A/N: Finally, for you VxD fans out there, we bring the yaoi chapter. Fanservice at your fingertips. This is the chapter to read if you've ever wondered just what the boys get up to in their sex lives (pun intended). We'll have you know that we risked life and limb to bring you this episode. (Dante couldn't get his guns in time, the weapons closet door jammed and we ducked Vergil's swing just in time. Hali still lost a few hairs.) Remember, people. There's a reason this is marked…oh, it's only T. I thought it was M…Maybe I should change it…

WARNINGS: Yaoi (that means guy on guy, people), twincest (this one should be obvious), umm…swearing…oh! citrus (of the lime sort. We're too chicken to do a lemon. This means there's some action of the yaoi sort, but nothing major.)

Episode 6

Vergil looked blank, as usual, while Dante looked miserable as he slouched in his seat. Also he was muttering to himself.

"You people are bastards…When I said you could ask questions, I didn't mean crap about our sex lives…Assholes…"

Vergil didn't blink at his brother's rantings. He was studying the papers in his hand, instead. Slowly, one eyebrow rose. "Damn," he quietly agreed.

He reached over and pulled his brother upright by his coat. "The sooner we start, the sooner we can get it over with."

Dante grumbled, but turned to the camera. "Alright, bitches. Who's first?"

Vergil cleared his throat. "From Hay Lin Rox, for Dante. 'Have you ever been in a threesome?'" He turned to look at Dante.

The younger twin colored slightly. "Er…no?"

Both of Vergil's eyebrows rose now. "Was that a question?"

Dante stared. "…No? I mean, uh, of course not." He focused on a spot off screen.

Vergil sat back in his seat with a 'whump' and snorted. "That's so convincing…Next. From Dhuaine. 'Vergil, are you a virgin?'" He trailed of, eyes slightly wide as he stared at the paper in astonishment.

Dante, on the other hand, was laughing hysterically, his earlier anger forgotten. So much so, in fact, that he fell out of his chair. On the floor, he continued laughing.

The elder tried to regain his composure. "After certain…questionable events…"

Dante just laughed harder.

"…No, I am not. Matter closed. Dante, get off of the floor; you don't know what's been there."

The younger devil hunter paused his laughing long enough to grin up at Vergil. "Yeah, I do…"

Vergil blinked, then sighed. "Never mind. Just…" He shook his head and moved a hand in the general direction of the questions before rubbing at his forehead.

Stubbornly staying on the floor, Dante reached for the questions. "Uh, for both of us, from Siren's Decay. 'Would both of you have a threesome with a girl together?'" Vergil sank lower in his seat as Dante's face took on a decidedly glazed look. "You mean like that one time at that one club?"

Suddenly, Vergil was sitting upright, looking in horror at his brother. "No! I mean, uh, no, not that time. Or any others!" He received a confused look.

"What are you babbling about, Verge?"

"Uh, nothing," Vergil said, leaning back slightly with a relieved expression. "To answer the question, it would take enough alcohol to inebriate a herd of bull elephants before that would happen. If ever."

Off to one side and out of Dante's sight, however, Vergil had his fingers crossed.

"…Right." Watching Vergil carefully, Dante reseated himself on the chair and lifted the questions again. "Uh…here's a few from L.B. for me…" He stopped talking, lips moving slightly as he read. As he did so, his face grew progressively redder.

Finally, his face a bright tomato red, he shoved the question sheets at Vergil. The older twin took them and Dante buried his face in his hands. "This is so embarrassing…" he muttered.

Vergil patted him absently on the head as his eyes scanned the paper for L.B.'s questions. "'Dante, have you ever fallen in love with a guy (that is not your brother)? Ok, I'll just say it outright. Dante are you gay and in love with your brother Vergil (he's hot too by the way)?'…I see what you mean, Dante."

"Sadistic bastards…" his brother said. Vergil nodded.

"Still, you agreed to answer the questions they sent in. So, are you going to answer or not?"

Dante sighed and lifted his head. He looked miserably at the camera. "I…uh…I…No?" He seemed to think a moment before going red and burying his face in his hands again. "I'm bi…not gay…" He went quiet and Vergil had to prod him a couple of times in the ribs to get him to continue.

The younger twin snarled, his embarrassment apparently turning to anger. "And yes! Fine? YES! Fuck you, world!" He sat back heavily in his chair, muttering to himself.

Vergil glanced down at the paper, looked over it and threw the paper over his shoulder. He stood and turned Dante's chair around to face him. Dante, still grumbling, didn't notice until his brother sat on his lap and forced his chin up. "Verge, wh—"

He was cut off by his brother's mouth covering his. Almost automatically, his hands came up to grasp at the back of Vergil's neck. Their teeth audibly clicked as they shifted to get a better angle.

—Considerably longer than a minute and a half later...—

"Uh, Verge, I don't have any—oh. Ohh…hey!"

"…What?"

"You were on top last time! It's my turn. Hand it over."

"…Fine. Spoilsport…"

"I didn't hear you complaining the last time."

"Yeah well, that was because I was...a bit…busy—would you get that buckle? I can't reach it."

"Hm? Noo…I don't think I will. It lets me do this…"

—Various appreciative *ahem* noises can be heard off camera, as the twins have moved out of sight. All that can be seen are the two chairs, one tipped over on its side, the sheets of questions lying on one skewed arm.—

Some time later, Vergil appeared. He righted the chair and glanced at the questions before setting them on one of the seats.

"Damn viewers," he muttered, turning to go. As he did so, though, he noticed the camera. "Huh. Oh, we must have forgotten to turn it off." He paused, coloring slightly as he remembered exactly why they'd forgotten about the camera. "I'll edit it before uploading it and no one will be the wiser."

His image tilted as he pulled the camera off of the tripod.

"Then again," he mused. "It'd serve Dante right for starting this damn thing…"

He turned it off.

A/N: O.M.G. …O.O We weren't planning on making it a lime, I swear. That was all the boys' fault. We swear. _'

Sorry it was short, but the boys were being uncooperative. See the beginning author's note.

On a different note, we actually cranked this thing out in less than a week. Be amazed. Also, we need more questions before we can write another yaoi chapter, which shouldn't be a problem, since we've got the next one planned for episode twelve.