Fry followed the disgruntled janitor further down the alley with each step it was getting colder, darker and much more damp. They traveled until they came across a steel and rusty door. Beside it, there was a sign that read "Secret Organization, no loitering." Scruffy knocked on the door, and a voice was heard through the other side.

"Password," asked a gruff voice.

"Shank," replied scruffy.

The door opened slightly with Scruffy and Fry sliding through the small entrance. As the two entered, the door slammed behind them. The room was dark and Fry was getting nervous.

Scruffy cleared his throat, "Now Fry before we get down to business, Scruffy's going to have to introduce you to our secret organization."

Scruffy hit a light switch and a small light flickered on. Fry found himself standing in a cold, dim and damp room. There were three men sitting on small wooden chairs, all looking eerie under the small light. They all had a resemblance to scruffy; the one on the left was wearing a gray hat and black moustache, the middle with blue overalls and a green hat, the third one wearing a pink janitor uniform and a large amount of glitter covering his face.

He pointed to the man on the left and with a gruff voice said, "This here's Stuffy."

"'lo" the man replied, with an equally gruff voice.

He pointed to the man in the middle, "This here's Gruffy"

"'Lo," he said with a deeper and much more gruff voice.

"And finally here's Fluffy."

He pointed to the man in the pink uniform.

"Why hello there sunshine!" the man said. His voice appeared to have a lisp and an uncomfortably large amount of enthusiasm.

"Now that all of the introductions have been successfully completed, we can now begin with tonight's meeting." Exclaimed scruffy.

Meanwhile, Leela and Bender were sitting in the pizzeria, with Leela being bored and Bender rambling on about how disgusting human beings are…again.

"…I mean, if you have to consume food for survival, do you have to chew and swallow? You humans are just as disgusting as you are confusing."

Bender took a gulp of his beer, "Perverts."

Leela sighed and looked away, scouting the place trying to find Fry, but instead she saw another man who was looking directly at her.

Leela smiled, "George!" she cried, "What are you doing here?"

The man smiled, "I am sorry, but I had gotten very peckish whilst doing alien quantum physics, so I decided to go to the nearest Italian-American eatery to have some delicious North American cuisine," he said, in a genuine Hispanic accent.

Bender looked upon the stranger. The man was wearing a flashy blazer, which was unbuttoned, showing the pink T-shirt he had been wearing underneath.

The man grinned, showing all of his white shiny teeth. The reflection from the lights onto his teeth shot directly into Bender's eyes, causing the reflecting units in them to overheat, "Gwah! Awww man!"

bender smacked his head against the bar counter to loosen up the tension in his eyes.

George continued, "I know this goes against my diet, but sometimes it is good to reward your mind, body and spirit. What brings you here, my sweet darling Leela?"

Leela blushed, "Well…I'm waiting for a friend of mine. He said he went out to use the garbage can, but he hasn't come back since."

George whimpered, "Oh Leela…I feel so terrible for your inconvenience right now…I…I," the man whimpered and sighed.

Leela stood from her stool and gave him a hug, "There, there, no need to get emotional I'm sure he's taking a number two."

"If it is said by you, than so shall it be!" He screeched in an overdramatic cry, "I am glad to have met such a woman that can burn my sadness from inside, and at the same time light my heart with passion and desire. Look into my eyes and let us be lost in our lustful view!"

"Oh for some god's sake!" Screamed Bender, "That's about as corny as a bag of popcorn! Man if I had a heart I would have thrown it up by now." At this point, he managed to adjust the reflectors in his eyes and was able to continue looking at the two with a disgusting look.

The two ignored Bender's comment and continued, "My feelings for you burn so much, that I must loosen up my shirt."

The man unbuttoned his shirt partially, showing off his pecks. His chest was smooth and clear, and when the light shined upon it, it reflected off of his chest and hit Bender's eyes again.

"Aaaaaaah!"

The light blinded him a second time. As he was trying to gain his sight back, he lost balance and collapsed on the floor, "Ow! Gah-dammit!"

Bender then got back up on his feet, "You two loving flesh mats can continue with this conversation, I'm going out to look for Fry."

With that, Bender stormed out of the restaurant…until storming back in and grabbing his beer. With a bow exclaimed,

"I say good day to you!"

And yet again stormed out of the restaurant.

Fry was still very confused about the things that have been happening. He sat beside Scruffy, Gruffy and Stuffy as Fluffy was making a presentation. Beside the door there was a chalkboard with pie charts, photographs and posters partially covering it.

"…So then we plant the bomb, leave through extraction point Alpha, head through Main Street and walk our way back." He said.

Scruffy, Gruffy and Stuffy all nodded in agreement. Scruffy stoop up and walked towards the board and cleared his throat, "Now that we have our weekly lunches planned, it's time we discussed further business on earth's largest crisis at this moment. Scruffy's gonna bring in a large map."

Scrffy walked towards a dark corner of the room, picked up a map and placed it on the chalkboard. He cleared his throat again and started to speak, "For the past few weeks, stampedes of nerds all around the world have been flooding many comic book stores, video game stores and Pizza Hut chains."

Fry cut in, "So? That stuff happened back in my time, too."

"That is true, but the percentage of nerds in these stampedes have gone up 5,200%. We believe this is happening due to a new virus outbreak.

"Virus?" asked Fry.

"Correct, ever since…"

Fry pondered, "Wait a minute…Dungeons and Dragons?"

Before anything else was said, Bender could be heard screaming from outside, "Fry? Frrrryyyy! Where are you buddy?"

