DISCLAIMER: I own nothing Twilight but you guys already know that! I did watch breaking dawn last night after my date stood me up...MEN pfftttttt who needs em?

Okay, so I know I have been out of the loop but I have just been so busy with, kids, work and school that I haven't had time to wipe my ass let alone sit at my laptop and write. So I will not promise regular updates but I will update when I can.

So now we have an Epov, I think the story was calling for one personally. ENJOY!

Edward:

It had become obvious to me that I couldn't get that woman out of my head.

Isabella Swan.

Isabella Swan was the most beautifullest creature ever made. Her long chestnut coloured hair looked so smooth, her milky white translucent skin made her look radiant, her dazzling brown eyes were gorgeous and had a twinkle in them, her hot tattoos fitted her perfectly and that attitude... fuck, that attitude of hers gave me a serious hard on. When she flipped me off and walked out of my surgery, my cock got so hard. It was straining against pants to the point where it was painful.

With all that being said there was no doubt in my mind, that bitch was nuts. She was hot headed, smart mouthed and not afraid to use a baseball bat. She scared me shitless but I wasn't going to let her know that. I got up in her personal space, I could feel this strange tension around us... like the room was buzzing with electricity but the closer I got to her could see that she changed, instead of being this strong crazy ass woman, I knew she felt vulnerable. I worked that to my advantage of course and whispered in her ear, she went weak, literally had to hold on to me to keep herself upright.

That's when I slipped her the note and stole her cigarettes, the girl had great teeth I wanted her to keep it that way plus I thought it would be fun to play with her a little and I could be a sneaky little fucker when I wanted to be.

Something about Miss Isabella brought me out of my shell. All my life I had been the geek that nobody wanted to be seen with, I was the target for bullies. They didn't bother me, I ignored them, concentrated on my schooling and became a dentist. I achieved my goal, while said bullies are probably jobless and living off of the government.

Assholes!

I'd never been a ladies man, I couldn't pick a woman up to save my life. I was too awkward around them, I'd never say or do the right thing. Emmett, my sister Rosalie's husband drags me out all the time. We hit bars and clubs but the night usually ended up, us both drunk busting some cheesy moves in flares... the 80's club in town. We were an embarrassment, Rose wouldn't come out with us anymore but she was never any fun anyway. All she did was sit there and pout and then she strikes if a woman so near as breaths in Emmett's personal space.

Rosalie is a lot like Miss Isabella with her attitude and her foul mouth. I don't think my sister is as crazy as the Swan, but then again I don't believe that anyone is. When I saw her trying to look through the building windows I took that as an opportunity to mess with her a little more. I knew that when I got close to her, her guard came down whether she let it down or not she was like putty in my hands and cute... she was very cute when she was susceptible.

Every waking minute was spent with her in my mind, I just couldn't shake her but I didn't want to.

My phone beeped on the coffee table in front of where I was sat on the couch, deep in thought about you know who. I picked it up, it was a text from a number I didn't know.

R u a profesional fucking pickpocket or do u just steal things frm me?

I grinned like a schoolboy, I knew she wouldn't be able to resist. She would do anything to prove that she had balls.

Just you! I typed back, keeping it short and sweet just like her... well maybe not sweet.

Two minutes later.

Well F.Y.I Cullen, I dnt take kindly to thieves! I'd hate 4 u 2 lose 1 of those talented digits of urs!

I smirked as I read it. She didn't even have to be in my view, and my cock was stirring.

I dnt think ud be saying tht if u knew just how talented my fingers cud be!

I slumped back against the sofa, impressed with my flirting technique. I didn't know I could be so forward without feeling awkward. It was kind of fun.

Edwardo, u may b an expert at fixing teeth but I highly doubt those fingers r much use at anything else.

I laughed out loud, I may not have been good in the women's department but I wasn't a virgin and I'd had sex plenty of times. My fingers were very useful, I'd never had one complaint, I could finger a lady to within an inch of her life.

I cant tell u how wrong u r miss Isabella and I'm more than happy to prove u wrong!

Lets see how she likes that!

Oh I can assure u Cullen tht ur fingers will get nowhere near anything other than my teeth.

She was in denial. She wanted me. She stalked me out at work for Christ sake. Yeah... she wanted me.

I wouldn't b so sure bout tht!

Oh how I loved pushing her buttons.

U r an asshole and I fucking hate u! A smirk appeared on my lips just as another text came through. "And don't fucking smirk at me, u smug bastard.

I didn't text her back, I called her instead.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring-I was getting frustrated-ring, ring, ring. "What the fuck do you want?" That little bitch answered.

"Hello to you too. Do you always answer your phone in such a polite manner or is that just for my benefit?" I asked as politely as I could.

"I answer like that to everyone, you're nothing special."

My dick is now solid, thanks to her smart mouth.

"Oh... now I see! You're just rude to everyone who dares to call you."

"Yes! Now is there something I can help you with or are you just ruining my day again?" She asked semi-polite, there was still a hint of attitude in her voice.

"I do have something you could help me with or that you could attend too. It is your fault why I'm in need of attending too." Where was I growing balls from?

"As much as I'd love to jump on your Bob and fuck the smugness right out of you, Betsy is out of service at the moment. Goodbye Edward!" She hung up and I groaned.

My mouth was hung open like I was catching flies. That woman never ceased to amaze me, she had no shame, no filter and no fucking idea how much I wanted... no, needed her. She was driving me insane.

One thing was for sure, I was hooked and I was not letting her go.

Oh and my Bob was definitely going to be meeting her Betsy on a more intimate level.

If she didn't kill me first.

Thanks for reading, please review it would heal my heart after I got stood up last night...(yeah I'm laying it on thick) haha. Till the next time...