TOP SECRET: NSA FILES
Dynaguy
Power Type: 6
Strength: 3
Endurance: 3
Intelligence: 2
Agility: 6
Indestructibility: 1
Powers:
- Disintegration ray disrupts atomic force among atoms
- Flight powered by ion propulsion gauntlets
- Limited range for disintegration; object must be closer than 5 meters
Personality:
- Original member of the Thrilling Three (replaced after death by Gazerbeam)
- Impulsive and reckless; NSA meditation regimen
- Died in action; suit malfunction
- NSA ion propulsion gauntlets recovered (reassign?)
Audio File:
Being a Super hero, the... one of the first things you gotta do is... is figure out what you want the people to call you. You know, I started out... well, let's go with the power! But... you know, "Forehead Ray Disintegration Guy",... that was too long. I... I couldn't do that every time I went out to save someone. You know, walk up to a Super villain, it's like, you know, "Stop! It's Forehead Ray Disintegration Man!" and... by then, he's already turned tail and run. So, one day, I'm... I'm having lunch in the local diner, and... and I'm really desperate. I... I haven't thought of a name yet. So, I'm just looking around. It's like... "Fork Man!" That didn't work. How about "Spoon Dude!"? Uh, "Banana Cream Pie Throwing Man!"? Uh, "Black-and-White-TV Guy!"? Uh, "Menu Mench!"? That didn't work. "The Napkin Dispenser Guy!"? Uh, I didn't really want that name. But I see the place mat, you know? It's "Ralph's Diner", and... I'm thinking maybe "Diner Guy!"? But, no, if my name's "Diner Guy", it's like I'm only protecting the diner when people come in, I-I defend the diner, and... I-I din't want to restrict myself to that. Keep thinking. "Diner G...", "Dynaguy!" That actually fit together! I thought it had a good ring to it. So, I started saying it to myself, and it's like... y'know, Dynamite, and... Dynamo, and... Dynamic, and... Dinosaur, they all sorta meant big and powerful, and I just think all those words... th-they really sounded... dynamic, which... you put 'em together, and... and you get me!