"Welcome back to the eighth Mario Kart Grand Prix!" Lakitu waved. "So far we have Zelda in first, Pit in second and Luigi in third."
"While we have Marisa in fourth, Roxas, Sora, Rosalina, Viridi, Shy Guy, Mario, Daisy, Peach, Bowser, Sonic, Toad, Yoshi, Natsu, Samus, Gray, Reimu and Donkey Kong in last place." Palutena said.
"Indeed, the last race was quite interesting, can we show a replay of Marisa slamming into the Goomba Tower?" Lakiku asked.
The screen popped up, showing Marisa slamming into the Goomba Tower in slow motion. "Yep, that's gotta hurt." Lakitu chuckled.
Marisa had a tick mark on her forehead. "I want to use Master Spark on him so badly..." She muttered.
"But that's not all! Apparently, I thought Marisa or Roxas would win the last race, but a lightning bolt that Zelda had shocked everyone in front of her, including Marisa and Roxas." Lakitu said.
"Well, enough talk! Let's get this race started!" Palutena exclaimed.
"Oh yeah! Let the race...BEGIN!" He yelled, as the racers drove off.
"AND THEIR OFF!" Palutena yelled.
"Aww, I wanted to say that..." Lakitu muttered.
Luigi drifted a corner and threw a banana peel on the ground. "Later, Mario!" He waved and drove off, catching up to Roxas and Zelda.
"Oh that's what you think..." Mario said as he drifted, ran through an item box and threw a red shell, which of course hit his brother.
"OW!" Luigi yelled, watching his brother speeding past, as Mario looked back and playfully stuck his tongue out. "Not cool, bro." Luigi muttered as he chased after him.
"Time to activate it." Natsu said, as he boosted his way towards first place, burning anyone in his way.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" Gray yelled.
Marisa coughed out smoke and blinked a few times. "DAMNIT NATSU!"
"What's that smell?" Pit wondered as he looked behind to see his wings were on fire. "OH CRAP!" He yelled as he drove straight to the water and drove in, as Lakitu pulled him out. "Ah, much better."
"YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE DRESS!" Zelda yelled.
Natsu laughed as he deactivated the turbo boost. "See you guys later!" He waved and then noticed something at the corner of his eye, he looked up to see Rosalina driving on the wall and jumping off, landing in front of him.
"Later Dragon Boy!" Rosalina waved and drove off.
"Oh I don't think so..." Natsu muttered as he floored it to catch up to Rosalina.
Mario and Bowser were next to each other, giving each other a dirty look. "I am going to win this race, plumber." Bowser said.
Mario noticed something in the corner of his eye and smirked. "Not unless you pay attention to the road."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Bowser asked as he looked forward and then slammed into a Trolley Train.
"That's what I meant." Mario laughed and drove into his second lap.
"The racers just entered their second lap with Bowser in last place! He should pay attention to the road more." Palutena chuckled.
"Ha! Good one!" Lakitu smiled.
Luigi drove near Reimu and then gave her his death stare right at her. "What the hell?!" Reimu exclaimed as Luigi drove past. "That was creepy..."
Sonic drove past Luigi as Luigi tried to do the same, but Sonic just threw a green shell at him. "You are NOT Shadow the Hedgehog." He said as he drifted the corner.
Viridi picked up a blue shell and smirked. "Let's see how the Space Princess likes this." She said and threw it.
"TAKE THIS!" Natsu yelled, throwing a red shell at Rosalina.
"OW!" Rosalina yelled as Natsu sped past.
"Later, Space Pri-OH CRAP!" He yelled as the Blue Shell slammed right into him as Rosalina drove past him.
"KARMA!" Rosalina laughed and then drove off.
Marisa was way behind and noticed Bowser and Donkey Kong behind her. "Alright...let's do this." She smirked as she took out her Hakkero and put it on the back of her bike.
"Wait...is she doing what I THINK she's doing?" Lakitu asked.
"LOVE SIGN: MASTER SPARK!" Marisa yelled as she blasted off, leaving Bowser and Donkey Kong in the dust.
"What just happened?" Donkey Kong asked, coughing out smoke.
"It was bad enough that she uses it on me when we battle BUT RACING?! GAH! I CAN NEVER ESCAPE IT!" Bowser yelled.
Marisa deactivated the spell as she was right next to Rosalina. "Where the heck did you come from?" Rosalina asked, as Marisa showed her the Hakkero. "Ah."
"See you at the finish line." Marisa said, speeding up.
"Oh no you don't." Rosalina said, picking up speed as well.
"We're currently in our last lap and Marisa made another huge comeback!" Lakitu exclaimed.
"How come she didn't do that in Water Park?" Palutena wondered.
"Ah, probably because all of those twists and turns in that track, it'd be very hard to make those sharp turns." Lakitu replied.
"Ah." Palutena nodded in understanding.
Bowser drove over an item box and pulled out a Bullet Bill. "Oh yeah..." He smirked and used it, blasting past Peach, Yoshi and Roxas, as he turned back to normal. "In your FACE!" He yelled, as he turned and slammed into a wall.
"Whatever happened to eyes on the road?" Roxas asked him before speeding past.
"Shut up." Bowser muttered.
Daisy was behind Rosalina and Marisa as she began to pick up speed. "Here's what I think of this." She said as she used the mushroom and was between Rosalina and Marisa.
"Oh great..." Marisa said as she began to do a wheelie towards the finish line, as Daisy and Rosalina did the same.
"COMING THROOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!" Natsu yelled as he was using his nitro boost again and slammed into Rosalina.
"HEY!" Rosalina yelled.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Natsu ordered as he was still using the Nitro Boost...and unintentionally pushing Rosalina through the Finish Line, which got Natsu in second place.
"Uh..." Daisy and Marisa said as they both blinked a couple times.
"What just happened?" Daisy asked as they both crossed the Finish Line, as Daisy crossed it first because Marisa was losing speed thanks to Natsu's crazy move.
"I...uh...don't know WHAT just happened but Rosalina is in first, Natsu's in second and Daisy in third place!" Lakitu said.
"And we have Marisa in fourth, Reimi in fifth, Gray in sixth, Peach in seventh, Roxas in eighth, Samus in ninth, Pit in tenth, Viridi in eleventh, Sora in twelfth, Sonic in thirteenth, Yoshi in fourteenth, Mario in fifteenth, Luigi in sixteenth, Toad in eighteenth, Zelda in nineteenth, Donkey Kong in twentieth and Bowser in last place." Palutena said.
"Wasn't expecting Natsu to do that...but whatever, we'll see you next time at Twisted Mansion!" Lakitu waved.
This would've been up earlier, but Microsoft's, EA's, and Ubisoft's E3 Conferences distracted me. I'll have the next chapter of Touhou: Bowser's Inside Story after Sony's done with their conference.