Chapter 5: The first Evil Ex
(Disclaimer! I own nothing of SVTFOE or Scott Pilgrim!)
Marco and Star were outside of her apartment.
"Wow that was a crazy night," said Star, "Sorry for all the laser blasts from my wand."
"Don't worry about that," said Marco, "Its just something I gotta get use to."
Star smiled.
"You seem like an alright guy Marco," said Star, "Not like the other guys that I've seen."
"Oh, my friends are doing a show tonight," said Marco, "Do you wanna come."
"Sure," said Star, "Gotta head to work, but first…."
She wrote a number on his hat.
"Call or text sometime, k?" she asked.
"Sure," said Marco blushing.
"See you at the show Marco Diaz," said Star.
"Oh hey its tonight, at the M….."
(The Moonlight: Funfact, this place is a toilet)
"Star, hey!" said Marco.
"This is a cool place," said Star.
Marco couldn't think of what to say next.
"Pardon my brother," said Pam, "Hi, my name's Pam."
"Hello," said Star, "My name's Star Butterfly."
"This is his roommate Ed," said Pam, "That's my boyfriend David."
"Hey…." Said Ed.
"Oh and that's Janna," said Pam.
"Hey!" she said. She jumped at Marco and kissed him.
"So… do you like?" she asked.
"I…" said Marco.
Everyone started staring at each other and then him.
"Have to go…." He said as he left.
He went backstage and brought the amps over to Alfonzo and Ferguson.
"Thanks man, but…. You might not wanna be back here," said Ferguson.
Alfonzo was freaking out about their competition.
"Stop freaking out," said Kelly, "You'll be fine once we hit the stage."
"We were just on there for a soundcheck and he hated us!" said Alfonzo.
"Will you calm down?" asked Marco, "You're just nervous. People here think you're awesome."
He looked up and saw Janna with Star and Pam.
Another band went on to the stage.
"Are these guy awesome or are they lame?" asked Ed to David.
"They haven't even begun to play yet," said David, "So I'm not sure."
"Good evening," said the guitarist, "My name's Blake, and these are my boys."
"Is that girl a boy too?" asked Ed who was obviously drunk.
"Yes," said Blake.
The drummer flipped off Ed.
Kelly was surprised.
"They have a GIRL DRUMMER?!" she asked.
"This song is called 'I am so Emo, so very, very Emo'," said Blake, "And it goes a little something like this."
The drummer counted down and they started playing….. for a few seconds.
"Thank you," said Blake.
"Its not a race dumbasses," said Ed.
"Alright this next song goes out to the guy who keeps shouting from the balcony," said Blake, "Its called 'You're a Asshat. Please shut up'."
"Awesome!" said Ed.
They played their next song.
Alfonzo was flipping out because he thought they were better than his band.
Star was in the bathroom washing her hands.
"So how do you know Marco?" asked Pam.
"He's a friend," said Star.
"Its hard for me to keep up since he has so much friends," said Pam.
They went back to the stage and saw the audience was knocked out for a little bit.
"They must've been that hardcore," said Star.
"So, Janna, how do you know Marco?" asked Pam.
"Well…." Said Janna.
"Oh no," said Marco.
He smacked Alfonzo hard.
"Get out there and play now and loud!" he said.
"Ok," said Alfonzo.
"I was on the bus with my parents and then there…." Said Janna.
She was the band go on.
"OH MY GOSH!" she said, "They're on!"
"This band is from Echo Creek and…. Yeah," said the announcer, "Give it up for Echoplex."
"I HEART YOU ECHOPLEX!" screamed Janna.
"Ready guys?" asked Alfonzo.
"WE ARE ECHOPLEX!" counted down Kelly, "1, 2, 3, 4!"
They started to play their song.
Hooked on a feeling by Blue Sweede
(All rights go to the musicians and creator of the song!)
Alfonzo: I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me
When you hold me
In your arms so tight
You let me know
Everything's all right
I, I'm hooked on a feeling
I'm high on believing
That you're in love with me
Lips are sweet as candy
It's taste stays on my mind
Girl you got me thirsty
For another cup of…
Someone came crashing down the walls.
"MR DIAZ!" he said.
It was a minotaur humanoid man.
"It is I, Emmitt Stones!" he said, "Consider our fight begun!"
He charged at him.
TO BE CONTINUED…