(A/N: Get ready for some Rated M)
The Doctor was soakin in the drain and the groupies pulled him inside the car. They quackly told him that the Mastee was in the Master bedtomb and that he had had gotten home in the middle of the theft. "We have to use the tardis and go back and get that mother fucking device." He ranted.
"Your right, why dint I think of that" Amy was a female and all women think they are butter then men, unfortnately they are almost always wong even when they are right.
"Err one to the tardy!" Mickey battle cryed and they stampeeded inside and let the Doc to his throne where he set them back in time. And there they wasnt, approx three hours ago before the now now time. They was in the past and Jack had the rope in his nads and was to lasso. Only thus time the Doctor Tenneant was there.
"OK I am going to go in." Tenth was brave and they all hugged him just in case... U never no wat could happen.. And he was up the pope and in the bedroom. He tiptapped over to the bed and grabbed the deminsin device and tassled it out the widow to his besties.
But they had all forgettin that the Master was also a rime trevelee and had no idea wat he was potting. Footsteps were sending thru the door and the Doctor hid behind the widow curtains.
The Master come rattlin thru tha door with his frands the Dalek, The Tocaphone and a Cyberman and they were all drunk as F $K.
The Tenth Doctor was bout to confrut them cause of his doner, Ryan, but he hurd something that chained his mind. "Oh ya show me wat ya got, Cyberpan!" Master was submitting and everthang in that bed was rated R. Tennent dared to peek round the blankee curtins with his virgin eyes and saw the unexpelled.
The Dalek was butterin up the Cyberman by sticking it's egg beater in tha cyberman's eye socket (a vary sexual move in the alien word) and it was a full blast orgy in the making.
"Holy fuck no!" Doctor yellow and they all new he was there. Bars dropped in font of the window and he was tap. "RUN!" He yelled to his homies and they outtie.
The baddies were pudding their clothes back on and he was thankfilled. "So now we got you and your lil baby t oo!" Dalek was evil. It eyes him with its blue eye.
"Take me to my dauter!" Tennent squeled and the foursome shook there heads. "Wat" he was confuzzled.
"Why wood we take yall to the same place your dau ghter is we aint that dum dum." Toclaphoney pullied out it's needle guns. He looked kinda like a blow fish with that shit gone on.
"We gots butter pans for you." Cyberman laffed with the baggies and they escorded Tenth Doc to the west wing of the mansion where somethang evil was waiting for ham. Tennet got more scarred as the closer the got.
Dalek nobbed on the door with it's egg beater and then used it's plinger to open the door. "Arf you busy" It asked the mystory persian. But she let them in and the Doctor could not beleaf who it was. The secret evil mastermind was none otter than his ex-companin and ex controllin girly friend Rose Tayler.
"Have a blast!" Master sapped him on the back and then he was left alone with the Rose...
Will the Doctor be OK? Find off next time.
(A/N: Did yall like my first Rated M scene for the new fic? I went far with it huh )