FUCK YOU GUYS! I have shit to do. And you never review unless I state a certain number for you guys to reach via reviews and then I have to make another chapter because if I don't my word will mean jack schit. COME ON! This'll be the THIRD chapter this week. You guys suck. But anyways, since the last chapter was SHITTY in terms of reviews, NEW REVIEWS IN-BETWEEN!
Pheonixs1518 chapter 5 . 3h ago
Opps sorry that it came out as guest4 o-o.. I was logged in -shrugs- donno why it did that . Thanks for replying about the spacing issues _. Hope you eventually figure it out D -burns an offering of OWL bacon! because I SAID SO BITCH!-
Who the FUCK you callin' your bitch? * Shocks the shit out of you * DAMNIT! I JUST CLEANED THAT FLOOR AND NOW YOU'VE GONE AND SHIT ALL OVER IT! Bad torture victim! clean it up right now!
sarvesh12 chapter 5 . 6h ago
Wellllll... I can say that you are going on aright track but you are disgracing the dark lords all around the fanfic. you should be intimidating, and give agood show so that you can make followers. really you puny little boy grow up and atleast give appropriate then . hahahahaha
I find myself saddened at the time we dark lords have fallen to, Except that I am no Dark Lord right now, I'm the fucking Emperor so I give no shits about your opinion. ' Disgracing Dark Lords all around the fanfic ' In case you haven't noticed, I've not really gotten that far into the story. And if you had bothered to digest the information you've read. you'd realize that some HUGE shit is gonna go down soon. So fuck you. " Puny little boy " Really? That's the best you can do? As for a good show, This will be my only response to my readers viewing this. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! As for the making followers, Strazio is THE mother fucking Emperor, His " followers " Is the entire Sith Empire. What does he have to gain by making a few dimwits and sluts follow his command when he has the might of the Sith at his disposal? This is all just a game to him right now. If ' he ' ( AKA I, you dumb bitch. ) Wanted to, He could have had the Dark Council warp to Earth and fuck up everyone, burning it to the ground. Instead he placed a four year time limit. Strazio's testing the waters. And he doesn't give a fuck about anyone else. So fuck you very much. At any rate, NEXT!
Abominari691 chapter 5 . 12h ago
Since Strazio is "dark" and Dumbledore is light, won't Dumbledore be able to sense the evil in him?
Also, what about Dumbledore's legilimancy?
*Burns a Gamorrean meatloaf to Strazio*
P.S. You ran out of cookies in your secret pantry of evil. They were quite tasty. heheheheheee
Right now, Strazio scares the SHIT out of Dumbledore. Strazio is indeed " Dark " But not in any magical means, he's not delved into Dark Magic, relying on his Force abilities. So Fumblemore can't detect jack shit. As for his Legilimancy, so far he's not attempted it. But do you REALLY think that the EMPEROR is incapable of protecting his mind? The previous one was weakened to begin with, and was caught off guard by Strazio's power. So he got fucked up. Strazio on the other hand is MUCH more powerful and constantly on guard. So Fumblemore can't do jack shit.
MP7 BOSS chapter 5 . 15h ago
Ok so quick question will Strazio have a familiar and if he does what kind? Also in a second note I would like and I'm pretty sure everyone else would like to know how many and which girls will be involved with Starxio.
*burns all you can eat buffet of bacon*
Fuck it, THIS WILL BE THE ONLY TIME I SPOIL ANYTHING, SO YOU USED UP YOUR ONE SPOILER! Should have used it for the ending ... anyways, Strazio's Familiar will be the King of Serpents, AKA Slytherin's Basilisk underneath the school. As for the girls, right now She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-In-Order-To-Keep-Her-Name-A-Secret Is the only contender for Strazio's affections, Daphne will either end up Sharing with her or being Strazio's Sister figure. I'm undecided as of yet.
Sennybee98 chapter 5 . 16h ago
I wonder, if the troll can't kill the mud blood. Perhaps Khem val can finish the job?
*gives cheeseburger to Strazio*
I have plans for the whorish Mudblood who lowers herself to polish Weasels rod. Insignificant ones, but plans indeed... So unfortunately no. As much as I would enjoy it. * munches on cheeseburger * GAH! PICKLES! YOU FUCKER! * Shocks senny *
darth Queidus chapter 5 . 20h ago
I offer bacon. You are cool. I like the idea of the emperor particularly since it hasn't been used before. What will you do with Daphne. Will she be someone as power or will he be forced to marry a weak little fool. May the force set you free.
Finally, someone worthy of my attentions. Bow before your Emperor. and never forget the Code. Your offering is accepted, I will not dignify the cool remark with a response, and I thought " Hey, Why the fuck not? Making him a badass anyways, why not just make him OP instead? " Daphne again remains undecided. She will either end up as a sister figure or servant to Strazio, Lover to him, or lover to Malfoy. Who WILL indeed serve Strazio. And remember the code,
Peace is a Lie, there is only Passion.
Through Passion, I gain Strength.
Through Strength, I gain Power.
Through Power, I gain Victory.
Through Victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Blademstr chapter 5 . 21h ago
I must say I rather enjoyed reading this chapter, putting Mcgonnagal (no idea how to spell her name my apologies) in her place, smacking the red headed dumpster about, scaring the living shit out of EVERYONE, and overall making Strazio badass. I'm rather curious to who his dark Empress will be, but i must say EVERY DARK LORD deserves dark concubines as well *muahahahahah... cough cough* sorry not good at evil laugh as you are sir. *gives roast pig with a side plate of bacon*
You sound familiar ... Have you met a friend of mine? His name is Malgus. Anyways, Most likely Ginny will end up his plaything, though he certainly will not lower himself to associate with such trash. Ginny may one day find herself in the great hall, in a rather ... Compromising, position. Where she's rather vulnerable. I believe you understand my meaning. Your curiosity is duly noted, and will be Sated in perhaps five or six chapters. depending. Your service will be faithfully rewarded, for if you post a review on the chapter BEFORE I post the one that reveals her name, I will tell you it in advance. Consider it a reward for your loyalty.
Luishunter65 chapter 5 . 21h ago
Do harry/daphne pairing better
My eyes must deceive me, indeed. It looks like someone just told me what to do, and in fact talked to me like I gave two fucks what they say. Listen " Luishunter65 " if that is your name, Fuck. Off. Don't you fucking DARE tell me what to do in MY story, You have just earned yourself SPECIAL treatment. Marr! Put him in chains and send him to the Hutts. Tell them he is to be used as they see fit. Oh, and Luis? * Shocks him to near death * NEVER give me an order.
oleg212 chapter 5 . 22h ago
Heres an idea:
Quirrell/Voldy senses Strazio's power and either accepts him as an equal or bows down to him.
*Deep fries an offering of "Dobby the house elf" to Strazio*
never did like that bloody elf anyway
Ah, Oleg my dear friend. Good to hear from you again. The fried corpse of an elf is not only unappetizing, but also quite useless. Do not worry, you will be forgiven. As for your suggestion, I assure you. Voldemort will either bow down to Strazio, or his corpse will lie at my feet. However, in my opinion it is FAR too early for this to happen, So have patience, my loyal servant.
This is your Emperor, signing off. { Take note of how while it is titled A/N, It is classified as a Chapter, thus my promise is fulfilled. I'll make an ACTUAL chapter over the weekend, and most likely post it on monday. }
Fixed the Eric-Jessica potter mixup. { Indeed, I DO make mistakes. Not often, but I do. }