A/N Sorry for the long delay, I would say I was super busy but that would mostly be a lie. I really should have written this chapter ages ago but I have been unmotivated and stuff. Any way this is up now and it all weird I'll say more at the end so enjoy. Oh and I only wish I had enough actually important in the show to push Jori into reality.

What the fuck had happened last night. I knew that Tori can be a bit of a slut but to, right after she broke up with her 100 day boyfriend. What a fucking bitch. What's worse is I fucking let her. I really need to get a fucking clue about when not to go all the way. I also need to call Cat.

She picked up on the second ring. "Cat Valentine why didn't you tell me you had a crush on Sam."

"Hi Jade." She said then answered "Because it's naughty."

"Well if it makes you feel less naughty Tori Vega seduced me last night."

"That's so cute you and Tori made love. Was it good?"

"Cat she just broke up with Steven"

"Oh pooh" she yelled and I knew she was pouting.

"I am going to go out for breakfast. I'll pick you up in 20 okay?"

"Is Tori, coming to?" she asked excited.

"No" I replied flatly.

"Well make sure you tell Tori you're going out you don't want her to worry." Cat said knowingly. What the fuck did I care if I worried her. She shouldn't have done that to me last night. I got dressed quickly and walked down stairs just in time for Holly and David to walk in.

"Jade leaving already" Holly asked.

"Yes tell Tori I'll see her at school." I ordered and left there I left her with something whoopee.

"Jade did you two get into a fight?"

"I actually had prior arrangements this weekend, and crashing here last night was not one of them" Not strictly a lie. "I need to go".

AT THE BREAKFAST PLACE

"JADE" Cat squealed when she saw me, always the optimism. It was not really what I needed right now but I couldn't talk to Beck about this, now or then. And I was not going to tell Andre who just stressed himself out that he was right about Vega and I. Wait not right but in the vicinity, I'd give him that much.

"Hello Cat." My voice cold yet even, she passed me my coffee.

"What did you order?"

"Pancakes!"

"What type?"

"Chocolate chip for me, and peppermint for you" the ball of sunshine replied.

"Thank you"

"No problem," she said voice dead serious, shit. "So, how is Tori this morning."

"I left her a message so I didn't wake her." I said calm as I could.

"Jade" she sighed exasperated, "Don't be so mean to her she is trying to help."

"She took advantage if me."

"Are you sure you didn't take advantage of her." Shit Cat is hinting and going round just right to the point, I am worried.

"What do you mean"

"Did you see the surprise iCarly Webcast last night, it was really good." She change the subject quickly; double shit.

"No what happened?" I questioned

"She didn't just break up with him he was two timing her."

"What!" I exclaimed. I felt nausea settle and realize I'd hadn't oh I turned and puked surprised it took so long; Isn't supposed to happen when I get up or at the same time every day or some shit.

"Jade are you okay?" Cat was worried.

"Fucking peachy." I muttered, "It's just morning sickness."

"Jade that's what pregnant people get you're not – oh chiz you're not, is it Beck's?"

"No it is not Beck's child in fact. Baby West is why we broke up."

"The after party?" she questioned

"Yes."

"But that would mean-"

"Yes" I hissed "I am just like fucking Steven."

"Okay can you drive me to Tori's after breakfast?"

Damn it Cat, she is just trying to get me to see Tori again.

"Whatever."

TORI'S HOUSE

I blamed my spewing on the coffee and got a free meal out of the deal, so that was good but Cat dragged me back to the Vega household. I swear to god that Cat has the deepest understanding of the human mind of anybody on the planet. That girl just knows how to manipulate the reactions to her naïve persona that is by my reckoning both real and a tool. It is amazing really she decide that people are nice to stupid, simple people so she would stay one.

Also on the note of why people are the way they are. A lot of people think I was abused or what have you. Not true, my parents got devoured. My dad remarried and is now with my actually mom again go figure. Yes I am not great with my folks but what kid all the time. No I am just a bitch.

AN end. That was only like 700 words and I am sorry. Did you see the weird bit TORI VEGA had no speaking lines? Don't hate me for the Cat thing. Also I was thinking of having the iCarly cast move down to L.A. Umm reviews are nice and I am also working on my other story a bit so yah I hope to update sooner than last time.