Dangerousgirl: Okay I am so sorry that it took this long to update. I have a good excuse though, my midterms have come up and I need to study.

Yami: You always study.

Dangerousgirl: I do not.

Yami: You spend 25 hours a week studying.

Dangerousgirl: ..... Anyway enough of this, on with the fic! By the way I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh

First Day: Evening

"Are you all right Yami?" asked Marik as he saw Yami coming down the stairs.

"Yeah, I'm alright, by the way, how come I don't have a lock on my door?" Yami asked.

"Oh that, well, Odion has a nasty way of getting people up so they tended to lock the door and barricade themselves inside their room which is also why everything in the room is attached by a chain." Marik answered taking a sip of water from his cup. Yami sweatdropped. "H.. how exactly does he wake people up?" he asked

"Don't worry, you'll find out soon enough shrimp." Odion said popping up behind Yami.

"I trust Marik has informed you of what exactly is to be expected in the long, hard, grueling, taxing, suffocating, makes you want to scream bloody murder months ahead?" Odion asked

"Not all in those words but yes he did." Yami answered.

"Good," Odion said "Then I shall see you bright and EARLY tomorrow morning." Odion turned and walked out.

"How early?" Yami asked Marik

Marik shrugged "Depends on his mood, but if I were you I'd get to sleep now. You have a long day ahead of you and you'll need all the sleep you can get. Good night." Marik got up from his chair and left.

"Good night." Yami answered

Next morning....

"Uh, Seto please be with me, I've always loved you." Yami said looking at the brunette who was embracing him in his arms. "I will always be with you Yami." Seto answered "I love you too." "Seto." Yami whispered, they embraced tightly, then Seto slowly raised up Yami's head, their heads got closer and closer, until they kissed. Yami was in heaven, they kept kissing until Yami realized that he couldn't breathe, he tried to get away from Seto but Seto was too strong, Yami was about to lose consciousness until he heard laughing, then he opened his eyes and saw Odion had a hand over his nose and mouth.

"MMMMhhhhhhh" Yami was moaning trying to get Odion to release his death grip, finally Odion let go, and Yami gasped for breath

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....." Odion was laughing hysterically, "You know in all my years of waking up people, thinking that they were going to die, you are the first person who was fantasizing about getting it on with a guy."

"That's not funny, I could have died." Yami muttered, and then he remembered, "...Odion has a nasty way of getting people up..."

"Whatever works," Odion said cheerfully "Now get dressed this is the first step on your way to becoming a stud."

"But it's 4:30 IN THE MORNING!" Yami yelled

"Yeah, I know I'm late, don't make it so obvious." Odion said pouting as he walked out.

"Aw man, I hope he's as good as Grandpa says he is." Yami thought as he dressed.

"Ahem" came a voice.

Yami turned "Oh Marik, it's you, uh what's up?"

"I'm here to take your before picture, remember?" Marik said holding up a camera.

"Oh yeah" Yami said

"I'm going to need you to take off you shirt and your sweatpants." Marik said

"What?" Yami said "But I..."

"There's nothing wrong, it's just procedure." Marik said cutting off Yami

"But what if other people see that picture?" Yami asked

"They will see this picture after you have your transformation, and plus you get the picture after this program is over." Marik answered

"Okay." Yami said, stripping off his shirt and sweatshirt.

Snap! The camera clicked as Marik took Yami's picture, "See that wasn't so bad now was it?" Marik asked.

"I guess not." Yami said still embarrassed. He got dressed quickly and went downstairs with Marik

"So, I guess you found out how Odion wakes up people?" Marik asked smiling at Yami.

"Yeah, I seriously thought I was going to die." Yami said.

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it," Marik said "Of course once you get used to it, Odion comes up with other ways of waking you up." Yami sweatdropped.

They stopped at the kitchen table to see Odion already sitting there with a broad grin on his face.

"So Yami" Odion said coyly

"Y..Yes?" Yami answered taking a drink of water that was placed in front of him after he and Marik sat down.

"Who's Seto?"

PPPPbbbbbffffffftttttttttt Yami spewed out all of the water that he consumed all over Marik and Odion.

"Oh, I'm so sorry it's just that Odion took me by surprise that's all." Yami said cringing as Marik merely raised an eyebrow and calmly started to dry himself off.

Odion wiped himself off quickly and said "Well? Who is he?"

"Nobody." Yami answered

"OH," Odion said not looking convinced "Then I guess you say I love you to just anybody, right?" Odion started laughing again when Yami's face started to turn a beet red.

Marik looked at Yami interestedly, "Isn't Seto a name of a guy?" he asked. "Uh, well, you see I..." Yami stuttered.

"Oh, give it up Yami." Odion said. "We know you like this guy and that's okay, no worries."

Yami calmed down. "Is this Seto guy the reason you came here?" Marik asked. Yami blushed "Y...yes." he whispered.

"I see." Marik said calmly, "Well, I better go prepare everything for your training." Marik got up and walked out.

