Declaimer copyright I don't own Loud House.
The story begins with the Loud sisters watching their favorite show Dream Boat playing.
"Will our captivating captain find her first mate, or will it be man overboard? Find out tonight as we set sail for love on...The Dream Boat." The Narrator said.
Shows the sisters watching, mouths open.
"Eeeee! Karen should totes pick Bronson, he's...so gorge, I can't even..." Lori said excitingly.
"No way, dude! What about Brock? He wrote her that sweet jam." Luna said.
Flashback to an episode where Karen is listening to Brock play the accordion.
"I like Bram." Lucy said.
Flashback to another episode; Bram comes out from behind a beach chair looking sneaky.
"Eww! He gives me the creeps!" Lola yelled.
"Exactly." Lucy said.
"I like Bryant!" He sniffs a rose. "He's so romantic..." Leni said.
Flashback to another episode; Karen is with Bryant on the ship's deck.
"Karen, I'll be your North Star." He sighs. "'Cause no matter where this journey takes you, I'll always be there to guide you home." Bryant said.
"'North Star'? Ach, poppycock. Tree moss is a far more reliable means of navigation, given that it only grows on the north side of trees." Lisa said.
The sisters grumble and toss their popcorn at her.
"I like Blaine!" Flashbacks to Blaine in another episode. "I bet he can bench 300 pounds, maybe 320 with his bod!" Lynn yelled.
Lincoln and Jonathan joins them.
"Blaine? But he wore flip flops to their first date! I mean, I can't even..." Lincoln said.
"Alright ladies time to place your bets, who do you think Karen will pick?" Jonathan asked taking his wallet out.
The sisters chatter pulling out their money.
"It's so much fun watching this show with you boys, you're like...literally one of the girls!" Lori yelled.
Lynn Sr. walks out of his room and overhears Lori and gasps in shock. "One of the girls?!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Flashback to Lincoln and Jonathan times hanging with the girls. First, they hangs out in the bathroom with Lori wearing their bathrobes.
Lori applying mud to Lincoln's face. "This mud mask is both cleansing and invigorating." Lori said.
"Oh, my pores are tingling!" Lincoln yelled.
Lynn Sr. walks by and winces.
Now Jonathan is giving Lucy a manicure in her room while he has headlight over her painted nails.
"Thanks, Jonathan. I always mess up my right hand." Lucy said.
Lola suddenly in the room. "HEY! Someone put her funeral dress in the wash..." She shows her splattered dress. "...with all my pageant gowns!" Growls and stomps over to Lucy, who pretends to die; she bonks her on the head. "UGH! I can't rip you apart if you're already DEAD!" Lola yelled.
Lynn Sr. overhears and starts biting his nails.
Now Lincoln is knitting something with Luna.
"Back two over one." Lincoln said.
"You got it, bro!" She tries on the headband she knitted. "These accessories will make our outfits rockin'! Luna yelled.
Having knitted fringes on the jacket he's wearing. "Rocking!" Lincoln yelled.
Now Jonathan is working on a poncho Leni is wearing.
"Jonathan, how's that hem coming?" Leni asked.
"Almost done!" Jonathan yelled.
"Thanks! I can wear this poncho for all five seasons!" Leni yelled.
Jonathan rolls his eyes and smiles at this; end flashback.
Lynn Sr. puts his hands to his hand 'Yikes! Are my boys spending to much time around my girls? Nah, I'm sure It'll turn out fine.' Lynn Sr. Thought to himself.
Jonathan pulls out pink lemonade and pink cupcakes. "Alright who wants some confer food, cause my boy Blaine is getting picked." Jonathan said.
"This show's lame. Let's watch guy stuff." Lynn Sr. said then changes the channel.
"HEY!" The Kids yelled.
"A lifetime in the extreme wilderness has made Rip Hardcore as tough as a two-dollar steak." The Male TV Announcer said.
"Now this is my kind of show." Lynn Sr. said.
Lori scoffs. "Since when?" Lori asked.
"Oh no, turn it back! I got money running off tonight!" Jonathan yelled.
