FRIDAY NIGHT: Bar Night
"So why are we going to wherever we are going?" Crowpaw asked Graypaw. The crackhead didn't even acknowledge him. "Don't answer me then!" Crowpaw whined.
"Crowpaw, listen, and shut up!" Graypaw growled and walked faster down the dorms.
Crowpaw sat in silence for 5 minutes.
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Okay, it was actually thirty seconds but Alyson feels she can exagerrate a little bit here. Work with me! Anyway, it was when they reached the elevators that Crowpaw spoke agan. "What am I supposed to be listening for?" Graypaw smacked his forehead.
"And here I thought I would be able to go a minute... darnit!" Graypaw cursed, staring at the top of the elevator. The smoky gray furred tom looked back at Crowpaw when he found a black paw waving in front of him. "Oh! You said something?"
"Erm, nothing. Where are we going?" Crowpaw inquired.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeell, me, Ravenpaw, Firepaw, Sorrelpaw, and Cinderpaw all decided that you need to go down to the Warrior High bar! Even through it's mainly for high schoolers and stuff, they still will serve the sixth and seventh grade booze and all that! But... the thing is, to come, you have to bring a friend so I'm bringing Cinderpaw and you get Sorrelpaw!" He said cheerily.
"Uhh, did it ever occur to you that maybe Ravenpaw and Firepaw don't have anybody to go with?" Crowpaw asked with a sly smirk. Graypaw rolled his eyes. "Don't tell me..." Graypaw nodded his head. "GRAYPAW! THAT IS SICK IN EVERY WAY!" Crowpaw yowled.
"Hey! We ran out of females! And plus, the bar is only open on Friday nights and no elementary apprentices and kits can come! I've been waiting my whole life to go to one of these!' Graypaw exclaimed in a louder voice. Crowpaw swore that if this was an anime cartoon, he would have a sweat drop on his right temple by now.
"Can we just get going?" He asked.
"Er... right" Graypaw replied when the elevator stopped. "To the bar!" And with that, he struck a pose.
--
Crowpaw and Graypaw sat at a marble - tan colored table, Graypaw having his hindpaws propped up against the edge of the table. Beside them, Sorrelpaw and Cinderpaw sat in their red colored dresses, Firepaw and Ravenpaw sighing with relief that they didn't have to act gay anymore.
The waitresses all started going to the tables, most of them being Shadowstar, Windstar, Morningflower, and Goldenflower along with a few others. A loud noise alerted Crowpaw from his daze, the noise coming from the doors.
"Hey girls! Sandy's in the house!" Squirrelpaw and Whitepaw announced. The ginger she - cat and white she - cat both sidestepped as most toms without a date stared in awe. Sandpaw emerged in the room with Stormpaw at her side, his smoky gray fur shining and polished to perfection.
On each side of Sandpaw and Stormpaw, all of their friends started to lay out a red carpet and form a barricade around them. And it just so happened and that Crowpaw and his friends had the table closest to the stage.
"STORMY! THEY STOLE OUR TABLE!" Sandpaw whined in yowl - like fashion. Without thinking, Ivypaw and Tawnypaw raced over to Crowpaw and Graypaw.
Tawnypaw put a tortoiseshell furred paw on her hips and said: "Uhh, you are, like, like uglying up our table. Please move before we get Foxpaw and Bramblepaw to make you move" She smirked. Cinderpaw laughed.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, if you insist" Cinderpaw laughed and then inhaled. 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NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: EVERYBODY'S NERVES!"
But unfortuantely, Tawnypaw and Ivypaw couldn't take the sheer stupidity of the song and ran off, holding their ears and wiping off Cinderpaw's spit which had by now, accumulated on their 'pretty' fur.
"Come on girls! We'll go get the NEW best table!" Squirrelpaw insisted to Sandpaw.
"Thank you Squirrelpaw" Sandpaw replied, sending a death glare to Crowpaw and company. As soon as the ginger she - cat walked off, Crowpaw high - fived Cinderpaw.
"As much as I hate to say this, Cinderpaw, your loud mouth has actually helped us" Sorrelpaw sighed. "Now, I'm hungry and we have nothing to do until Fall Out Cat comes. Where's the waitress?" She asked, turnign around and looking around.
"Umm, Sorrelpaw, look behind you" Ravenpaw pointed out. Sorrelpaw turned around to see the shape of Morningflower standing over her with a notepad in her right paw, pen in the left.
"Hello, I'm Morningflower and I work at the bar every Friday. Would you like something to drink while we get everybody seated, Food will be served shortly" She greeted with a warm smile. Surprisingly, she IS straight and IS married to Deadfoot.
"Erm, I'll take a Diet Dr. Mouse Blood, water for Mr. Emo over there--" Cinderpaw decided to speak for her friends, pointing to Firepaw at said time.
