Hello again my lovely lovely readers i am so glad this chapter is finally done. A HUGE shoutout to my friend Jill who has helped me a lot with my story and for the song she suggested for Blaine to serenade Kurt with. Without my friend Jill and Nate i never would have gotten this far. I was a little bit worried but i am going to let you guys be the judges so PLEASE let me know what you think.
Chapter 6
The next day Hunter was so depressed from Blaine ruining his dinner party he need to relax, so he laid in his bathtub surrounded by beautiful women blowing bubbles.
Until a knock came at the door, a guard open the door and in walked Sebastian "Sire, I must speak with you!" he says.
"Sebastian! This better be important."
"Your majesty, I have terrible news," sighs Sebastian.
"What?" snaps Hunter.
"Struck has Blaine again," says Sebastian gravely.
Hunter blinks. "Uh?"
"Blaine has struck again."
Hunter sighs and looks at the Women. "Sorry ladies I need a little privacy, so you can blow." The girls blow harder on their pipes. "Not blow," he snaps, "blooow," he says pointing to the door.
The pip-blowers remove the pipes and make their way over to the door "I'm so depressed," whimpers Hunter.
"Your majesty, come with me there is something very important we need to discuss." Sebastian says. "Fetch the royal robe!" he orders, "We wouldn't want to keep our guests waiting." grinning wicked.
Hunter stares at him with curiosity "Who?" he asked.
In a room by a table sits Sebastian and Hunter, and on the other side of the table sits Karofsky. On each side of him stands Rick and Azimio "Good afternoon Don Karofsky," says Sebastian.
Karofsky removes his hat "Buon pomeriggio" (good afternoon) and runs his fingers through his hair.
"...Yes," says Hunter, not understanding what he was saying, "it was very good of you to come on such short notice." he says slowly.
Karofsky shrugs. "And all the way from Jersey," says Sebastian whispers to Hunter.
Karofsky gives the pair a cold, hard glare before sighing "Well, it is quite a drive," he says modestly.
"Oh so you do speak English," says Hunter with relief.
"You do realize that Prince Hunter and myself expressly commanded that this be a secret meeting?" he points out, gesturing to the two mean, "I mean, who are these men?"
"These are my trusted associates", says Karofsky, "On my right, Rick" who is puffing on a cigar. "On my left, Azimio," Karofsky says, pointing at Azimio.
He stands up from his seat "We-thank-you-for-inviting-us-on-the-day-of-your-daughters-wedding," he says in a monotone, "I-hope-her-first-child-is-a-masculine-child."
"Shut up, we didn't even have our meeting yet," Karofsky snaps.
Azimio blinks "Oh yeah." he mutters and sits down.
"Okay, let's get down to business, I understanding that you have been bothered by this fruit, Blaine Hood," says Karofsky, "And you want Blaine rubbed out, eliminated, maybe even killed?"
Hunter and Sebastian looked at each other for a moment then looked back at Karofsky "But how are you gonna do that everytime we send the guards after him he always beats them." said Hunter.
"Tell me Don Karofsky," says Sebastian, "What do you intend to do about Blaine?"
Karofsky with his finger tells them to move closer "Listen to this. I have got an idea," he says "Tomorrow, Tomorrow you are going to have your mid-evil fun and games. You are to make the archery event the most important contest, Blaine will not be being able to resist."
"Why is that?" both Sebastian and Hunter ask.
"We'll-make-him-an-offer-he-can't-refuse," says Azimio.
"I was just going to say that," says Karofsky moodily, slapping Azimio on the back of the head.
"That's brilliant!" grins Hunter. "And to make him show himself the winner will get a kiss from Kurt."
Sebastian clenches his fist "Why Kurt? He asks.
"You saw the way they were making goo-goo eyes at each other." Hunter replied.
"But, you do realize that Blaine is the finest archer in all the land?" Sebastian says.
"Oh no, you two don't understand?" says Karofsky jumping in, "Azimio is good, better, best. Show him your archery medals."
Azimio stands up and opens his coat, which is covered by medals, which let off an amazing glow.
"Ta da," says Karofsky proudly.
"Wow wee!" the pair say in amazement.
