Enjoy and there may be a mention of Ress...whoever the hell that is
Chapter 6 Naming sex and something about Ress
"What should we name him?" Roxas asks as the entire organization gathers for a special meeting.
Naming the goddamn puppy.
"I suggest Bones," Xemnas suggests
"No, he's loveable!" Naxah exclaims petting the puppy that is sleeping in his bed.
"Male or female first?" Larxene asks.
Demyx quickly checks then clears his throat.
"Doggy ain't a female!" Demyx shouts.
"Okay now that that's settled, I suggest Flamer," Axel says.
"But he ain't a hell-hound of the underworld," Xigbar says.
In the Underworld the hound sneezes.
"How about Lightning?" Larxene asks.
"This isn't Final Fantasy," Luxord debates.
"TEDDY!" Naxah exclaims.
"Well he does look like a teddy bear," Zexion says.
"Yes, but it sounds less intimidating," Vexen replies," what we need is a name so ferrous, so much of a threat, that our opponents will surrender themselves to us over the monstrosity of the puppy! Then we conduct harmful and inhuman experiments on them!"
Everyone looks at him as he coughs.
"Well, it should be something cute!" Xion chimes.
"How about Spike? Or maybe Richard?"Roxas asks.
"TEDDY!" Naxah exclaims jumping up and down.
"On second thought, maybe we should stick with Teddy," Xemnas sighs as Naxah jumps up and down.
Naxah was thirsty so she, and Teddy, went to go get some water. As she was walking she heard moaning coming from Roxas' room. When she peered through the small crack, she saw him humping a doll. In response she takes her phone out and videotapes it.
"XION!" Roxas' shouts as he releases a strange, white liquid from the strange organ between his legs.
As he turns on his back, she sees the strange seven-inch organ in between his legs. She stops finally as he falls on his back, and falls to sleep. Satisfied, she continue's on her journey to get some water.
Oh, this can't be good...
Everyone, except Roxas and Xion, where in the Grey Area up to their usual antics. Xemnas was reading a book, when a girl with a puppy in between her breasts, pops up in front of him her phone in hand.
"Go ask Axel," Xemnas growls as Axel looks up.
"Hey!" Axel shouts," don't make her come over here!"
But it's already too late as she walks over to him. Axel sighs.
"Don't ask me about that slut Ress," Axel growls.
"Who's Ress?" Naxah asks tilting her head to the side.
"Never mind, what do you want Brother Axel to tell you?" Axel replies.
Naxah shows him the video, and when he sees it he becomes as pale as a ghost.
"Axel what was everything in the video?" Naxah asks
"CODE ORANGE!" Axel shouts as everyone rushes over to him.
Axel shows them the video once more. Marluxia licks his lips as the rest become white as Axel.
"Dear lord," Zexion says fainting on the spot.
"I never knew kiddo was like that," Xigbar chuckles.
"What the flying monkey?" Demyx asks.
"Somebody wants to do it with somebody," Larxene says.
They all gasp at the Xion part, and the reveal part.
"He's bigger than Demyx's two-inch!" Marluxia shouts.
Demyx bashes him on the head with his sitar.
"IT'S EIGHT TO YOU MARLUXIA!" Demyx shouts.
"What was that, Master?" Naxah asks looking at Xemnas.
Xemnas has his mouth wide open, and Luxord closes it for him.
"Something that we should have never seen," Xemnas says.
"What're we going to do with Poppet and Kiddo?" Xigbar asks.
"What about us?" Roxas asks walking up to them with Xion at his side.
Everybody, except Naxah, looks at them and become so pale that we're pretty sure they're a piece of paper. Naxah however spills the beans.
"About how you were doing strange things while saying Xion's name," Naxah replies.
"WHAT!?" The two shout shocked.
"Yes, I got it all on videotape!" Naxah exclaims jumping up and down.
Knowing that there's nothing they can do at this point, Axel hands Roxas the phone as he plays the video. The two watch what Roxas is doing. At the Xion part, Xion blushes deeply. Then her face turns as white as Axel's. She imagines Roxas on top of her, doing the things that were in the video to her,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Xion screams running off.
"XION!" Roxas shouts running after her," I CAN EXPLAIN! I REALLY CAN!"
Naxah tilts her head to the side as the remaining members faint.
Xemnas heard the yelling going on between the two, and then the deadly battle cry. His face turns white when Roxas screams until his scream becomes nothing.
"XV!" Xemnas shouts," CURSE YOU AND YOUR WAYS!"
Don't ask about the Roxas-Xion thing. And who's Ress?