I own nothing (though i wish i did) so there nah.
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Pippin had just finished off Merry's last three loaves of pumpkin bread, and was looking hungrily at the aniseed and rye loaf. Merry had been stuffing himself as well, but not half as well as Pippin. Pippin had eaten his way through three dozen boiled eggs, a jar of raspberry jam, three loaves of pumpkin bread, half a block of cheese and two pints of cream. Merry asked:
"Are you satisfied yet? Can we go clean your smial yet?"
"No, I said after SECOND breakfast, I haven't even finished my first"
"You're a big fat jelly wobbly fat hobbit, you are. Now you've had quite enough to eat so let's go find that home of yours. I need to sleep in it tonight, so I'd like to have it remotely clean"
"Come on Merry, but.."
"No buts about it my lad, we have to go now, it's nearly midday already."
"Awwwwwwwwwwww.................."
Later at Pippin's hobbit hole.......
"NOOOOOOOO, Merry!"
"What is it Pip?"
"Don't throw that out!"
"What, this? But it's been here for ages. You're not going to tell me you actually plan to eat them?"
"No, not the gum drop buttons!!! Anything but the gum drop buttons!!"
"Alright Pip, but as long as you put them in a jar somewhere, and promise you'll use them before next year"
"Yes Merry"
"Now, what's this?"
"OH, IT'S MY WITTLE WOTILVE. How has my wittle wotilve been without pippiny wippiny? Eh?"
"Stop talking to that rabbit, it's probably got rabies by now"
"How dare you say that! Wotilve hasn't got rabies and never will"
"How do you know?"
"That's what the leprechaun told me. He told me that as long as I kept out of the deep end of the sandpit, my pets would never get sick"
".........................."
"What are you looking at me like that for?"
":..................................."
"What?"
".................................................!!!"
"WHAT?"
"............................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT IS IT?!?"
"............................................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright, you've made your point. I'll take her down to see Sam in the morning."
"........................"
"Now what?"
".................................."
"Stop it!"
"...................................................."
"STOP IT MERRY JUST STOP BEING SO SILLY!"
"..........*COUGH*................"
"That's it Merry, I've had it with your silliness"
"Sorry Pip"
"That's better"
After this, Merry and Pippin proceeded to clean the rest of the house. This resulted in the discovery of a jar of jellybeans, a formal party suit, two chickens, a rather bedraggled dormouse which had been "trapped" in a barrel of the old vintage and Wotilve's rabbit hutch.
Pippin was stacking the cupboards full of his aquired confectionaries when he heard a knock at the door. He placed the last of the jams on the top shelf, climbed off the stool and went to answer the door. When he opened the door, he saw Caitrin.
"Pippin!"
"Caitrin!"
"Merry!"
"Caitrin!"
"Wotilve!"
"*twitchtwitch*"
"Hang on, how do you know my rabbit's name?"
"ummmmmmmm, a lucky guess? After all, this is fanfiction"
Ever-so-high-and-mighty author of this story: "you're not supposed to know that!"
Caitrin: " Well too bad, we do"
Ever-so-high-and-mighty author of this story: "But how?"
Caitrin: "Because you just think we do, we're really just pigments of your exageration"
Ever-so-high-and-mighty author of this story: "But why are you now talking in script format?"
"Because i can"
"But that's my line, and why am i arguing with you, not Pippin?"
"Because Pippin fell asleep, Merry went home and Caitrin went out into the garden to pick some mulberries"
"Then who are you?"
"I am Wotilve"
"I'm talking to a rabbit?"
"Yes, and on the count of three, you will wake up and this shall all be just a happy dream. One......Two......Three"
"*'.+~_,+*"Sparkle twinkle sparkle"*'.+~_,+*"
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.."
"What are you on about Pip?"
"I don't know actually"
"Oh well, let's go to sleep, I do believe the bedroom is now clean and fit for hobbit consumption"
"You mean we get to eat the bedroom?!?"
"Uh, no, but you can chew your pillow if you want"
"YAY, off to sleep we go, a' off to sleep we go, hey ho the dairy oh, a' off to sleep we go"
"Yes, of course we do. But i just want to sleep after that long day of cleaning"
"Yeah, me too. As hyperactively childish as i can be, I think I'll go to sleep too"
And as the sun sets over Hobbiton and the cassowaries rush across Farmer Maggot's farm, we say goodbye and Merry Christmas to Merry and Pippin as they sleep the night away.
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I hoped you liked that, i had fun writing it.
READ AND REVIEW, flame me if you like coz i that'll keep my tropical fish warm during the frostbitten nights of summer in Australia.
