A/N: Bored. Suck it.

I don't dis, I disclaim.

suck it.

I own nothing.

Except the right of a ninja.

suck it.

also, I don't say P.S., and I got a girlfriend.

suck it.

and today, I'm not doing romantic, just to be a jerk.

suck it.

I haven't been on in months.

sorry.

"Well?" Annabeth asked, putting her hands on her hips, "What exactly are we doing?"

"Walking," Percy answered, not noticing the glare.

"Walking?"

"Just walking."

"I don't like that."

He stopped suddenly and said, "Well why not? You're doing it right now."

Annabeth looked down to see that she was moving. Curse you Percy logic!

"That doesn't matter," Annabeth said, waving her hands, "I want to know why we are walking and to where."

"Always need to have a plan of action, don't you, Wise girl?" Percy said, sighing unhappily

"No."

"yes."

"No!"

"No."

"Yes!" She yelled.

He smiled and said, "Percy logic."

She gritted her teeth and said, "What is Percy logic?"

"What do you think?" Percy asked, continuing to walk, knowing that Annabeth would follow him, "Percy logic is the basis of my life. Every time I mess you up, or confuse you yet still be right, I'm using Percy logic."

"I don't like it." She said, crossing her arms.

"Of course you don't," He said, laughing, "because you don't understand it. Face it Annabeth, unless you understand something, you hate it."

She looked of into the distance, the view from Central Park amazing as the sun bounced of buildings. "I don't hate you, do I?" She asked softly.

He watched her for a moment, taking in the most beautiful person he'd ever seen. "No, but that's because of Percy logic."

She grunted angrily before yelling, "What the hades is Percy logic?"

He shrugged again and said, "What I'm doing right now."

"What?"

He pointed to his apartment and said, "This whole time we've been arguing, I've been confusing you so you wouldn't know that I was taking you back to my place so you would help me with algebra. That's percy logic: confusion."

Annabeth stood there dumbfounded. She had never seen something so stupid yet so perfectly logical that it would work no matter what happened. And the odd thing was, Percy invented it.

She shook her head and said, "Who said I was going to help you with Algebra?"

"Other than the fact percy logic always works, I'm your boyfriend, and I have blueberry smoothies, nothing."

She stood there, knowing that she was beaten. How could she fight blueberry smoothies? "Fine."

"Score: Percy Logic 286, Everyone else 1."

She smiled and asked, "Who beat Percy logic?"

"Who do you think?"

"me?" She asked innocently.

"No," He chuckled, "My mom. Even dad can't beat my mom in an argument."

A/N: Ha. That adds to my list of things i've made out of Percy Jackson: That fancy book of being fancy, and Percy logic.

With love and Logic of Percy,

~ExP