The kids start fighting Lynn Sr. over the remote.
The next day, Lynn Sr., Jonathan and Lincoln are walking into the woods with their backpacks.
"Man Mr. L you sure picked a random time to want to go on a camping trip?" Jonathan asked.
"Yeah can't wait to spend some guy with guys!" Lincoln yelled with excitement .
"Yup nothing like some guy time with my two favorite boys. Now are you ready to get extreme?" Lynn Sr. asked.
"You know it!" Lincoln yelled with Jonathan giving a thumbs up.
Lincoln and Lynn Sr. fist bumped then the men descent into the woods.
The men approach a wooded area by a stream.
"Now this spot looks perfect." Lynn Sr. said.
Lincoln sees a sign. "But the sign says 'No Camping here! Extreme Danger!'" Lincoln yelled.
"Exactly. Extreme! Our first order of business: securing shelter." Lynn Sr. said.
Jonathan gets out a tent. "I bought this tent online last year. It has it own veranda." Jonathan said.
"Tough guys don't sleep on verandas, Jon." Lynn Sr. picks up some twigs. "They build their own shelter." Lynn Sr. said.
Lincoln and Jonathan look at each other with raise eyebrow.
The next scene, The boys's shelter is replica of the Loud House consists of the twigs.
"What a beaut." Lincoln said.
"That 'Camping for pros' book I got from Lisa sure came in handy." Joanthan said.
"All in a manly day's work. Now, how about we rustle up some grub." Lynn Sr. said.
"Great." Jonathan picks up a picnic hamper. "I made us a Swiss Chard Frittata." Jonathan said.
"Forget the frittata, Jon. Tough guys eat beans." Lynn Sr. says holding out a can of beans.
Jonathan has prepared a stove and is now putting on an apron.
"Were you thinking chili or more of a cassoulet?" Jonathan asked.
Cut to Lynn Sr. eating the beans raw while Jonathan and Lincoln eat the Swiss Chard Frittata with chili on it.
Lynn Sr. not enjoying his beans.
"Mmm-mmm-mmm! Good stuff, you boys don't know what your missing." Lynn Sr. said in feigning delight.
"Dad ,are you sure don't what we're having?" Lincoln asked.
"I think I'll save the rest for later." Lynn Sr said.
"Yeah, breakfast. Or never." Jonathan said.
"Well, we're burning daylight here. Better get started on our campfire." Lynn Sr. said.
"Way ahead of you." Jonathan said getting out an artificial campfire. "This baby's got LED lights, sick flames and realistic crackling sounds." He added.
Jonathan turns on the artificial campfire but Lynn Sr. turns it off.
"Jon, tough guys make real fires." Lynn Sr. said.
Lincoln and Lynn Sr. make several attempts to build a fire but to no avail; as a result, Jonathan pulls out a lighter and sets the pile of twigs on a fire.
Lynn Sr. makes a farting sound.
"Sorry! Must have been the beans." Lynn Sr. said.
"No need to apologize, dad. Tough guys let it all out." Lincoln said lets out a fart.
"Well, in that case..." Jonathan said then belches in Lincoln face.
The guys then start belching and farting, they have so much fun belching and farting until a bird drops from the sky.
The scene changes to nighttime as boys are laying their sleeping bags on the ground.
Lincoln yawns. "All this extreme ruggedness has worn me out." Lincoln said.
Jonathan set up an inflatable mattress. "What level of firmness do you want?"
"We don't need that. The ground will be our mattress." Lincoln said.
"Well you guys do that my back needs support." Jonathan said setting up his sleeping bag.
Lincoln and Lynn Sr proceed to get into their sleeping bags, start shifting around in them and ultimately end up lying down on top of the inflatable bed inside them.
"We're tough guys, not animals." Lincoln nods. "I'm really glad we did this, boys. Out here in the woods, away from all the girls. I'm starting to feel like your becoming real men." Lynn Sr. said.
Jonathan and Lincoln give Lynn Sr a look.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Lincoln asked.
"Well, I brought you boys out here to make you two more manly." Lynn Sr confessed.