"I couldn't have been saying it better myself" says Karofsky, "Now, Azimio beats Blaine at the archery contest and then Rick makes Blaine no more." Rick pulls out a crossbow from his pocket.
"No more?" asks Hunter.
"Okay, you want it in plain English?" asks Karofsky, "Blaine is going to be dead. D-E-D, dead!"
"That's not how you spell it..." starts Sebastian.
"D-E-D: DEAD!" growls Karofsky. They didn't really care how Karofsky spelled it before clinking wineglasses with the Don and all of them started laughing evilly.
On the balcony above them, Kurt has heard all of this. He runs into his room, and pokes at a sleeping Jeff. "Jeff!" he says, "Jeff, wake up!"
"Ugh?" mutters Jeff, opening an eye.
"There's a foul plot afoot!" he whispers.
"It's not my feet", Jeff protests, "I washed them this morning!"
Kurt shakes his head "No, Prince Hunter and Sebastian have hired men to kill Blaine!" Kurt cries, "We must warn them immediately!"
Kurt goes to leave, only to have Jeff stop him "Wait, Kurt", says Jeff, "We can't leave now Prince Hunter will see us..."
Kurt frowns "You're right we'll leave tonight!"
Soon night came and Kurt and Jeff went over to the balcony "Pavarotti?" he calls, and Pavarotti stand underneath the balcony. Kurt slings himself over the balcony and drops on Pav safely."Jeff, I'm going on ahead, catch me up", he says, "Come on Pav."
As he trots off Jeff whistles. "Andrea!" Another horse trots up and Jeff pulls himself over the balcony. Jeff then leaps off the balcony cowboy style and quickly races after Kurt.
Blaine has just returned from patrolling around the area as he rides into the camp, he sees Trent standing on the watchtower, holding a hand to his ear
"Trent," says Blaine "what are you doing up there? You know you can see well at night." he asks worried about him because when it came to nighttime Trent would go partially blind.
"Guessing." Trent replies "I...guess no one's coming." he says looking left and right
"Please come down from there," says Blaine "and please be careful." and rides off.
Trent heads to the exit of the watch tower. "Well... I guess there's a ladder around here somewhere..." he mutters. He finally finds it, and after much moving around swings out of the tower, only to knock the ladder down, he reaches out for the non-existent ladder, only to flail around in mid air before falling to the ground with a thud. Trent picks himself up "Ouch!" he says and dusts himself off. Then he pauses "I CAN SEE!" he shouts, and goes to walk but instead walk straight into a tree. "Nope, I was wrong," Trent sighs, walking off with his arms stretched out.
In another part of the camp, where Wes and David are exiting change room and David is struggling to get his tights on "Man, these are hard to get on," he says, "Let's face it, you gotta be a man to wear tights. Wes, how are me seams?" he says turn his back to Wes.
"Perfect," says Wes, with a wide grin.
"Every time!" grins David proudly.
He and Wes high-five each other and music starts up, all the other men show up too and start to dance and sing.
We're men, men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
As the group do a punch swipe in unison, David has to duck from being hit by Trent, then has to steady him before he falls over.
We're men, men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
As the four main men lean on each other's back in front, David has to turn Trent around so he's leaning the right way, all done while still singing.
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
As they punch forward, Trent punches to the side, hitting Wes in the face.
We're men, men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
They all get into a can-can line as they sing
La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Lalalalalalala
We're men, manly men
Men in tights, yessss!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
As the main four start to move to the side, David is once again forced to grab Trent to pull him in the right direction.
We're men, men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.
We may look like pansies
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
This time Trent punches David in the face.
We're men, men in tights
Tight tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights.
We're butch!
Kurt and Jeff ride in on their horses Blaine looks up and notices the arrivals "Kurt," smiles Blaine happily. He walks over to him and holds out his arms to help him off his horse.
Kurt happily jumps into them "Hello my love", he says, "I missed you." and places a kiss on Blaine's cheek then they rub their nose together.
Jeff sighs sadly from his horse and Nick walks over as Blaine did "Here allow me", he says with a grin.
"Thank you", says Jeff, jumping into Nick's arms. "That was very sweet of you." and blushes "May I know your name?" he asks.
