb on with her, but she slipped into the lava.

"NOOOO!" Eliza yelled.

"Before I go, I need to ask you a few questions because the author had a really lame joke that she wants to tell," Maria said, frightened.

After a few second songs of hesitation, Elizabeth replied, "Anything you want to tell me."

"Will you remember me in a month?"

"Of course I will!"

"Will you remember me in a week?"

"Yes, definitely."

"Will you remember me in a day?"

"Yes, why are you asking?"

"Knock knock?"

After giving a confused expression to Maria, Eliza said, "Who's there?"

"See? You forgot me already," Maria muttered as she fell deeper into the lava.

Eliza gasped and jumped in the lava, pulling Maria onto her table. "Stay with me, Maria Lewis!" She cried, shaking her girlfriend's body, but to no avail.

Meanwhile, John and Alex had jumped on top of Hercules and Lafayette, who were curled up in a ball on their chair. Peggy crawled up Angelica's body and onto her shoulders, while Angelica hauled herself onto the top of the piano, Peggy still sitting on top of her. Burr and Theo were acting like nothing was happening, and they were the only ones who noticed that Jefferson and Madison left the room, kindly locking the door behind them.

While Eliza was sobbing on the table, John shouted, "Help! Only a true heterosexual can save us! Burr! Theo! Say that the floor isn't lava anymore!"

Burr smirked and simply stated, "No."

Everybody else gasped, even Theo. Nobody was expecting Burr to be so pushy.

"Excusez-moi?" Lafayette screeched after a few moments of silence.

"Alright gays- I mean, guys, the floor is no longer heterosexuality." Theo declared.

Nobody moved. Alex informed her, "Burr also has to say it too, it isn't real emotion if only one out of the two heteros say it."

"Fine, the floor is no longer heterosexuality," Burr said, sighing, "but I only say that because Maria is... 'dead.'"

"Ahh," John, Alex, Herc, and Laf sighed together, letting out a long breath.

"Maria's still dead!" Eliza cried, bawling her eyes out.

After a few seconds of silence, Maria lifted her head.

"Oh, the good Lord sent me back!" Maria exclaimed, "There I was, at the pearly gates, and St. Peter SAID TO ME!" Maria pointed at herself as she said, "me." She continued her speech, "Oh, Maria! There are some fool friends who are lost without you!" Maria clutched her hand to her heart.

Eliza was very annoyed. She did that same thing to Maria many times when she was angry with her. Eliza would just pretend to lay down and die, and Maria always believed that she was dead, even if she knew it couldn't be possible.

"Did... uh... mm. Did you, did you just fake die from burning?" Eliza muttered.

Maria smirked and winked at the others, "Gotcha."

"Alright, okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got a taste of my own medicine. Yeah. I will never do that again, that did not feel good."

"Damn straight."

"None of us are straight," Lafayette mumbled from across the room, most likely unaware that Burr and Theo were there.

"It's a Christmas miracle!" Herc shouted between laughter.

Everybody looked out the window to see the hot sun beating down on the grass for the warm Summer day.

That day truly was a Christmas miracle.

Next Birthday: September 6th, Lafayette. (I promise that n the end of September and beginning of October there won't be a big gap between the fics. There's literally like, 3 birthdays in a bit over a week)