Me: Sorry, my updates have been so slow i've been really busy with school and junk like that and to answer a question someone asked me i'm all the way caught up with the manga
Lucy: Oh God, she's talking to herself again
Me: Since Lucy is being so rude she can have the first dare, Mira will you like to ask it?
Mira: Oh sure, Lucy the Dare is to strip down to your underwear while taking a bath in a freezing cold bath.
Gray: That doesn't sound so bad
Lucy: Maybe for you but I hate the cold
Gray: Ouch that hurts
Me: WILL YOU TO SHUT UP!
Natsu: Wow your in a good mood today
Me: I'm sorry, my mom took away my iPod because I have such a mean history teacher and she won't grade my papers * she begins to cry historically * All I want to do is listen to music. WWAAAHHH!
Happy: It's okay, here have a fish. It always make me feel better * Holds out ugly fish *
Me: Really? *sniff* You would give me your fish
Happy: Aye sir!
Me: See Happy loves me!
Natsu: Kiss up
Mira: Now that Dragon's feeling better, Lucy it's time for your bath
Lucy: Why me! * begins running around trying to escape the room *
Erza: Lucy! You will stop acting like a baby and bathe in that water * knocks Lucy out and drags her into the bathroom *
Lucy: KYAA! STOP IT ERZA!
Me: While their busy we can do another dare * turns to a bored Yukino and Sting* this's one for you two
Sting: What! Seriously we finally get to do something
Yukino: Finally, I was beginning to get bored. So what is it?
Mira: Oh nothing much you two just have to kiss while Dragon and I videotape * innocently holds up a dozen camera's *
Yukino and Sting: What! * blushes beet red *
Yukino: W-why us
Me: It was either that or more scary movies. I got a really good one. Have you heard of the new movie 'The Forest' It's really good
Levy: They'll kiss! I'm not letting you two watch anymore movies like that
Natsu: Awe I was hoping to see what's so bad with the movies she picked, since we missed the last one
Gajeel: Gihi I liked them too. Shrimp wouldn't let go of my arm the whole time
Levy: * blushes* I did not. You just happened to be the biggest and closest thing next to me
Me: Sure he was, but if my memory is right Pantherlily was in your lap eating kiwi
Levy: I didn't notice
Me: Enough distracting me, now on with the kissy faces. Sting, Yukino
Yukino: I don't mind it, how about you Sting-sama * looks around * Sting-sama?
Mira: It seems he doesn't want to kiss you, Yukino
Yukino: Oh?
Me: Why do you sound so sad
Yukino: N-no reason
Mira: Oh really? I thought you were sad because you don't get to kiss Sting?
Yukino: W-what no!
Me:*sighs* since we can't find Sting you all have to get drunk again and watch Crimson Peak and The Forest.
Levy: What! NOOOOOOO! I don't want to
Me: To bad, your in my world so it's my rules. NOW DRINK THE BOOZE!
Cana: Yes ma'am *begins to drink bottle after bottle of alcohol* Woo Party!
Fairy Tail girls: Fine *All begin to drink*
Juvia: Gray-sama
Gray:AAAAAAHHHHHH! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! *runs from a drunk Juvia*
Erza: You will all bow down to my mightiness! *Points multiple swords at jellal, Droy, Jet, Macao, and Wakaba*
Jellal, Droy, Jet, Macao, and Wakaba: SAVE US!
Me: Sorry for such a short chapter *dodges table* schools been keeping me busy.
Mira: Bye
Me: Oh one more thing, i've been thinking of doing a Gravity Falls story. Tell me in the comments if that's a good idea
*A table comes flying towards Dragon and hits her, successfully knocking her out*
Dragon's little sister: Bye people *turns to Fairy Tail* Since my sister is knocked out you can escape
Fairy Tail: *runs to exit* FREEDOM!