"Yo" He only answered and went back to slitting his wrist. Morningflower nodded and started to scribble furiously down their orders.
"Let's see, I'll take a Thrush Wing. Easy on the vodka" Ravenpaw ordered.
"I'll take liquid crack" Graypaw told her. Morningflower turned her head to the side, giving Graypaw a questioningly glance. "Fine, regular Mouse Blood" He sighed.
"And I guess me and Sorrelpaw will simply settle for two Malted Voles, take out the alcohol" Crowpaw ordered for he and the tortoiseshell she - cat. Morningflower gave a short farewell and turned on heel to head towards the kitchen. "Okay, while we wait for Fall Out Cat, anybody want have any interesting news?"
"Good idea, I've been trying to get Minnowpaw to go out with me" Graypaw motioned to Minnowpaw with his tail.
The gray and white she - cat was steadily stirring her drink with a bored expression, her fur was fluffed up and shining in the lighting which would soon become dim when Fall Out Cat appeared. "Nah, Graypaw, you should try and date Sparrowpaw instead. Minnowpaw wouldn't even dream of you" Ravenpaw snickered.
"Hey, I can keep trying can't I?" Graypaw inquired with a short laugh. Crowpaw and Firepaw rolled their eyes. "By the way" He added, looking at Firepaw. "Ya know, Firepaw, you should dye your fur or something. That would look awesome on you" He suggested.
"Maybe. Later" He replied, casting a forlorn look at his razor which was being gripped in his paw tightly.
"So, while we wait, what you guys wanna order?" Ravenpaw interupted. Crowpaw looked down at his menu and grabbed it, hurridly scanning down the list. He traced the lines with one claw, reading each of the items until he stopped at one in particular.
"Here we go, BBQ Ribs, french fries, a baked potato, stuffed, potato salad with crawfish dipped in it, and a salad on the side. Any drink of choice. And it only cost 15 mouse tails" Crowpaw announced. "Sounds good to me" He added.
"Well I might go with a shrew burger" Ravenpaw explained. Crowpaw and Firepaw both shrugged their shoulders before Firepaw stuffed his head back into his menu.
"Chaffinch. Gumbo" Firepaw said.
"I think me and Cinderpaw might get a rabbit steak. What about you, Graypaw?" Sorrelpaw asked. Graypaw set his menu down and had a smug grin plastered across his face, paws crossed against his chest.
"I'm ordering a cow" He said slyly. Crowpaw, Ravenpaw, and Cinderpaw's jaws dropped.
"Did you just say you were ordering a COW?" Cinderpaw asked in disbelief.
"Yep, sure did. A whole cow for only 500 mouse tails."
"How much money do you parents have?" Sorrelpaw asked.
"Well, my dad, Patchpelt, is mayor of Thunderclan, my mother, Willowpelt, is a prostitue working for the Secret Service... she's always going off to random countries and making out with princes and kings... don't ask about my life. It's pretty messed up" Graypaw replied with a short sigh.
"Well I guess my life would be messed up too if I smoked crack all day" A passing Talonpaw snorted. Graypaw shot him a death glare.
"Pie, tis a wonderful thing"
"Well that was random... Sorrelpaw said to Cinderpaw.
"I know!" She said cheerily. "I got it from some fanfiction on fanfiction .net from some story called Welcome to Warrior High's reviews, a few authors named Rabbitstorm, Flamepelt's Wrath...and a few others actually. But I really have no idea how I know this" Cinderpaw smirled cheekily afterwards.
--
"This food taste awesome!" Graypaw announced loudly.
"Graypaw, we all know how much you like to eat, but that is the fifteenth time you have said that" Sorrelpaw reminded the smoke furred apprentice. Graypaw only laughed a little bit.
"But I must announce it dearest Sorrelpaw!" He chuckled. He only found a carrot coming at his eyes.
"THE WORLDS GOING TO END! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DONT WANNA DIE! I DONT WANNA! I DONT WANNA! I DONT WANNNA! MOMMY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE! THE CARRORTS ARE ATTACKING US!" Ravenpaw shrieked.
"Ravenpaw, calm down." Firepaw said. The flame colored apprentice looked ready to bash his head into the finely polished tables, all to vent out his frustration.
Ravenpaw was now inhaling a lot, sweat already starting to drip of his whiskers and tail tip. "Good Starclan, Ravenpaw, I would almost swear that your were about to go meet Scourge for a cup of sugar!" Sorrelpaw joked.
"It's not funny!" he growled. His claws were already flexing.
"Yes it is" Crowpaw taunted.
"No it isn't!" Ravenpaw shot back.
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is"
"HEY LOOK! IT'S FALL OUT CAT!" Cinderpaw shrieked, nearly falling out her chair in fan girl - ness.