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Pippin had just finished off Merry's last three loaves of pumpkin bread, and was looking hungrily at the aniseed and rye loaf. Merry had been stuffing himself as well, but not half as well as Pippin. Pippin had eaten his way through three dozen boiled eggs, a jar of raspberry jam, three loaves of pumpkin bread, half a block of cheese and two pints of cream. Merry asked:
"Are you satisfied yet? Can we go clean your smial yet?"
"No, I said after SECOND breakfast, I haven't even finished my first"
"You're a big fat jelly wobbly fat hobbit, you are. Now you've had quite enough to eat so let's go find that home of yours. I need to sleep in it tonight, so I'd like to have it remotely clean"
"Come on Merry, but.."
"No buts about it my lad, we have to go now, it's nearly midday already."
"Awwwwwwwwwwww.................."
Later at Pippin's hobbit hole.......
"NOOOOOOOO, Merry!"
"What is it Pip?"
"Don't throw that out!"
"What, this? But it's been here for ages. You're not going to tell me you actually plan to eat them?"
"No, not the gum drop buttons!!! Anything but the gum drop buttons!!"
"Alright Pip, but as long as you put them in a jar somewhere, and promise you'll use them before next year"
"Yes Merry"
"Now, what's this?"
"OH, IT'S MY WITTLE WOTILVE. How has my wittle wotilve been without pippiny wippiny? Eh?"
"Stop talking to that rabbit, it's probably got rabies by now"
"How dare you say that! Wotilve hasn't got rabies and never will"
"How do you know?"
"That's what the leprechaun told me. He told me that as long as I kept out of the deep end of the sandpit, my pets would never get sick"
".........................."
"What are you looking at me like that for?"
":..................................."
"What?"
".................................................!!!"
"WHAT?"
"............................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT IS IT?!?"
"............................................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Alright, you've made your point. I'll take her down to see Sam in the morning."
"........................"
"Now what?"
".................................."
"Stop it!"
"...................................................."
"STOP IT MERRY JUST STOP BEING SO SILLY!"
"..........*COUGH*................"
"That's it Merry, I've had it with your silliness"
"Sorry Pip"
"That's better"
After this, Merry and Pippin proceeded to clean the rest of the house. This resulted in the discovery of a jar of jellybeans, a formal party suit, two chickens, a rather bedraggled dormouse which had been "trapped" in a barrel of the old vintage and Wotilve's rabbit hutch.
Pippin was stacking the cupboards full of his aquired confectionaries when he heard a knock at the door. He placed the last of the jams on the top shelf, climbed off the stool and went to answer the door. When he opened the door, he saw Caitrin.
"Pippin!"
"Caitrin!"
"Merry!"
"Caitrin!"
"Wotilve!"
"*twitchtwitch*"
"Hang on, how do you know my rabbit's name?"
"ummmmmmmm, a lucky guess? After all, this is fanfiction"
Ever-so-high-and-mighty author of this story: "you're not supposed to know that!"
Caitrin: " Well too bad, we do"
Ever-so-high-and-mighty author of this story: "But how?"
Caitrin: "Because you just think we do, we're really just pigments of your exageration"
Ever-so-high-and-mighty author of this story: "But why are you now talking in script format?"
"Because i can"
"But that's my line, and why am i arguing with you, not Pippin?"
"Because Pippin fell asleep, Merry went home and Caitrin went out into the garden to pick some mulberries"
"Then who are you?"
"I am Wotilve"
"I'm talking to a rabbit?"
"Yes, and on the count of three, you will wake up and this shall all be just a happy dream. One......Two......Three"
"*'.+~_,+*"Sparkle twinkle sparkle"*'.+~_,+*"
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.."
"What are you on about Pip?"
"I don't know actually"
"Oh well, let's go to sleep, I do believe the bedroom is now clean and fit for hobbit consumption"
"You mean we get to eat the bedroom?!?"
"Uh, no, but you can chew your pillow if you want"
"YAY, off to sleep we go, a' off to sleep we go, hey ho the dairy oh, a' off to sleep we go"
"Yes, of course we do. But i just want to sleep after that long day of cleaning"
"Yeah, me too. As hyperactively childish as i can be, I think I'll go to sleep too"
And as the sun sets over Hobbiton and the cassowaries rush across Farmer Maggot's farm, we say goodbye and Merry Christmas to Merry and Pippin as they sleep the night away.
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I hoped you liked that, i had fun writing it.
READ AND REVIEW, flame me if you like coz i that'll keep my tropical fish warm during the frostbitten nights of summer in Australia.