Jonathan and Lincoln gasp in shock "Excuse me, what makes you make say we're not manly?" Jonathan asked.
"Well, I saw you boys wearing mud mask." Lynn Sr. said.
"So keeping our faces clean and looking good is a bad thing?" Lincoln asked.
"Well, I...no I mean not really look that was a bad example I saw Jonathan giving Lucy a manicure.
"Yeah, cause she needed help and I was around, what helping women is not manly?" Jonathan asked.
"Yeah, with that logic I guess I should not hang out with my sisters anymore cause that's not manly either?" Lincoln asked.
"No, well I'm not really saying this right." Lynn Sr.
Lincoln & Jonathan both give him a disapproving look and move into the Loud House cabin from him while Lynn Sr. looks down in disappointment.
Scene switches to morning.
Lynn Sr. Yawns. "Nothing like waking up in-" Lynn Sr. begins to say, but is shocked by being in the water.
"WATER! I'm in the water!" Lynn Sr. screamed.
"How did this happen?" Lynn Sr. asked.
Flashback to Lynn Sr sleeping bag being taken away by rising water levels, then back to Lynn Sr. un-amused faces. He then notice a waterfall up ahead and scream in terror.
"Lincoln, Jonathan help!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
As he frantically try to paddle, some familiar debris flows down the river.
"Hey, isn't that our shelter?" Lynn Sr. asked.
"Son, Johnny where are you?!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Lynn Sr. made it to land and looked around.
"What have I done, my son and Johnny are lost in the woods and It's all my fault." Lynn Sr. said.
Lynn Sr. then walks through the woods and sits on a rock after getting tried from his walking.
"I hope the boys are OK, what am I gonna tell the girls, what a really soft rock." Lynn Sr. said. However it turns out he was sitting on a moose and the moose gets up in anger. "Not a rock, moose!" Lynn Sr. screamed.
Lynn Sr. proceed to scream in panic and run away from the charging moose, climbing a tree for safety in the process.
"Ha, nothing a tough guy like me can't handle." Lynn Sr. said. The moose starts ramming the tree, sending him flying.
"I'm alive, take that nature!" Lynn Sr. then punches a bee hive and the bees come out of the hive. "Dang It" Lynn Sr. said.
Lynn Sr. proceed to running away screaming from the bees as they get stung.
"This is still nothing a tough guy like me can't handle. He stop running. At least it's not raining." Rain starts coming down. "Is that all you got!?" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Mud slide drags him down the mountain as he continue screaming. He start panting.
"Fine, I'm no a tough guy, I'm a hungry, wet and cold sissy and I wish I was with my family at home eating pink cupcakes!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Lynn Sr. yelling wakes up a bear. "Bear!" Lynn Sr. yells.
Lynn Sr. scream as the bear roars.
"Lynn, quick, play dead!" Lincoln yells.
He pretend to be dead as the bear checks for signs of life, then leaves when he thinks Lynn Sr. dead. He proceed to run to the boys as soon as the bear leaves.
"Jonathan, that was amazing! How did you know to play dead?" Lynn Sr. asked.
Flashback to a Jonathan and Lana moment.
Jonathan was walking by the twins and Lola was kicking Lana.
"What are you two doing?" Jonathan asked.
"Lana ruined my tea party and is playing dead so can't destroy her." Lola said.
Jonathan looks at Lana sees she playing dead.
"First Lucy now Lana why can't I make anyone pay." Lola said.
Back to the present
"It's something I learned from Lana & Lucy." Jonathan said.
"Does she know anything about keeping warm?" Lynn Sr. asked shivering.
"No, but Leni does." Jonathan said.
Flashback to the Leni and Jonathan moment.
"I can wear this poncho for all 5 seasons. The key is the faux fur lining." Leni said.
Back to the present; they wear ponchos made out of leaves.
"Wow, it is so toasty." Lincoln said.
"The key is the birch bark lining. Now come on, guys, we're going home." Jonathan said.
Lynn Sr. looks around "Which way?"
