Me: Cooly! Guess what?
Cooly: What?
Me: We get to meet Gin this chapter!
Cooly: OMG YES! *Tackle-hugs me* Thank you!
Me: No sweat! Oh yeah, I remembered that I've been forgetting the disclaimer. *Clears throat* I do not on Bleach, although I hired Urahara to change that fact through various methods.
Cooly: You mean like falsifying documents and stealing files from Shonen Jump?
Me: I honestly don't know, all I know is that he charged me too much.
Somewhere in Los Noches…
Cooly: so Yami, what element is your Zanpakuto?
Me: Wind, hence the name.
Cooly: Oh, I see. You already know that Ryuujin Jakka is a fire type Zanpakuto, right?
Me: Yeah…How'd you get old man Yama to give you his Zanpakuto anyway?
Cooly:…He has a weakness for homemade chocolate chip cookies with peanut butter cups.
Me: Oh, so you bribed him.
Cooly: More or less.
Gin: HELLOOOOOOO!
Cooly: GIN!
Gin: COOLY!
Me: ME!
*Gin and Cooly turn to stare at me. I grin and shrug*
Me: So Gin, how have you been? OMG that rhymed!
Gin: I'm good! Aizen got me a big box of candy bars lately!
Cooly: I thought you were a little more hyper than usual…
Me: I don't mind! That makes him more fun! *To Gin* Race ya to the end of the corridor!
Gin: You're on!
Cooly: I think Yami's been eating sugar lately too…
Me: Well…there were these cookies that my mom made…and my mom makes really good cookies so I had a few…dozen. OMG A BUTTERFLY!
Gin: WHERE?
Me: THERE! *points*
Gin: IMMA GONNA CATCH IT!
Me: IMMA GONNA CATCH IT FIRST!
Gin: *tries to catch the butterfly with his bare hands*
Me: Ha! You won't catch it that way! *Takes out Zanpakuto* Shred, Aka-Kaze!
*A violent gust of wind blows in from nowhere and tosses the butterfly into my hands*
Gin: Oooh, it's a pretty green one!
Cooly: You should let it go now.
Me: M'kay! *Let's the butterfly go*
Gin: Oh, yeah! Aizen wanted me to take you to him!
Cooly: Lead the way!
Me: Yeah! I can't wait to see Aizen!
*we shunpo off*
Meanwhile, in the Main Hall…
Aizen: Hello, Ichigo. Is there something you want?
Ichigo: Eh, nothin' much. Souls Society just wanted me to tell you that they're sending you the bill for Toushiro's hospital fees.
Aizen: I really need to speak to those three about that when they get here…
Ichigo: Three? I thought it was just Gin and that other girl, Cooly.
Aizen: Oh no. Cooly's friend Yami got involved as well. She truly is strong…
Ichigo: *excited about the prospect of a strong opponent* How strong?
Aizen: Strong enough to defeat Kenpachi within 7 minutes.
Ichigo: I wanna fight her!
Aizen: Gin's bringing her. You'll get to do it then.
Ichigo: Yayz!
Me: Yayz! Next chapter is Aizen!
Cooly: But…doesn't that mean that next chapter will be the end of the story?
Me: Yeah, but I might do a sequel or something!
Cooly: M'kay!
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