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The Eye of The Storm

Roger silently sat back down, but by the look on his face everyone knew he was screaming on the inside.

"Hey Roger?" Mark cautiously approached the fuming revel, "Rog why don't we go talk to Dumbledore about this. He can explain and make everything right, okay?'

"It's fine Mark." Roger said quietly, his face slowly returning to its normal color.

"No it's not! She has no right to barge in here and treat you like that!" Mimi walked over to Roger and sat on the arm of his chair.

"Meems, I know you mean well but really it's fine. I don't want to cause any problems. I'm sure she'll calm down soon enough and I just want things to be normal. I mean her reaction makes since doesn't it? How else would you react if you found out that you were at the same place as your living ex boyfriend while you are dead?" Roger rubbed his hands back and forth on his head like he was trying to convince himself of what he was saying.

"Um Professor Davis?" Ron timidly asked. Roger looked at him with a blank expression that Ron took as a go ahead, " Professor you teach at a school filled with pubescent wizards and witches. Things will never be normal." Then slowly a grin broke out on Roger's face. Even more surprising was that he began to laugh.

"We sure are in for one heck of a year aren't we?" He asked as his laughter faded. The others nodded. Desperate to change the subject Mark tried to strike up a conversation with Ron.

"So what is your wildest story about this place?" he asked

"Ha, um well there have been so many. It's hard to pick."

"Okay then, your favorite story."

Ron thought for a moment then answered,

" I would have to say that it was our first year. The story takes place over the entire year, but my favorite part was at the end. Harry, Hermione, and I were trying to get the Sorcerer's Stone before Snape got it. We had to get past a 3 headed dog, Devil's Snare, and Wizards Chess. Now I loved the Wizards Chess part. One because I'm brilliant at it and two I got to do something honorable to help save the school. Even though it was bloody painful it was worth it."

There was silence, well except for slurping coming from Harry who was finishing a butterbeer. But the teachers were in shock. Some of the thoughts that were going through their heads were, "What the hell did we get ourselves into?" "Lie! That couldn't have happened." and, "Mimi looks so hot!" Collins was the first to speak up,

"Well if that's just a part of one of the many stories that have happened, then we have a lot to catch up on!"

A small scream escaped Mark as he looked at his watch, "Oh NO! I'm missing my soap!" He quickly fled into another room.

"He can't miss his soap. If he does there's hell to pay," explained Maureen to the confused wizards, " For instance, once when Marky and I were dating he ran out of the room right in the middle of our hanky panky!"

"OKAY! I do NOT want to hear this!" Joanne held up her hands in defense.

"Don't worry, none of us want to either." Roger mumbled. As soon as Maureen had started to talk he knew what was coming. During that little snid-bit he had been concentrating on keeping her voice out of his head. He failed.

Suddenly another Mark scream was heard. Followed by, " No! Raul don't leave Candy! She loves you even though your evil twin tried to kill her step sister who is a transvestite!"

"That's what she said!" Ron yelled thinking that is was a moment where you could use that saying. The others just shook there heads.

"Wow." A stunned Harry stood up, "I think that that's about as much as I can handle for one day. I'm gong to head back to the Common Room. Ron you coming?"

"Yeah okay. So we will see you tomorrow in class then?" Ron stood up and headed towards the door.

"BYE FOUR EYES AND CARROT TOP!" screamed Maureen.

"Excuse her. Yes, we will see you tomorrow." Mimi tried to cover for Maureen as Joanne tried to calm her down. The boys nodded and left towards the Common Room.

"So my 'That's what she said' didn't work did it?" Ron sadly asked.

"Not even in the slightest." Harry laughed and patted Ron on the back as they rounded the corner.

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"Okay we are going to give Maureen a limit on butterbeer." Roger said after Maureen and Joanne had left to go get some sleep.

" Agreed." Laughed Mimi as she got comfortable in Roger's arms.

Collins was passed out in a chair due to the amount of butterbeer and vodka he had consumed that day. Angel was in the kitchen cleaning up. Mark had fallen asleep during his soap. Mimi and Roger continued their conversation,

"You know I think I'm going to like it here. I mean there's always food and the students seem nice. I just hope you'll be able to deal with it." Roger's arms tightened around Mimi after she showed her concern.

"Don't worry babe. We'll get through this. We've gone through worse. As long as I have you, I can deal with April." Roger murmured with a kiss on her cheek.

"You sir are too tired for this kind of talk," Mimi crawled out of his arms and stood next to him, "Come on, let's go kick Mark out of our room and go to sleep." She pulled at his arm. Roger stumbled off the couch.

"Mmmk, but I'm…I…" Roger stifled a yawn, "I'm not tired."

"Whatever you say Roger." Mimi smiled as she pulled Roger towards the room.

A few moments later Mark stumbled out. He barely made it to the ratty couch before collapsing back into his REM cycle.

Angel smiled as she surveyed the room. She could feel that everything was going to be okay. She silently walked into the room she and Collins shared and got ready for bed. While she was changing she didn't notice the dark bruise that was forming on her leg. She coughed a few times as she climbed into bed and soon fell asleep.

So how did you like it? I'm not a fan of this chapter its kind of off. Like I missed something. Please give me feed back so that the next chapter will be better.