Mmmmm... Jonathan thinks he then look around lost "...this way!" Jonathan yelled.
They start running.
Jonathan looks at the moss "Lisa said that moss only grows on the north side of trees." Jonathan said.
"I parked Vanzilla at the north valley B&B. Follow that moss!" Lynn Sr. yelled. As they take off running and stop in front of a hill. "How do we get up there?" Lynn Sr. added.
Flashback to the Luna and Lincoln moment.
"You got it, bro! These accessories will make our outfits rocking!" Luna yelled.
"Rocking!" Lincoln yelled.
"And if you braid the strands real tight, they're strong enough to use as ropes. Right, Chunk?" Luna asked.
Chunk pulling on a rope. "Right as rain, love." He said. He then notices the Piano is too big for the window. "We're gonna need a bigger window, though." Chunk added.
Back to the present
"Back two, over one." Lincoln said. He pulls the rope to test it. "That'll hold." Lincoln added.
They start climbing up.
"This is great, Lincoln. What did you make this rope out of?" Jonathan asked.
Lincoln realizes what the rope is made out of and scene switches to guys next to a mud pit.
"This should help the poison ivy." Lincoln said.
Flashback to the Lori and Lincoln moment.
Lincoln with mud on his face. "Oooh, my pores are tingling." He said.
"It also soothes sunburn, poison ivy, and mild to moderate acne." Lori said.
Back to the present where the boys come across a rock they can't move.
"How are we gonna move this bad boy?" Lincoln asked.
Lynn Sr. starts thinking of a solution.
Flashback to a Lynn and Lincoln moment, as the latter struggles to move a trash can and makes struggling noises as Lynn comes into the scene.
"Step aside, I got this." She then spits on her hands and rubs them together, proceeding to grab the trash can. "You gotta lift with your legs, not your back. you see?" Lynn said. She throws the trash can out and hits her dad in the process.
"OW!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
Flashback to the present as the three move the rock out of the way.
Lincoln comes across a log over a cliff and tries to cross it. "Whoa!" He yells loses his balance and hugs the log to prevent himself from falling off while Jonathan tries to think of another plan.
Flashback to a Lola and Jonathan moment as the former practices her catwalk as she curtsies her dress in her high heels while having three books on her head.
"How do you balance in those?" Jonathan asked.
"Eyes forward! Chin up! Tushie clenched!" Lola yelled. She grunts after showing a balance method.
Back to present where the boys are walking across the log safely.
"Good tip, Lincoln. It really works!" Lynn Sr yells as he walks along the log smiling and waving.
"I don't think you have to do the wave." Lincoln says while Jonathan chuckles.
Lynn Sr. shrugs, air kisses and takes off behind the boys. The boys run through the woods until they arrive safely at the B&B.
"Lincoln, Jonathan we did it! We made it back!" Lynn Sr. yelled. He falls to the grass and sighs in relief.
"I'm pooped. I'm just gonna sit down, and rest for a bit on this nice soft rock." Lynn Sr. said.
Lynn Sr. remember his experiences with "soft rocks" and jumps into Jonathan's arms as they realize.
"Oh, this one's really just a rock." Lynn Sr. said.
Jonathan and Lincoln start laughing with Lynn Sr. joining after a bit.
Scene changes to the Loud House at night
Lynn Sr. working on muffins; he looks to the readers. "I thought my boys would be sissy with how much time they spend around with my girls, when actually it's just the opposite. If it wasn't for them I'd probably be moose meal by now." He then walks in the living room towards the kids. "And now that I don't have to worry about what's manly or girly or any of that junk I can relax and enjoying times like this." He offers muffins to his daughters, Son and somewhat son. "Who wants strawberry muffins?" Lynn Sr. asked.
Loud Sisters and boys all say "I do" multiple times as they completely clean up the tray. They proceed to start eating the muffins as Lynn Sr. sits in between them to watch Dream Boat, he gives Leni a kiss on the cheek, Lola hugs him and he rubs Lincoln hair.
"Oh Blaine, please tell me you're not wearing clogs." Lincoln said.