Tying Up Lauren

AN/ I'm Insulted! No one reviewed. You didn't miss me? (Has long crying rant) Ok then, be that way! I'm gonna make this as short as possible! You people must be punished!! Mwahahahahahhahahha!

Disclaimer: Jasper: I think V is here again.

Alice: How can you tell?

Jasper: I'm picking up on a lot of anger and insanity.

Alice: Are you sure Its V? It could just be Edward.

Edward: I HEARD THAT!

Alice: You were supposed to!

V: Runs in) OH! You are so MEAN jasper! That's it! Come on Alice lets go shopping!

Alice: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Jasper: NOOOOOOOOOO! What are you plotting?

V: Just because I don't own you doesn't mean I Cant torture you!

Kylie's Pov

We were finally at Lauren's house. Again. So we snuck in through the window silently. Then we ran into the living room yet again adjusting to our spy poses!

I hit my head on the coffee table again.

It hurt.

We surveyed the room. No one was in it. Sam and I snuck silently toward Lauren's room, while Daytona kept an eye out for visitors. Well, more like other people. Who would ever go to Lauren's house?

Sam and I found Lauren asleep. Why they were always asleep only god knows. And I didn't have time to ask.

I did my evil snort/ laugh thing.

"Mwahhahah snort snort whahah snort Ha!!!" Sam looked at me and motioned for Daytona to come in.

Together we set up the stuff and tied Lauren up in her computer chair.

"How do we wake her up?" Daytona asked. I thought for a moment, and then flipped through her CDs. She didn't have anything good. All she had was:

Brittany spears

Hilary Duff

Ally and AJ

Elvis

Uggg! (You may not know this, but I am a music freak. When I'm at home alone I have five different CDs playing in five different rooms. If I'm not listening to music I'm reading. )

I turned the radio to 9.75 and turned the dial all the way up. Blue October came blaring on. Then Lauren screamed awake.

AN/ Yep, cliffy. But hey, you didn't review.