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Recap:
"No way…" She looked up and saw…
End of recap
Chapter 6
Sasuke's Bad News
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"Watch where you're going, bitch!" A red-head with thick purple glasses shouted
"Karin…" Sakura grinded through her teeth "No way! I can't believe you still exist! You're so fugly, how come you aren't arrested for walking down the streets?!" Sakura shouted
"What's up, ugly?" I dare you to guess who said that
"Sai…" Sakura glared
"You haven't gotten any prettier" Sai fake-smiled as Sakura threw a punch at him
"Hold on now Sakura" Sasuke wrapped his arms around her waist, preventing her from killing his clone "What are you doing here?"
"Well, if you really want to know, Sasuke-kun…" Karin began…
"Holy shit!" Kiba and Kankuro shouted as they appeared around the corner
"What's up, Inuzuka and Subaku?" Sasuke asked
"I saw the ugly blurry thing on the security monitor/camera, so yea, I came to check it out" Kankuro said
"My dog smelled this evil scent and we followed it here" Kiba shrugged
"Why you!" Karin vein-popped "I'll have you arrested for that comment!!"
"Turns out it was just the Uchiha-clone and the ugly bitch over there" Kankuro said
"Tch, wish it were a blur right now don't cha, Subaku?" Kiba grunted
"Hell yea" Kankuro sighed "Seen a hell of ugly things but THAT' He pointed at Karin "is definitely the worst!"
Sasuke grunted in agreement "Guys, you're excused"
"So, as I was like saying, after like, I was rudely interrupted" Karin began "I'm here because…"
"SECURITY!!" Sakura shouted into her headset and Lee came rushing
"Hai! Reporting for duty, Sakura-san!" Lee said
"Show these…" Sakura used every ounce of self control to say this sentence, so I suggest you readers PAY ATTENTION! "unwanted guests….TO THE EXIT! NOW LEE!!"
"Tch" Sasuke smirked at Sakura's commands as Karin was harshly yanked out from his sight…as Sai just followed her with no opposition against Lee, whatsoever
"Uh, Sasuke?" Sakura was now pissed
"Yea?" Sasuke said placing his head onto her shoulder
Sakura turned her head so that her face was towards his. She screamed "LET ME GO BEFORE I SICK KIBA'S DOG AT YOU!"
Sasuke smirked "Tch, I think you made me death…"
"Oh, Sasu-chan!!" a voice sang
"What the beep is she doing here?" Sasuke said (I don't normally replace cursing with sounds but this is an exception)
"Swear to the lord, you kiss your mother with that mouth, ya big potty-mouth!" Sakura shouted
"Not really" Sasuke blew at some of his hair
"Sasuke! gasp" Mikoto froze for a moment in happiness to see her son hugging a woman
"Hello, mother" Sasuke stood up and had his I'm-being-professional,-mom,-would-you-mind-telling-me–why-the-hell-you're-here look on.
"Sasuke!! You could've told me and your father about her! Well, I guess it's not too late to cancel your engagement to Karin…" Mikoto sighed "You do make a better couple with Sakura-chan here!"
"What did you just say mother!!" Sasuke shouted "I'm not marrying that red-head whose fucking obsessed with me!!"
"Now of course honey, you'll need some time to sort it out with Sakura-dear…" Mikoto tilted her head and smiled cheekily at Sakura
"Uh, Mikoto-san? We're not dating, his hands are apparently just glued to my waist…"Sakura stated
"No, we're dating behind your back and I refuse to marry Karin when I got Sakura" Sasuke stated
"Hmm…I think I kinda trust Sakura-dear more hon, you were never a real romantice" Mikoto stated
"Pfft!" Sakura held in her laughter
"I'll be back in never…" Sasuke dragged Sakura back into his office
"That didn't make sense and why are you dragging me along!!" Sakura shouted
"Cuz you got me into this! You get me out! I am not marrying that freak of nature!!"
"Aww crud, you hate me that much?" Sakura asked
"No, I love you and don't wanna spend the rest of my life with Karin-bitch" Sasuke stated
"Wow, your statement had two negatives and a positive" Sakura stated plainly
"Want me to prove it?" Sasuke leaned close to her…very, very close…
Sakura began to glare and send little tiny demons at Sasuke
"Feh" Sasuke waved them off
Sakura's eyes widened "Fuker, what do I hafta do?"
