Bowser had just finished refurnishing his new Koopa Bunker, replacing his castle, which was now a giant hot tub. He had invited King Boo over for a round of poker.

"I've got a full house!" King Boo showed off his pair of sevens and trio of fives.

"Uh... Go fish?" Bowser had nothing.

"Do you even know how to play poker?" King Boo asked, annoyed at Bowser's stupidity.

Suddenly, there was a loud thumping noise outside. The new partying neighbors kept losing their pool toys and stepping over Bowser's bunker to fetch them.

"Damn these new neighbors and their stupid hot tub... THAT'S MY PROPERTY, YOU KNOW!"

"Hey, cool it. Maybe you should've stopped them when they took it over." King Boo was sick of hearing Bowser whine.

"But they were too fast! I couldn't even see them coming!" Bowser defended.

"Couldn't you just have used your army to stop... Ugh, whatever. Hey, I've got an idea. Since clearly this game of poker is going nowhere (and because I've got everything in your wallet), how about we do something else?" King Boo plotted.

"Sure, I guess... What do you have in mind?"

"You know how whenever you try to kidnap the princess, you fail horribly and end up getting mauled or something?"

"Don't remind me..." Although he had tried giving up his mission to kidnap the princess, he was still open to new ideas to get her back. He continued to listen to King Boo's latest scheme.

"Maybe you don't have to kidnap this princess, but a different one?"

"What, like Daisy or something? Nah, she's too ugly."

"I thought you might say that, so I got this." King Boo pulled out a weird gray gun-shaped thing.

"It's a portal gun. It'll allow us to go and kidnap a different dimension's Peach!" Bowser stared at the piece of sci-fi technology, mouth ajar.

"Where did you get something like that?"

"You know that show Rick and Morty? On their website they've got these babies for only $19.99. ...Plus shipping and handling. What do you say?"

" Yeah, man, let's do it!" Bowser couldn't help but wonder what other kinds of princess Peach there would be out there. Perhaps one even better than this dimensions? King Boo set the gun to find another dimension with Peach in it, fired it at a wall to create a portal, and the two went inside. They stepped out of the portal to find they were in some sort of bizarre world that looked like it was drawn in MS Paint. So many solid colors and bland backgrounds. A horrible soundtrack made using unidentifiable instruments played in the background.

"What the Hell is this?" Bowser had never seen anything like it before.

"I've got no clue," answered his spherical friend. "Wait, whoa are those guys over there?" King Boo and Bowser ducked behind a rock and peeked over to see Mario and Luigi walking through a gate that said "Mushroom Kingdom" on it.

"What? Why would that sign say Mushroom Kingdom on it? Aren't they already-" Bowser was cut off by an extremely loud and echoing laugh, as a horrible version of himself popped up from behind some mushrooms.

"WHAT THE-"

"NOICE UH DUH PRINZESS TA INVOITE US OVUH FOR UH PICNIC, AY, LUIGI?!" the Mario clone asked his awful brother.

"AH HOPE SHE MADE LATSA SPAGHETTI!" the poorly drawn man in green responded.

"JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK, GET US OUTTA HERE!" Bowser shouted at his friend.

"WAY AHEAD OF YOU!" The ghost had already opened a new portal, one leading back to their home dimension. The pair scrambled inside, and found themselves back in the bunker. They didn't say anything for a few minutes, only for King Boo to break the silence.

"I'm, uh... I'll go home and, uh... Just... Just burn this..." King Boo promptly went back to his ghastly quarters, looking at nothing in particular along the way.

"Yeah... You do that." Bowser went to his recliner and powered on his TV, tears forming in his eyes. Evidently, this was a bad idea.