The fellowship reaches the wonderful land of Loth-lorien. Lots of elves
are around. They meet Celeborn and Galadriel. Gimli does not seem very
impressed.
" but where are all the caves?," he wonders aloud in obvious disgust.
" oh, we just came from a cave, and see what kind of luck that brought us?," Legolas replied.
" What do you mean?," says Celeborn. No one notices that he has said anything at all.
" You are missing a number of your fellowship," Galadriel says sadly.
Everyone begins to talk to Galadriel about how terrible it was that Gandalf fell into the gigantic abyss.
" Oh, well, he'll come out all right," Galadriel says, and then notices that she has just spoiled the second movie, replies quickly, " Ummmm, I mean…. For a wizard…" She is silent, but everyone is still hanging on her every word.
" At least he is safe from the Belrog," Celeborn says. No one is paying any attention. Meanwhile, in Moria, Gandalf is having an imaginary battle on top of the mountain with the imaginary Belrog.
The Belrog and the watcher of the lake watch intently.
" Well, that's wizards for you," the Belrog replied.
In Loth-Lorien, still no one is paying attention to Celeborn as he says to himself, "We could always go back to Moria and rescue Gandalf… I mean, he's a very important character. Without him, I mean, we would lose hours of entertaining babbling. We should go and rescue him!"
Celeborn shouts with excitement, and then notices that no one is around at all.
" I will go alone!," Celeborn shouts to himself, "I will do something so some one will notice that I am alive at last!"
Celeborn runs off towards Moria, though in the excitement of doing something to get himself noticed, he forgot to take any sort of weaponry or anything really at all.
In the Meantime, Gandalf falls off the mountain while the Belrog and the watcher of the lake watch.
" I've got dibs on that cool hat!," the Belrog growls.
" Damn you!," the octopus shouts, " I want that hat!"
" But it will fit the features of my face!," the Belrog replies angrily. The two monsters have another gargantuan battle in which the watcher of the lake is thrown back into the lake and the Belrog waits patiently for Gandalf to fall. However, during all this, Gandalf was saved by the giant eagle, and is safe from harm. The Belrog waits patiently at the foot of the mountains until the end of time.
" Don't worry Gandalf!," Celeborn replies, " I am coming to save you!"
Overhead, the eagle flies by. Gandalf shouts down to Celeborn, " I am already saved, you fool!"
Undaunted, Celeborn continues to Moria.
On the way, he sees a house burning on fire.
" Wow!," Celeborn replies, watching the flames, "This is my chance to try out being a hero!" He runs towards the burning house, and kicks in the door. Ash flies everywhere.
" My eyes!," Celeborn screams, "Now my eyesight has been foiled! Damn you door!"
In the meantime, Tom Cruise comes out from nowhere and rescues the family that was within the house. Everyone celebrates the bravery of the actor, while Celeborn shuffles away to find Moria.
On the way, Celeborn sees a womyn drowning in a river.
" Oh no!," Celeborn shouts, " This is yet another chance for me to prove myself as a wonderful hero!"
He approaches the river, and then stops. He stands around waiting, as though expecting something to happen.
Out of nowhere, Helen Hunt arrives and rescues the drowning womyn. Celeborn walks away dejectedly, mumbling to himself about how little he would ever get done if all these high profile Hollywood stars don't stop ruining his heroicness.
" Oh, screw this!," he laments finally. He is standing at the gates of Moria. Celeborn turns around and goes home. Once he gets back to Loth- Lorien, he finds Galadriel.
" So," he says as though he was never gone, " Where is Frodo and that sandwich of his?"
" They've been gone for a few months now," Galadriel says, alarmed at his sudden appearance, " You've missed them."
" Oh, bother," Celeborn replies, and goes and sits in a corner as all the elves of Loth-Lorien celebrate how wonderful Galadriel is.
" but where are all the caves?," he wonders aloud in obvious disgust.
" oh, we just came from a cave, and see what kind of luck that brought us?," Legolas replied.
" What do you mean?," says Celeborn. No one notices that he has said anything at all.
" You are missing a number of your fellowship," Galadriel says sadly.
Everyone begins to talk to Galadriel about how terrible it was that Gandalf fell into the gigantic abyss.
" Oh, well, he'll come out all right," Galadriel says, and then notices that she has just spoiled the second movie, replies quickly, " Ummmm, I mean…. For a wizard…" She is silent, but everyone is still hanging on her every word.
" At least he is safe from the Belrog," Celeborn says. No one is paying any attention. Meanwhile, in Moria, Gandalf is having an imaginary battle on top of the mountain with the imaginary Belrog.
The Belrog and the watcher of the lake watch intently.
" Well, that's wizards for you," the Belrog replied.
In Loth-Lorien, still no one is paying attention to Celeborn as he says to himself, "We could always go back to Moria and rescue Gandalf… I mean, he's a very important character. Without him, I mean, we would lose hours of entertaining babbling. We should go and rescue him!"
Celeborn shouts with excitement, and then notices that no one is around at all.
" I will go alone!," Celeborn shouts to himself, "I will do something so some one will notice that I am alive at last!"
Celeborn runs off towards Moria, though in the excitement of doing something to get himself noticed, he forgot to take any sort of weaponry or anything really at all.
In the Meantime, Gandalf falls off the mountain while the Belrog and the watcher of the lake watch.
" I've got dibs on that cool hat!," the Belrog growls.
" Damn you!," the octopus shouts, " I want that hat!"
" But it will fit the features of my face!," the Belrog replies angrily. The two monsters have another gargantuan battle in which the watcher of the lake is thrown back into the lake and the Belrog waits patiently for Gandalf to fall. However, during all this, Gandalf was saved by the giant eagle, and is safe from harm. The Belrog waits patiently at the foot of the mountains until the end of time.
" Don't worry Gandalf!," Celeborn replies, " I am coming to save you!"
Overhead, the eagle flies by. Gandalf shouts down to Celeborn, " I am already saved, you fool!"
Undaunted, Celeborn continues to Moria.
On the way, he sees a house burning on fire.
" Wow!," Celeborn replies, watching the flames, "This is my chance to try out being a hero!" He runs towards the burning house, and kicks in the door. Ash flies everywhere.
" My eyes!," Celeborn screams, "Now my eyesight has been foiled! Damn you door!"
In the meantime, Tom Cruise comes out from nowhere and rescues the family that was within the house. Everyone celebrates the bravery of the actor, while Celeborn shuffles away to find Moria.
On the way, Celeborn sees a womyn drowning in a river.
" Oh no!," Celeborn shouts, " This is yet another chance for me to prove myself as a wonderful hero!"
He approaches the river, and then stops. He stands around waiting, as though expecting something to happen.
Out of nowhere, Helen Hunt arrives and rescues the drowning womyn. Celeborn walks away dejectedly, mumbling to himself about how little he would ever get done if all these high profile Hollywood stars don't stop ruining his heroicness.
" Oh, screw this!," he laments finally. He is standing at the gates of Moria. Celeborn turns around and goes home. Once he gets back to Loth- Lorien, he finds Galadriel.
" So," he says as though he was never gone, " Where is Frodo and that sandwich of his?"
" They've been gone for a few months now," Galadriel says, alarmed at his sudden appearance, " You've missed them."
" Oh, bother," Celeborn replies, and goes and sits in a corner as all the elves of Loth-Lorien celebrate how wonderful Galadriel is.