Sasuke's eyes began to glint as he explained the plan to her
"Aww, dude! Seriously! I have to do that? Come on Sasuke-sama, please!! I seriously don't wanna do that!!" Sakura wailed
"Yes" Sasuke stated
"Just one thing Uchiha, I DO NOT! AND maybe FORVER WILL NOT! LOVE YOU" Sakura gritted her teeth as she left his office (Yes, i hope you readers were very alert as into discover the 'maybe' part was not capitilize...she whispered it to herself, kay?!)
Sasuke smirked "That's what she says…but what does she really feel?"(Oh sure, Sasuke! You can hear Sakura talk to herself but not hear the maybe part in Sakura's dialouge!!)
Uchiha mansion...
"Gee, Sasuke-kun! You really got to get colorful!" Karin said "I mean, I am marrying you after all and I don't want to live in a house just with black and blue, maybe we could add some orange and yellow just to brighten up the place for when we have kids"
Sasuke vein-popped. This girl had just stepped foot into his domain for 5 seconds and she was already criticizing and making alterations for his drapes, furniture and carpet.
"Karin…we are not getting married and we are DEFINITELY NOT HAVING KIDS!!" Sasuke shouted
"You can say that again. If you two get kids, half the world would die because they're so fugly…Hitler would look like America's Next Top Model compared to your future prodigies" Sakura stated
"What is she doing here!?" Karin pointed rudely at Sakura
"You do know that it's rude to point, where are your manners?" Sakura said plainly "I'm going to change"
"Don't take too long, Saku" Sasuke said
"Why don't you show me to our bedroom, Sasuke-kun" Karin threw him what she thought was a seductive look
Sakura almost gagged "Karin-bitch, this is a house not a zoo, don't make your face look like a monkey in here"
"One, it's my not ours, second, I'm not marrying you!!" Sasuke stated
"Pfft" Sakura huffed "With that plan of yours, just wait and see how your kids would look like" She muttered as she approached her room...
"Dammit!" Sakura turned the doorknob in every which-way she could
"SASUKE!!" Sakura screamed "Why the hell did you lock my door!!"
"Why does she have a room here? IS she one of those whores you sleep with all the time because that's a huge no-no for our engagement Sasuke!" Karin screeched
"Coming, Sa-ku-ra" Sasuke sang trailing up the stairs, glad to be rid of Karin
"You know how much I hate you right now?" Sakura glared
"My situation is ten times worst!" Sasuke said reaching into his back pocket
"Ugh! What is with men and keys in their back pockets!!" Sakura thought (This statement is so not true but I just wanted to add some criticism here)
"There" Sasuke unlocked the door just as Karin was at the top of the stairs
"Come on" Sasuke grabbed Sakura's wrist as he literally threw her into her room and onto her bed
"You are so dead" Sakura blush reddened as Sasuke breathed on her neck
"Just roll with me" Sasuke grunted
Sakura's eyes softened a bit as she felt Karin's presence at the door
She made a small moaning noise from her throat as she felt Sasuke put his lips to her neck
"AIEE!!" Karin screamed at the top of her lungs and fainted
"What's going on here-" Fugaku shouted as he peered into the room
"My, my, Sasuke-dear" Mikoto smiled "Don't think that you can just pretend to do that to Sakura-chan, we know that you're just faking it"
Sasuke glared at the Sakura's headboard of her bed "Dammit" He bit down into Sakura's flesh frustrated
"gasp" Sakura's eyes widened as she arched a little forward
Mikoto and Fugaku blinked…
"Alright, Sasuke-dear, but you still have to prove to us that you really, truly love Sakura-chan in order to cancel out your engagement to Karin, one little love-bite to Sakura won't do the trick" Mikoto said "Sai-san, could you be a dear and help with Karin"
"Fine" Sai grunted as he threw the red-head over his shoulder and descended down the stairs, purposely allowing Karin's head to hit the arm rail…over and over again… (Yes! I made Sai evil to Karin! Muah ha ha ha! I mean, so he works as her body guard, doesn't mean he has to like the girl, XP XD)
"Goddamn it! Is she really that hard to convince!!" Sasuke shouted, punching the bed
"SASUKE!! You are a DEAD man" Sakura glowered at him
"Aww damn" Sasuke said as he was hit multiple times in the head by an angry, hicky-ed Sakura
TBC
Sasuke -Alright, I'm confused, why does the Subaku work for me when he can work for his brother
Sakura-That, Uchiha-teme, shall be explained in further chapters
Sasuke-Alright, Thanks to all the readers who took the time to actually read this dumb chapter
Sakura-Thanks for all your patience for the update
Sasuke-More to come soon…I hope
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