Nick happily sets Jeff down and knees in front of him. "My name is Nick." he replies a kisses Jeff's knuckles.
"Aww did my little Jeffy find love." Kurt teases.
Jeff sends a glare at him "Shut up Kurt."
Kurt giggles before Blaine sets him down "Darling," he says, "why have you come here?"
Kurt looks at Blaine worriedly "I've come to warn you. Prince Hunter and Sebastian have hired murderers to kill you at the fair tomorrow. You mustn't go!" he begged.
"Well.. that's easy," says Blaine with a shrug, "I won't."
"Oh I'm so happy!" says Kurt, "They were going to try and lure you there by having an archery contest." They close in for a kiss, when Blaine suddenly turns his head away, thinking.
"An archery contest?" says Blaine smiling.
"Their archer is unbeatable!" says Kurt.
Blaine stokes his chin in thought, then blinks "Reeaaaaallly?" he ponders.
"Promise you won't go!" Kurt begs again.
"Ok, I promise you won't go," says Blaine with a nod.
"Thank you..." says Kurt, then pauses, looking slightly confused.
"Hey, wait a minute Blaine," says Nick, "you said..."
"Cooooool it," says Blaine then he kisses Kurt's hand.
"Chilled," says Nick. Blaine and Kurt smile before going off on their own.
The come to a river where the moon is shining brightly and almost making Kurt's complexion glow "The night is young and you're so beautiful", he says. Kurt blinks, then Blaine takes both of Kurt's hand and bring them towards his chest.
I was searching
You were on a mission
When our hearts combined like
A neutron star collision
I had nothing left to lose
You took your time to choose
Then we told each other
With no trace of fear that
As Blaine serenades Kurt, the Warblers gather on the other side of a sheet, which is splitting the pair from the rest of the camp, making Kurt and Blaine seem like silhouettes.
Our love would be forever
And if we die, we die together
And lie, I said never
'Cause our love would be forever
As Blaine continues to sing Kurt can faintly hear a string of "oooo's" in the background.
The world is broken
And halos fail to glisten
You try to make a difference
But no one wants to listen
Hail, the preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will becloud
Then they'll dissipate
Like snowflakes in an ocean
Blaine and Kurt start dancing and swaying to the sound of Blaine voice.
Love, is forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
And lie, I said never
'Cause our love could be forever
Now I've got nothing left to lose
You take your time to choose
I can tell you now
Without a trace of fear
Blaine then places his hand on Kurt's cheek and sing the last part of the song softly.
That my love will be forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
Lie, I will never
'Cause our love will be forever.
The pair bring their lips together for a loving kiss but their lips almost touch when they hear a lot of cheering and wolf whistles. Blaine pulls down the sheet and the Warblers give a disappointed sigh before going off in their separate ways.
"Oh my dearest. I'm ready for that kiss now," says Blaine. Kurt smiles before leaning forward and capturing Blaine's lips and wrapping his arms around his neck. Blaine then feels Kurt shaking and he pulls away "Oh darling! You're shivering! Are you cold?" says Blaine, "What are you wearing underneath that cape?"
"Practically nothing," Kurt purrs.
Blaine practically shoves Kurt against the tree and instantly attaches his lips to Kurt's neck. And Kurt can't help but let out a moan. Blaine then rubs hips against Kurt's body creating wonderful friction below their belts.
Suddenly a voice interrupts them "KURT!" snaps Jeff and Kurt and Blaine pull apart and smooth out their clothes. "No ding ding without the wedding ring." They sigh, looking down, then try kiss again "Eh bepbepbepbep!" says Jeff.
Kurt huffs then gives a quick peck to Blaine's cheek "Goodnight my love" he says before going over to Jeff who is already on his horse and Kurt hoists himself up of Pavarotti.
"Goodbye, my dearest." Blaine sighs. Kurt waves and then he and Jeff ride off, leaving Blaine still waving. "Too-ta-loo" he says, "Au revior. Auf weidesen Ciao."
So guys how was that? So in the next chapter will be the archery tournament and this scene will have both lines from the Disney version and the Men in Tights version. So please leave you lovely reviews. Until next time my lovely readers. (Now this chapter is fixed 2 more to fix)
Hugs and Kisses
From Veronica
XOXO