"I wonder what's wrong with him?" Yami wondered out loud.

"Well, knowing my brother the way I do, it's possible that he's... nah, he couldn't be... could he?" Odion said out loud "He always makes sure that he never gets involved."

"Huh? What?" Yami asked bewildered.

"Nothing, but if I'm right, then the next few months are going to be very interesting." Odion said, "Now Yami, if you will please go meet Marik outside and he will explain what you will be doing before the torture commences."
Yami sweatdropped, as he walked outside listening to Odion's maniacal laugh.

"I wonder what I'll be doing?" Yami thought

"These are the courses that you'll be doing." Marik said suddenly appearing beside Yami.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Yami yelled as he jumped ten feet into the air "Don't sneak up on me like that! You could have given me a heart attack!"

"Sorry, didn't think you scared that easily." Marik said.

"So, what exactly will I be doing?" Yami asked.

"First, we need you to build up muscle, you're just way to scrawny, so we will have you run first, and you'll keep running until breakfast which is at 8:30, then at breakfast, since you're underweight you will need to eat a lot of protein and carbohydrates, but we will make to where you'll will only gain weight in muscle, never in fat, after breakfast you will be in the weight room, and you'll lift weights for about four hours, then you'll eat a light lunch, then after that we'll put you in the rigorous training that they usually have for the army, you'll do that for three hours, and after that you'll start training in martial arts for about three to four hours, then dinner, after that you'll go into some special classes where we will change your personality so you aren't treated as a punching bag ever again, then you go to sleep and depending on Odion, you'll get a few hours of sleep." Marik said reading off of the list to Yami.

"Uh, this is going to be very hard," Yami said "How am I going to be able run for three and a half hours? And courses that they have in the army? Much less lift weights and martial arts for seven hours."

Marik raised an eyebrow "That's why we have Odion, he comes up with motivations."

Yami sweatdropped "Like what?"

"Like this my dear boy!" a voice called out

Yami turned around and saw Odion next to the cages that were holding the pit bulls, "You're joking right? You wouldn't actually set the dogs on me, right Odion?" Yami asked, but then he thought, "Yeah right as if, remember he set the dogs on you when you first arrived? Oh shit! Then that means that I have to start running!" Yami saw Odion's hand on the latch "OH, SSSHHHIIITTTTT!" Yami screamed as he started running.

"GO! MY PRECIOUS BABIES, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Odion yelled out as he let the pit bulls loose. "MAKE SURE YOU GO AROUND THE TRACK YAMI OR ELSE THE DOGS WILL REALLY GET YOU!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.........."

Marik sweatdropped "I wonder if this Seto person really is worth all pain?"

Meanwhile....

"Hey, Seto it's that guy on the phone for you again, that mutt." Mokuba said laughing at same horrified face that Seto produced every time Mokuba announced that Joey was on the phone.

"Again! Why does he keep calling me?" Seto said

"I don't know, but why do you keep answering the phone?" Mokuba asked

"It's not what you're thinking." Seto said reaching for the phone.

"Suuuuurrrrrreee it is." Mokuba sang out as he skipped away.

Seto shook his head "Note to self, get rid of all his yaoi movies." "Kaiba." He said sharply on the phone

"Man, is that how you always answer the phone?" a familiar voice rang out.

"What do you want mutt?" Seto said typing away on his laptop

"Well I was just wondering if you had any plans tonight." Joey said

"Plans? No, I'm just finishing up on some paperwork." Seto said

"Great, well if you want, me and some of my friends are going the fair and we were wondering if you wanted to come with us." Joey said.

"Listen mutt, why are you trying to be so nice to me?" Seto asked "Last time I checked you hated my guts and you were always trying to pick fights with me."

"Well, um that is, well because it's just that I really don't hate you Seto." Joey said "In fact I really like you, and I'm just wondering if you feel the same way."

"....."

Back in Egypt.....

"Wow Yami, you actually lasted the whole three and a half hours." Marik commented as Yami collapsed in front of him. "I guess it just takes the right motivation for you."

"If I had stopped those dogs would have eaten me." Yami gasped out "Do you see those things, they looked like half starved wild beast."

"Actually, they're quite lovable, had you stopped they would have only bounced around you licking you, but you don't need to know that." Marik thought

"Well, now that that's over with come along, you need breakfast." Marik said turning on his heel and walking toward the building.

Yami got up and walked after him, Odion was too busy putting the dogs away.

"Here you go, you need to eat plenty bread, cereal, grains, cheese, eggs and vegetables." Marik said pointing at the piles of food on the table.

"I have to eat all of this?" Yami asked

"No, just a little of everything, not too much or you'll throw it up during the next seven hours." Marik said.

Yami sat down and started eating slowly.

An uncomfortable silence filled the room. Yami looked up and saw Marik staring at him. "Uh, what is he looking at? Is there something on my face or is he just thinking how badly I need this makeover, can't say I blame him but he doesn't have to stare." Yami blushed and kept his head down.

