So Ashley had gone and gotten herself kidnapped. She was the classic damsel in distress. So Brendon and I had to go save her, and she could be in Goldenrod for all we knew. Hopefully team Magma hadn't taken her too far out into Ilex, or we might never find her. It is a big forest, though, so we could be in there for a long time.

"That Ilex forest is big, Blaze. We better stock up on supplies in case we get stuck or lost. Until now, I've been going on instinctual directions, too, so we better get a few maps."

I nodded, agreeing that it was a good Idea to have a map, plus a few to back us up in case they get destroyed or lost. So we went to the mart to buy food, potions, full heals and like 3 maps, plus a few Pokeballs and a couple great balls. We went to the Pokemon center to heal up, just in case any of our party was injured or tired. So we headed out, into the deep, dark Ilex forest. There was some sunlight poking through the trees, and it smelled like wood and had on oddly pleasing scent in addition to the wood.

"ASHLEY? ASHLEY CAN YOU HEAR ME?" Silence. Utter, dark silence. It was cold, and we couldn't see very far past some of the trees. So Brendon took up a big, thick stick, lined it with some cloth he had in his backpack, and covered it in bug spray.

"Blaze, use ember on it, It'll set it on fire and give a torch to keep it lit up in here."

So I set it on fire, and the whole forest seemed to light up, even though it only lit up like .01 percent of the entire forest, but it still helped a lot. So we started walking, and I hear the worst word I would want to hear…ever, especially in a situation like this.

"Uh-oh." Well, not really a word. I don't really know what that would be called…anyhoo, it was not a good thing to hear in a big, foreboding forest.

"Uh, blaze, I think we're lost."

I facepalmed, and then started going frantic. I ran around, and around and around, and then got dizzy.

"Mismagius, use dark pulse."

That dark pulse hit me like a ton O' bricks, really hard. As if I wasn't dizzy enough already. Then a woman in tight seductive blue clothing came out, with flowing red hair and an attractive face to boot.

"Well, well. Looks like we've got a boy and his pokemon. How cute. I'm Team Aqua Executive Shelly. I just finished kicking those weak Team Magma grunts' asses, and they had a cute little girl with them, about your age. She your girlfriend?"

If Brendon spills the beans about her being his girlfriend, then Ashley's done for! I bet this Team Aqua is even more ruthless and efficient than Team Magma!

"No. Now go away, before Blaze and Spinarak kick your ass."

"Tough talk for a kid. You are pretty big for your age though, aren't you? You work out a lot?"

"Maybe. What's it to you? You're an important executive, with important duties, and I'm just some punk kid. Why don't you just get out of here, and leave me alone."

"Fine, kid, but let me get your name. I can tell you're a skilled trainer, and could really be an asset for Team Aqua one day."

"NO."

"Oh, too bad. I already know your name. Your girlfriend told me everything, before we killed her."

Shock and awe ran across Brendon's face. He then recomposed himself.

"You didn't kill her. You may be a ruthless gang of criminals, but you would never kill anyone. Kidnap and rape, maybe, but never kill."

"Bingo, Brendon. I let my grunts have a little fun with her before we left out there. Here are her pokemon, you can give 'em to her, if you can find her."

I could see the unbelievable rage boiling on Brendon's face. Who can blame him, they raped his girlfriend. Maybe not Shelly herself, but she gave the clearance to her grunts.

"Later, loverboy."

She skipped away, nonchalantly, not even phased by all the horrible things she must have done. I gotta hand it to her, she made a great criminal.

"Those…those…those sons of bitches! How dare they rape MY girlfriend! I haven't even gotten to second base with her!"

Wait, what? Did I just hear him correctly? He's just jealous of those guys? Because they had their eay with his girlfriend, and he can't get to second base? Oh, Jesus, even I know that's wrong. So I scratched him across the face, and punched him in the pack of the head.

"Ow, Blaze, what the hell? What did I do?" So, I explained it to him to the best of my ability without being able to speak English, and he managed to get the gist of it.

"Oh, I see. You're mad because my motive for being angry isn't what it should be. Yeah, sorry." He offered me a smile and thumbs up, before we continued on.

"Oh! I see where we are now! Ok, here's the way." So, we continued on, in search of Ashley, and had no luck. Eventually, Brendon was willing to believe what Shelly had first said was true…she very well could have been dead, and confirmed that she wasn't to give us false hope. So I punched him in the back of the head again.

"You're right, Blaze, I'm sorry. We'll find her if it takes all…time of day! I can't tell in this forest. Oh well."

We started walking more, calling her name, until we noticed something. It was Ashley's sweater! It was all torn and stained, and I didn't really want to think about why. So, I told him to let out Diamond, and let her sniff the jacket to get Ashley's scent.

"Huh? Where am I? It's dark and scary here!"

"Diamond, Diamond, Ashley got kidnapped, and we need you to sniff her jacket and get her scent to find her for us. She'll be in a bad way when we find her, so we have to hurry."

"OH! Ok, here goes nothing!"

She sniffed around it a little bit and got the scent.

"I got it! Follow me!" We ran after Diamond, who was very excited to finally see Ashley, who wasn't in a bad way, necessarily…at least, not for Brendon. She was tied up and stark naked. She was unconscious, so Brendon started taking off his pants and reaching into his wallet. I once again punched him on the back of the head.

"Oh, yeah. Better untie her first." I punched him again.

"Ok, ok, no sex. I was going to use a condom, jeez…oh, there's good news, they used condoms too. At least she's not pregnant or has an STD now. " He shook her to wake her up, and she slowly opened her eyes to look at him. Realizing she was untied, she jumped up and gave him a hug.

"OH, Brendon!" A smile flashed across Brendon's face, and he chuckled, and hopefully you know why.

Also realizing she was naked, she gave Brendon an offer. And I once again hope you know what that offer is. Let's take a break from the world of this story to the world of the author. I'm a 14 year old boy, and I luckily rated this T. That way, I can say they had sex, just not describe it. And I'm a 14 year old boy, so sex is the only thing on my mind right now, so I am going to have them have sex. Alright, back to the story.

So Brendon asked us to go set up camp while he had sex, or, as I like to call it, sweet heighna-cleighna-bang-bang music. Unfortunately, that meant working with the constant sound of moaning in the background, we set up camp fast, so I was able to drown it out by getting to second base with Krystal.

Well, we still got the rest of the forest to get through before we can even think about getting to Goldenrod, yippee. Who knows what might happen?