A/N: Told you I might post chapter 5 and 6 the same day! I wasn't going to...but I thought my readers might be a little disapointed with chapter 5 because it was SO short. So I posted chapter 6. Enjoy!

Chapter 6- Omeorkophobia

Oct 5- 5:46pm- Hospital Wing

Yes, who knew going to the library could land you in the Hospital Wing. I sure didn't. I guess you learn something new every day.

So I know your wondering why I'm here, right? Long story. Seeing as I have the time (I'm stuck here all night.) I'll tell you.

Ok so I was in the library just starting a 7 inch long Potions essay. AHH. I hate Potions!

Anyway. About 30 minutes later the worst happens, well not the worst but pretty damn close. Sirius, James, Remus and Loser (OH sorry, I mean Peter!) walk in. Ughh...again.

"Sweets! My dearest Chris, is here to grace our presents!" Sirius said a little to load (it is a library). James laughs, Remus rolls his eyes (so do I), Peter just stands their in awe of Sirius. Loser.

"Oh...Hello." I said looking up to see all of them looking down at me. (Since I have loads of time I will tell you what they look like.) Sirius has...well he's sexy. He has brown-ish black hair that falls in front of his eyes which are deep brown, and has a saucy simile. (Hey I'm just saying what I see.)

James, he is hot too. But Lily is right, he is full of him self. (So is Sirius.) He has jet black hair that is unbelievably messy. I bet if you touched it your hand would be tangled in it for all of eternity. He also has pretty hazel, but are blocked by glasses.

Remus, one word: Whoa. Who knew book worms could be so hot. He has sandy brown hair with blue eyes. And he is smart, that is just to good to be true. Smarts and looks, big plus. But he is shy. If only he would open up a bit. I don't like shy people that much, they gotta be able to talk to moi.

Peter...ew...no. I'm not even gonna to go there. Lets just say he is NOTHING compared to the other three.

"Chris do you mind if we join you?" Sirius asked. And before I could say 'Uh, no.' He said, "Oh good! I knew you wouldn't!"

So he sat down in front of me. James on his right and Remus on his left. Peter just stood there shaking then ran out the library. Weird boy.

I looked back down to my Potions paper. Then I felt a kick. I looked up, Sirius was smiling. Rolling my eyes I looked back down.

He did it again. AHH! I was going to kill him if he didn't leave me alone. So I leaned across the table. (Remus was looking over his book to see what I was about to do, and James was staring at Lily who was on the other side of the library.)

So, I leaned across the table and smacked him. HA!

Remus sniggered and shook his head. Sirius look hurt that I hit him but then he just smiled and said, "Aw Chris, I was just playing! I promise," he put a hand to hi heart, "I will never kick you again!" I rolled my eyes (again, I roll my eyes A LOT) and gathered all my things moved it beside Remus then stood up and walked around the table and sat down. Now (HA!) Sirius couldn't kick me or look at me! Remus glanced at me and smiled.

I smiled back and started my Potions paper again.

30 minutes later Sirius slams his quill on the table and stands up. I thinking 'Oh god what is he doin now.'

He walks over to me gets one his knees and starts tugging on my robes. He is a good actor to, he even made him self cry. Hee.

"Chris! Sweets! I have a disease!" he yelled still tugging on my robes.

"What!" I whispered furiously at him. Sirius is so weird.

"I, My Lady, is suffering from," he dramatically paused and gave out another sob, "Omeorkophohia!"

"Huh?" Again...Sirius is strange.

"Omeorkophohia! I might die! I can't die! Coz I am just so pretty! God wouldn't let me die coz I'm so pretty, right? RIGHT!"

I arched my eyebrows and looked at Remus with a You-really-put-up-with-this look. He just nodded still laughing. (James was oblivious to any on this happening, still staring.)

"Chris! Do you know what this disease is?" Still tugging on my robes.

"No my dearest friend what is this horrible disease that you have obtained?" I said in a dramatic tone. I saw a simile flicker across his face. Clearly he was happy I joined in I guess.

"Omeorkophohia is the fear of excessive homework my dear! I could die of fear, fear of homework!" He cried. Still sobbing (laughing most likely) he threw his arms around my neck on me and cried (now laughing, for sure) into my neck.

"I am so sorry Mr. Black! But, I can't help you!" And I shoved him off of me and he landed on the floor rolling around on the floor laughing. It wasn't even that funny. He is so odd.

Then suddenly he stopped, cracked an evil grin, and called James. James instantly snapped out of his staring session. And looked over to where Sirius was pointing, and cracked an evil grin too.

Snape an ugly Slytherin had just walked in. The Marauders obviously didn't like that slimly haired boy coz they followed him into a row of books.

BAD! All I heard after that was a crashing of books and Remus yelling something. And that's how I ended up here. Snape was thrown in to the row of books causing them to topple on top of me and Remus.

Ughh.

Remus is fine though. I just got hit in the head with Hogwarts: A History and knocked out. Also Sirius and I are band from the library for a month. I haven't seen any of them since then. Oh wait... I have a visitor now.

Update later.

A/N: Please read and review. And if your wondering where the Omeorkophobia came from, one of my guy friends. He wrote an excuse to why he had not done the assignment for class and it said: I could not complete, or start, this given assignment because I have been diagnosed with a serious case of Omeorkophobia. Yeah the teacher got really mad and he got and F, but it was funny. I really have no clue where he got it from. So that's just if you were wondering:P