Fry leaped out of his seat, "Oh jeez, that's Bender! I gotta get going!"

Scruffy sighed, "Leave if you must, but remember, we'll be keeping an eye on you." Said Scruffy, squinting his eyes.

Fluffy giggled, "I know I do."

Fry squinted and quickly left. Fry somehow managed to coordinate his way through the dark end of the alley, and found Bender searching for him, "Hey Bender!"

Bender Jumped, "Guwyaaaahbuja! Oh, there you are! It's about time you showed up, Leela and her lovey dovey sick bunny is making me sick, like that bunny."

He pointed to a dark corner where a freakishly skinny, mutated bunny was gasping for air.

Fry took a look at what bender was pointing and covered his eyes quickly, "Yuck! Wait, lovey dovey…sick bunny? Who is that?"

Bender had a look of concern, "Oh yeah…no one told you yet. Well…uhh…good luck buddy!"

He but his arm and fry's shoulder, and slowly walked him out of the alleyway. His stomach was queasy and his head hurt. He had gone through so much in the past 15 minutes that his body was starting to catch up on him. Nothing could have amde this day worse until he saw Leela locking lips with another man outside of the restaurant. His jaw dropped.

Leela opened her eye and looked to her right, where she saw Fry looking in disbelief.

"Oh, Fry! There you are!" She said.

Fry crossed his arms, "Why yes, here I am but who is he?"

"This is my new boyfriend, George Sanchez. George, this is Fry."

"Ah a pleasure to meet you." The man looked at Fry closely and examined him for a moment, "Whatever you are."

"I'm sorry I never introduced him to you earlier Fry, but he's just been too busy working those tight abs, helping with the county's top science lab, giving to charity and teaching orphans advanced science." Said Leela.

"They will grow to be mightier than the willow tree, even though they have been extinct for four hundred years. But not even four hundred years will keep me away from this woman!" George said, squeezing her in his arms.

Leela sighed happily, while Fry growled silently to himself.

Later that night, Fry Bender and Leela were settling in. Bender was washing his visor while Leela was washing her eye contact lens. Fry sat on the couch with a disgruntled face. Even while recovering from a coma, he still can't get her attention. Sacrificing so much but in the end getting no reward. He was more angry than confused at this point.

Leela had finished washing up and walked into the lving room, "uhh, Fry you're on my bed."

Fry jumped up, "Oh, I'm so sorry." He replied.

Leela looked confused, "What's wrong Fry?"

Fry exploded, "Oh, you'd like me to tell you everything huh Leela?" he stopped for a moment and looked at Leela, who was staring blankly at him.

He sighed, "Nevermind."

Leela blinked, "Well that was certainly interesting, Fry. But right now I need my sleep. So can you please get your butt off the couch?"

"Fine." He stood up and walked out of the room, grumbling and growling to himself. Leela watched as he left the room with a worried face.

Fry Entered his room, kicking a pile of clothing that was blocking the entrance. He sighed and took his jacket off.

"So you hate that bastard too?"

Fry looked behind him, Bender was standing in the entrance, "Yeah…why? Do you like him?"

"hell no."

Fry took off his shirt and under his breath whispered thank god, "Well, why don't you like him?"

"Because for the first time in my life I've met someone that has a body shinier than my ass!" He replied, "And whenever I even think about thinking of that guy, the more I wanna kill all humans and human like creatures. But I will find a way to deal with this monstrosity!"

Fry looked at him strangely, "So what are you going to do, kill him?"

"Kill him? Nah I try not to plan a murder on Wednesdays."

Fry snapped his fingers, "Damn."

Bender continued, "But I do have a plan which will need some…funds, particularly from your wallet."

Fry put his hands on his hips, "I'm not giving you anymore of my money, Bender. Last time that happened I had to go to court!"

Bender pondered, "Wait, weren't you part of the jury that day?"

"Yeah, but I was there for your lawsuit against suing my lawyer for not defending you after charging me for robot corruption."

"Bender schnapps were going to be on the top and you knew it! So what if I used the money to buy orphans and force them to make advertisements on porn websites? You wouldn't turn down little old lovable Bender would you?"

"I'm sorry Bender, but I can't take that risk again. But that doesn't make you any less of a friend." Fry replied.

Bender whined. "Stupid lousy friendness-"

Fry smiled and walked to the edge of his bed and sat down, taking off his sneakers and socks.

Bender had one more trick up his sleeve but he had to keep Fry distracted, "Hey Fry! Look over there! There's a naked human female without a shirt on!"

"I know, she's been there all morning." he replied, kicking a pair of binoculars off of his bed.

Bender started to think fast, "Uhh...oh! There's a cute little puppy on the street that's about to get run over by a truck!"

Fry sat down on the edge of his bed and took off his sneakers and socks, "Well the zombie Easter bunny always wanted a friend." Replied Fry.

Bender quickly reached a mandolin from his chest compartment, "Fry old buddy, I'm gonna play you a nice tune."

Fry looked at him and smiled, "Really Bender?"

"Yeah sure, shut up. Now I'm going to start with a high E-"

He plucked a few strings from the instrument and then smacked Fry's head, causing him to collapse violently to the floor.

"Sorry buddy," said Bender, "but my ass, the shiniest of all greatness, is on the line."

Bender snatched his wallet and quickly darted out of the room, leaving Fry on a pile of clothing...slowly...drifting from consciousness.

I am sorry to disappoint the readers for this very late and terrible update, but I'll see what I can do once I start getting more free time to write my chapters.

Cya's soon guys.

-blur