It was a conspiracy, Remus decided. The whole thing was a giant conspiracy concocted by Sirius, in revenge for… something or another.
He couldn't really come up with any good conspiracy theories, because Nymphadora Tonks was standing in front of him, having a conversation with Sirius not six feet away, and going at a chocolate bar like it was the most delicious thing she'd ever tasted in her entire life.
" You alright Remus?" Oh damn, she caught him staring.
"Yeah." He said in a choked voice.
He didn't hear there whispered conversation.
"Do you think it worked?"
"Oh yeah."