"When I first saw him, I thought he was in desperate need of this makeover, but now that I look closely at him, he really is handsome, he's just a little rough around the edges but nothing that can't be fixed, I can tell by his eyes that he's been pushed around and beaten up on a lot. He's very kind and he doesn't look as if he has ever said a mean word against anybody, it's his eyes, they are definitely the windows to his soul, speaking of his eyes they are really captivating if he looks you straight in the eye, which he hardly ever does, he just keeps his head down a lot, which is what he's doing right now. Wait. Is he blushing? Why is he blushing? Well, he does look very cute when he blushes, ah, what am I saying? I can't get involved, can I? I mean, I have never gotten involved with any of our previous clients before, so why now? Maybe because he's somewhat like me? No, I just can't get involved, that's crazy, but he does look cute, I guess it can't hurt to just look but don't touch." Marik thought as he continued to stare at Yami.

Yami couldn't bear it any longer so he sped up his eating and finally said to Marik "I'm done." Marik nodded "Then come along with me to the weight room." They both got up and Yami followed Marik into a room filled with weights.

"How is Odion going to motivate me in here?" Yami asked "He can't set the dogs on me in here."

"You're right Yami," Odion said coming up behind them "Which is why I went to great pains to going through you're personal belongings to come up with THIS!" Odion whipped out a picture.

"W...What is that?" Yami asked

"THIS MY DEAR BOY IS THE REASON WHY YOU CAME TO THIS PROGRAM!" Odion shouted happily as he waved the picture around. "IS THIS NOT THE GREAT SETO!?"

"WHAT! WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT!?" Yami yelled as he tried to snatch the picture back from Odion.

Odion held the picture high in the air talking as Yami was jumping all around him "I found it under your pillow."

"Let me see Odion," Marik said holding out his hand

"Here you go, that Seto guy is really good looking." Odion commented as he handed over the picture

Marik looked at the picture, in it he saw a really handsome guy sitting at a desk reading a book, and he could tell the guy had really blue eyes and perfect skin. He couldn't help but feel jealous of the person in the picture.

"Well now that I have your motivation Yami, how about we get started." Odion said smiling

"What are you going to do!?" Yami cried out

"Simple." Odion said Yami and Marik watched as Odion poked a hole in the picture at the top; he tied a piece of long string around it and tied the other end to a weight. He then hanged the picture over a non lighted candle.

"I don't understand." Yami said.

"It's simple Yami," Odion said "I'm going to light the candle, and you have to start lifting the weight, if you hold the weight up to long, then the fire will start burning the picture, so you have to bring the weight down if you don't want to burn the picture. Aren't I a genius?"

"GENIUS????!!!!!" Yami shrieked, "THAT'S MY PICTURE!!!!!"

"Well, if you want it back then I suggest that you build up your muscles very quickly before the end of the program, or else there won't be a picture of your Seto left at all." Odion said smirking.

"FINE!" Yami yelled, he got on the bench press and started to lift the weight, "OOF!" Yami thought "Man, this is a lot heavier than I thought, but I'll lift all of these weights, if I can save Seto!"

Yami continued to lift the weights while Odion and Marik looked on.

"Odion," Marik muttered "You added more weights than what he was supposed to start out with, didn't you?"

"HEHEHEHE...." was the only response Marik got.

FOUR HOURS LATER......

"Very good Yami." Odion commented "See, you can be very strong if you put your mind to it and look! The picture doesn't even have a singe on it."

"You mean when you have the right object to threaten him with." Marik corrected Odion

"Whatever works." Odion said solemnly

"Can... I... have...my...picture....back?" Yami managed to heave when he got off of the bench.

"MMMMmmmmm.... Nah!" Odion said "I'll hold onto this picture until you don't need it for motivation anymore."

"Next, are your courses like they have in the army." Marik said holding onto the schedule.

Dangerousgirl: Okay, I am absolutely going to stop there. I have like nine pages typed up and that is a lot more than I have ever typed! I mean my term papers are only five pages and that's if I'm really desperate!

Yami: Whatever, you just don't want to type anymore

Dangerousgirl: Well duh, I want reviews before I go any further

Yami: By the way you know your reviewers are going to comment about Seto's point of view. Couldn't you at least put in his response?

Dangerousgirl: NOPE! HEHEHEHEHEE that's the whole idea, I'll be putting in Seto's point of view during the chapters that Yami is gone, but I won't put in his responses to Joey. That's right responses as in plural, meaning there are a few questions that Joey will be asking the sexy Seto before Yami comes back! Everybody will find out when Yami comes back.

Yami: You can't do that!

Dangerousgirl: I sure as hell can! I am the all powerful and all knowing authoress and whatever I say goes! So everybody if you will be so kind as to give me a review I will greatly appreciate it. OR YOU GET NO MORE! just kidding

Yami: I think they can still read this.

Dangerousgirl: shut up