And it was true, appearing on stage, was Fall Out Cat, the band which consisted of Greenpool, Griffenflash, Phoenixflight, Flamefeather, and Hotsauce.
Of course, nobody knows how Hotsauce got his name, except for his girlfriend who is actually a bisexual. But that's a whooooooooole nother story there. (Hey! I'm from Louisiana! I can use words like nother on here!)
Crowpaw started clapping along with the rest of the crowd, mainly Ivypaw and Whitepaw who were fainting at the mere sight of Phoenixflight, the lead yowler. "Are you guys ready for tonight?" He announced in the microphone.
A loud yowl erupted from the crowd.
"I'll take that as a yes!" He added. "Now tonight, we will be performing, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs!" And with that, he stepped back and started to play Thnks Fr Th Mmrs.
Im gonna make it bend and break,
They sent you to me without wings,
Say a prayer, but let the good times roll,
In case God doesn't show,
Let the good times roll (Let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right,
But its the wrong's that make the words come to life,
Who does he think he is?
If that's the worst you've got,
Better put your fingers back to the key.
One night and one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great,
He tastes like you, only sweeter,
One night, yea, one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Thanks for the memories,
See, he tastes like you, only sweeter.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Been looking forward to the future,
But my eyesight is going bad,
And this crystal ball is,
Always cloudy except for (except for),
When you look into the past (look into the past),
One night stand (One night stand, oh)
One night and one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great,
He tastes like you, only sweeter,
One night, yea, one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Thanks for the memories,
See, he tastes like you, only sweeter.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
They say I only think,
In the form of crunching numbers,
In hotel rooms, collecting Page Six lovers,
Get me out of my mind, and get you out of those clothes.
Im a liner away from getting you into the mood.
Woah-oh.
One night and one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great,
He tastes like you, only sweeter,
One night, (Woah) Yea (Woah) one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Thanks for the memories,
See, he tastes like you, only sweeter.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
One more night,
One more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Even though they weren't so great,
He tastes like you, only sweeter,
One (more) night, Yea one more time,
Thanks for the memories,
Thanks for the memories,
See, he tastes like you, only sweeter.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
The crowd started to cheer.
"PHOENIXFLIGHT IS SO HOT!" Cinderpaw yowled. The band bowed and moved onto a calmer song to let the cats eat.
"Ya know, we should do this kind of thing more often" Ravenpaw suggested.
"All we have to do is come here every Friday. And notice Shortwhisker, Owlpaw, and their friends aren't here. Nor Kestrelpaw, Leafpaw, Harepaw, Cody, and their friends. I think it was something about that if you have a KNOWN history of being a nerd or a gay then they won't let you in"
"Well that's... helpful. Note to self, never change to be attracted to the opposit sex" Sorrelpaw joked.
"Fair. Point." Firepaw said in his cool emo voice. Ya know ya love it.
"So now what?" Crowpaw asked, flipping his tussle of fur out of his eyes.
"I say we PARTAY!" Cinderpaw screeched and dashed off to go dance with the nearest tom.
"So what should we do tommorrow?" Crowpaw asked. "It is Saturday after all"
Graypaw put a paw to his head and tapped it.
"Good question... maybe we should go swimming or something... or we could always go rig the bathrooms. I heard that's what Thistleclaw and Jaggedtooth did last year." Ravenpaw suggested. "Just a thought" He added thoughtfully in a thoughtful thinking thoughts thoughtfully-ish type way.
"Well, how come Thistleclaw gets his full name, shouldn't he still be Thistlepaw or something?" Crowpaw asked.
"Nope! After you've been in the sixth grade for five years or more, they give you the ending. I actually feel sorry for him, being stuck with the newest junior high kids every year. That must be boring" Graypaw snickered. "As for tommorrow, I say we go rig and vandalize the dorms and stuff"
"I'm down with that" Ravenpaw and Crowpaw agreed.
"Well you guys go do that, I'll stay back and laugh I disagree off whenever you both get caught" Sorrelpaw laughed. "Now, I am going to finish eating and then go find out if Cinderpaw has maimed or possibly done worse to Fall Out Cat"
"Well good, we'll be right here and start planning"
"Good, you just do that"
"We will"
Crowpaw hummed to himself.
--
Fall Out Cat had given up. After you have to listen to Cinderpaw say:
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NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, EVERYBODY'S NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS: EVERYBODY'S NERVES!"
About 50,000 times, over and over, wouldn't you give up too?
So instead, Kitten Park decided to sing some of their songs after Fall Out Cat left. forget the fact that Cinderpaw tried to get all of the band members numbers the whole time, Ravenpaw repeating the world was going to end, Firepaw constantly slitting his wrist, and Sorrelpaw, Graypaw, and Crowpaw all sitting and eating, the night actually went well.
Inevitably, Harepaw snuck inside the bar and ended up with fifteen broken bones by the end of the night.
The poor thing.
