Me: Hello, and welcome to another exciting chapter of Inuyasha Know Your Stars. Sesshoumaru, could you come here please.

Sesshoumaru: No, you have my brother near you.

Inuyasha: (scowls) And what is that supposed to mean?

Sesshoumaru: Simply that I don't want to be anywhere near you.

Me: (pouts) Please?

Sesshoumaru: Only if that pathetic half-breed leaves.

Me: Fine. Inuyasha, go away!

Inuyasha: Hey! That's not fair!

Me: (whispers to him) I'm give you an Inuyasha lollipop if you leave.

Inuyasha: Okay! (runs out)

Sesshoumaru: Pathetic half-breed

Me: I think he's cute.

Sesshoumaru: You make me sick! (starts to walk off)

Me: (grabs Sesshoumaru's arm) Hey buddy, I'm not through with you yet.

Sesshoumaru: (sighs) Fine, can we get this over with?

Me: Gladly. But first, this is a hobo guy. (points to guy in dirty rags) Hobo guy, will you please do the disclaimer?

Hobo Guy: (drunk) She dosern't own anyfing.

Me: Uh, thanks, on with the story.

Sesshoumaru sighed happily to himself as he walked off into the woods on his own. For once, he had managed to shake off that annoying Jaken and Rin as well. Rin had only gone because Sesshoumaru had asked her to keep an eye on Jaken. He didn't the stupid little green guy would really notice he was gone and even if he did, he would probably start freaking out or something. That's just the way Jaken was, always freaking out when Sesshoumaru wasn't around. He didn't really mind Rin all that much though. He thought loyal service to him was a fair price for her to pay for him saving her life.

Sesshoumaru sighed again as he made his way out into a clearing where he saw an old run down hut with the door missing. Yes, this was the same hut that Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo had all found themselves earlier that same day but unlike them, Sesshoumaru wasn't about to take any crap. He approached the hut with caution, pearing in the door as if he were expecting someone to jump out at him and attack but it never happened. Then his eyes landed on the stool and they grew wide. "No way!" he said for he swore that he saw the Tetsusaiga sitting there on the stool, just waiting for him to take it. He approached it cautiously, picked it up to examine it, and sat down. Instantly, the supposed sword vanished and a bright light hit him. "Hey! What is this?!"

Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars..." said the voice that would be all too familiar to the rest of us now.

"If you think you can lure me here by a false Tetsusaiga, you're mistaken," Sesshoumaru said, rather calmly. He tried to get up from the stool but then found that he couldn't move and so he sat there, glaring around the hut like he was about ready to pounce on somebody.

"Sesshoumaru...he likes to pick his nose and eat it," said the voice.

"Ewwwww, that's gross," Sesshoumaru replied. "Why on earth would I do that?!"

"I don't know, why don't you tell me, booger eater."

"I do not eat my boogers! That is just disgusting! You are a very disgusting man you know that?!"

"How do you know I'm a man?"

"You sound like one!"

"Riiiiiiight. Sesshoumaru...he wants to date Zac Efron from Disney's 'High School Musical'."

"Zac who?! And what on earth is 'High School Musical'? Or Disney for that matter?!"

"So you admit that you like guys then."

"What?! I did not admit that!"

"You said, 'Zac who?' You did not say, 'What?! I would never date a guy, that's gross!' So it's all on you man."

"Why I oughta..."

"You have to find me first."

"Oooooo, you make me so angry," Sesshoumaru said, rather calmly this time. He knew he was loosing his nerve and it wasn't like him to blow a fuse like that. So, he decided to try and remain calm.

"Sesshoumaru...he likes to eat fish eyes."

"I do not," Sesshoumaru replied, still calm.

"Did to," the voice argued.

"I am not going to argue with you," Sesshoumaru said, looking rather bored.

Sesshoumaru...he's a boring loser."

"I am not."

"Then way won't you argue with me?"

"Because I'm not going to argue with something as pathetic as a voice. You're even more pathetic than that half-breed!"

"Who? Inuyasha?" Sesshoumaru didn't say anything. "Sesshoumaru...he wants to take a bath with his brother and curl up to go night-night like good little doggies." Inuyasha came out at that moment.

"You do?" He looked rather disgusted. "That is sick Sesshoumaru! And it's really low! You'll try anything to get the Tetsusaiga!" Then he walked off but Sesshoumaru still didn't look phased.

"Sesshoumaru...the booger eating, Zac Efron, lover, who likes to eat fish eyes, and is a boring loser that just wants to bathe and curl up with his brother."

"Alright, that's it's, you're going down!" Sesshoumaru shouted, finally losing his nerve. He pulled out the Tensaiga.

"Now you know...Sesshoumaru." Before he knew what had hit him, Sesshoumaru was being blasted out of the hut and he landed flat on the ground, face first.

"Why you!" he cried, getting up and turning to go after the voice only to discover that the hut was no longer there. He couldn't have been more like Inuyasha than at that moment. He blew a major fuse and vowed to tear the voice to shreds if he ever found it again!

Me: Yea! You're still standing there!

Sesshoumaru: (smirks) Of course. I know you didn't mean all that stuff. But I have to say something.

Me: What's that?

Sesshoumaru: (evily) If you ever do anything like that to me again, I'll kill you! Do you understand?!

Me: (gulps) Yes sir!

Sesshoumaru: Good.

Inuyasha: (wanders back in) Can I come in now?

Sesshoumaru: Of course, you pathetic half-breed. I was just leaving. (starts to walk off)

Me: (cries after him) Wait! You forgot your Inuyasha lollipop!

Sesshoumaru: (without turning back) I don't want one of those disgusting things!

Me: (pouts) Fine. (hands lollipop to Inuyasha) Here, you can have this. I promised you one anyway.

Inuyasha: Goodie! Lollipop! Um, Taryn?

Me: Yes?

Inuyasha: Do all the people who review get a lollipop too?

Me: Oh yes, good thinking! An Inuyasha lollipop to everyone who reviews!

A/N: So what did you think of this chappie? It's a bit longer I know but that's because this is the first chappie that I hadn't pre-written before typing it up. The other five where all written down on paper when I typed them up. This one, I just made up off the top of my head as I went along. Please R&R. Next up, Jaken!